| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 3/6/2009 9:20:21 PM | Don't be alarmed
Take the wheel
zzz zzz zzz
In here Dad!
Honey! I'm home...
Strange secret handshake...?
That always happens
I outrank you
What's that smell?
Elevator doors opening | |
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Posted: 3/7/2009 9:47:01 PM | are you in?
are you done?
you love me ?
what's your name?
I'm fifteen,okay?
I'm a dude
get off ***hole !
now I'm pregnant
I just farted
oh,hi dad!
crabs are back | |
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Posted: 3/8/2009 9:32:51 AM | "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! MICHAEL MYERS"
"OH! OH! SHHHAAAAAAZZZAAAAMMMMMM!!"
"Is that smoke?"
"AIDS? Sounds fun!"
"Wanna circumcize me?"
"Whoops...it broke"
"Get off, Dad!"
"Hi, uncle Chester!" | |
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Posted: 3/9/2009 6:10:32 PM | Three words you don't want to hear when having sex:
"operation was successful"
"Are you gay?"
"my fee is..."
"You're done! Next..."
"My husband's here!"
"I've had better!"
"Is that it?"
"Hey, it's tiny!"
"Look! It's cute!"
Where is it?"
"It's Dateline NBC"
"I am infected" | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 3/9/2009 9:20:04 PM | Here, let me.
What is that?
I will NOT!
You're joking, right?
My ex would
Oh, that's disgusting!
Careful, clean sheets
Get a mop
What's your income?
Where am I?
Do it yourself!
Daddy's a cop
That? It's nothing
My shrink said....
You like bowling? | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 3/11/2009 6:55:28 PM | 
"was that it?
"wait you're done?"
"I was in"
"wanna try again?"
"its too small?"
"whats your name?"
"ok I'm done"
ahahahaha too bad it's only 3 words | |
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Posted: 3/11/2009 10:33:15 PM |
(voice from closet)MOVE FAT A$$
ROFLMAO!!! | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 3/11/2009 10:53:22 PM | shut the ****up
i cant stop
i want you
more than ever
put it deep
inside me dear
oh my god
i can't think
porfavor no adentro
su liquido me
amor esto la
noche tu eres
es loco en
la cama sucreto | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 3/12/2009 12:56:13 AM | Looks real hey?
Do I pass?
SURPRISE!!! Happy Birth d a y...
This ain't Kansas!
Consider yourself absolved
Where's the knot?
Trigger's is bigger...
Mind the Gerbil
Now who's sorry!
Try another crease?
You goddam sicko
It's the Bishop!
Car Wash Complete
Uh-Oh, it burst | |
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| 3 or more words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 3/12/2009 5:41:33 PM | oh! its in?
i should go.
this is embarrassing
use your tongue.
get off me!
that was it?
dont tell my husband.
is it supposed to feel like that?
WHAT IS THAT?
Aw its cute
that was weird
dont do thAt.
thats my ***hole.
i cant feel anything.
HEY! Wrong hole!
i want pizza
want some cake?
i miss grandma
you remind me of my ex
my wife isnt this good.
that was quick
ive never smelled anyhting like THAT before.
be quiet im trying to sleep
ceilings need painted
lets play a board game
want to play uno after this?
try to make it longer than 30 secs this time please.
Its not you its me. OK its you.
Man Im tired,
Well its been fun, but Im leaving. No no thats OK I'll call you. | |
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DazzyB
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Joined: 7/5/2008
Msg: 121 | |
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