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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 4/14/2009 4:40:22 PM | pull my nighty down when you have finished
the ceiling could do with re painting
i want some cake
my arm's gone numb
you can get off now, "im done"
shall i just put pop the kettle on instead
well this is "different"
shall i call you a taxi
oops!!... i know your not my ex babe!!!
make sure you close the door properly on the way out
don't call me i'l call you
im sure the shop sells smaller condoms?
or i have fallen zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (in my defence id had a hard day)
And iv said them all
 and this is why im probably single amongst other things.  | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 4/14/2009 4:46:13 PM | or type a proper sentence?? "i now know" was what i mean't. oh man, i thibk my last surviving brain cell just died...im going to bed before i get ridiculed on this post  | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 4/16/2009 11:07:19 AM | 1) opps,,gotta go!
2) my wife said!
3) child support order!
4) safe way house!
5) my parole officer!
6)it hasn't healed!
7)my pee burns!
8)can i borrow?
9)thank u mommy?
10)cameras outta tape!
11)my buddy said!
12) you wait here!
13)i have aids!
14) my pace maker
15) it's not contagious
16)i'm robbing you
17) all my kids
18) all my wives
19) i buried her
20) this wont hurt!
21) it wasnt me!
22) body in trunk!
23) need a bump!
24) i need money!
25) just made bail!
26) open closet door!
27) u hear that?
28)s hit on me!
29) you don't mind?
30) she wont know!
31) rape ur a ss hole!
32)i hear them..
33) suck my balls
34) not my house
35) get the knife
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 4/16/2009 5:23:41 PM | guy says... say my name
girl says ... whats ur name
dont say anything
just shut up
i gotta go...hehehe
u gotta go...hehehe
well im done
hey finish already
k enough already
what time isit
when u leaving
well then byeeeee
lock the door
see yourself out
not 3 words but my fav ..... i'm not gonna b faithfull | |
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trilar
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Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 197 | |
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tdluva
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Joined: 8/29/2006
Msg: 198 | |
| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 4/17/2009 7:35:04 PM | Call the doctor.
Fifty! I'm fifty.
Sound the alarm.
Come on down.
Please, help me!
Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
Plug this in.
Don't turn around.
Scramble my eggs.
Listen up now.
Keep this quiet.
I'm gonna puke.
Who needs Mike?
God bless you.
That's my phone.
Kill my husband/wife.
Who likes tuna?
Thread the needle.
That's my lawyer.
Make me smile/happy.
Hit me harder.
Where's your manners?
I'm Brett Michaels.
I'm Paris Hilton.
Call me Digger.
Hold this camera.
Don't kiss me. | |
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