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midnightblue63

Joined: 7/13/2008
Msg: 201
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/17/2009 10:11:44 PM
voice from above "ground floor" (doors on lift open - people say ) ooohhh its mums lingerie, exmotherinlaw chose underwear

Chrisb377

Joined: 4/3/2007
Msg: 202

3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/18/2009 12:06:43 AM
So what do i do? so that what it looks like!

LuvJayhawks

Joined: 2/13/2009
Msg: 203
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/18/2009 12:15:38 PM
"Wake up, dear." "I need Viagra." "I need penicillin." "Credit card declined."

jeffbfun

Joined: 7/12/2008
Msg: 204
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/19/2009 7:09:20 PM
you now where the new batteries are it happens to everybody once in awail you should get some advice feom your father

Call me Ginny

Joined: 12/28/2008
Msg: 205
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/20/2009 9:55:18 AM
Owwwwww! Oops! Heeheee.......... ...........(unless it's because we're having fun........ ) Besides those, it's pretty much all good, if there needs to be more than gasping and panting.

JoeS71

Joined: 9/11/2008
Msg: 206
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/20/2009 10:26:14 AM
"What..is... THAT?!?!?!?"

retexan599

Joined: 8/5/2008
Msg: 207

3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/20/2009 7:01:50 PM
You CPR trained? Nitro....glycerin....tablet.... Greetings, Dr. Falken....

Remy9085

Joined: 4/16/2009
Msg: 208
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/20/2009 8:02:39 PM
i have stds my dad's home i'm post-op

tdluva

Joined: 8/29/2006
Msg: 209

3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/23/2009 1:12:35 AM
You dipshits should read the entire thread before you type: OMG its so small!! One more ****ing time.

GWSmith

Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 210
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/24/2009 12:56:23 AM
This is not three words but: "Do you like that finger? How about trying something slightly smaller?"

crazy4mars

Joined: 2/9/2009
Msg: 211
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/25/2009 10:52:01 AM
Here's the midgets got your backside call me sasquach f*ck the snake 10sec. men rule I'm a minor vanilla sex rules sniff my underwear like my chainsaw?

Cookiee_Monster21

Joined: 8/19/2006
Msg: 212
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/25/2009 2:14:33 PM
"God, Marry me!" Hahahahahaha "Lets have kids" ""We need to talk" "Is it in yet" "Does it hurt" "I cant find it" "Did you cum?" "I couldn't tell" Saying someone else's name.

xenogenisis

Joined: 2/7/2009
Msg: 213

3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/25/2009 3:24:42 PM
whats an STD.. was that it... turn off lights.. who are you.. when done, leave.. charges were dropped.. my husbands home.. no backdoor exit... maury povich called..

Trulio

Joined: 12/26/2005
Msg: 214
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/25/2009 11:19:07 PM
The latest 3 words you do not want to hear during sex: 1. I am a virgin 2. I am from Virginia 3. I am vertiginous in your embrace (the vertiginous word) next one will relate lace rather than race

scuzzi_au

Joined: 3/8/2009
Msg: 215
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/26/2009 2:10:28 AM
"Squeal lik'a Pig" "so who'se next?" " More, more, more!" "God ur Hopeless!"

above_my_lips

Joined: 4/22/2009
Msg: 216
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/26/2009 6:17:01 PM
happy birthday gramma!

team of two

Joined: 4/6/2009
Msg: 217

3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/26/2009 8:49:28 PM
This is fornication! Have animal porn? Not into opposite sex!

SoonToTheNavy

Joined: 12/3/2008
Msg: 218
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/28/2009 10:22:38 AM
At one point I said to the girl "Did you shower? There's 3. She said "YES!" So I gave her 3 more. "Do it again." Hahaha I was just saying it to be an ass though.

natausha lynn

Joined: 4/3/2009
Msg: 219
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/30/2009 12:11:30 AM
choke me harder dude you missed is it over ? dude im done i ****ed that ? i cant lie whats your name? im a man (to a man) does it itch i have crabs i pooped alittle oops i peed i peed alittle

damonmarz

Joined: 4/25/2009
Msg: 220

3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/30/2009 12:22:03 AM
Too funny. if i heard "dad is better" it would be time to leave the chicken farm

Yessssssss

Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 221
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/30/2009 1:59:06 AM
What time's tea? Haha.. Would sure as hell put me off.

aneedafish

Joined: 3/24/2009
Msg: 222
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/30/2009 7:29:32 AM
who are you? what are you? where are you? How can you? Are you awake?

Rossdm

Joined: 2/25/2009
Msg: 223
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 4/30/2009 7:54:48 AM
Watch it Clap,,, Lmao :L

Dublingirl09

Joined: 3/3/2009
Msg: 224

3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/5/2009 12:09:49 PM
i have too say ya's are hillarious i love funny people their the best going roll: