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 Excellent_Guy
Joined: 2/21/2009
Msg: 51
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Once in Korea picked up this girl and her place turned out to be the place of all the other girls. It was kind of like a barracks and the beds appeared to be something Corporal Klinger (MASH) had pilfered from supply, just army cots spaced 10 foot or so apart. Either too much beer or too busy to remember the noise. LOL Until I read this post I'd totally forgotten about it.
 InBarrie
Joined: 5/7/2009
Msg: 52
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/13/2009 10:47:33 PM
Oh, I'm a total creep. Hear my upstairs neighbors getting it on and open up my window so I can get a better listen...I'm all alone by the way when this happens


First of all, that's sooo creepy!!!!

And...yes, the people upstairs ( I live in an apartment) poor girl...he lasted about two pumps and a funny face...they bothed moaned, he stomped to the bathroom, and flushed the toilet. The good news is though, that they recently moved out!!!

No I did not open my window to get a better listen...I'm really creeped out about that now!
 spitfire6844
Joined: 6/30/2007
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Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/13/2009 10:55:38 PM
Heard a lot of lovemaking while in college dorms and housemates, and I'm sure a lot of people heard me and whichever woman I was with at given times, too. It's amazing how we all learned to tune each other out!
 miss_contemplative
Joined: 3/12/2008
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Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/13/2009 11:32:40 PM
It's always a treat that keeps on entertaining to vamp the sex sounds up with fuddy neighbours.

I've had a lot of fun with that.
 HardEngineering
Joined: 4/3/2009
Msg: 55
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/14/2009 12:05:50 AM
While in the USN I was actually in the same area with another couple more than once. No swinging, no swapping, nothing planned out...just in the "right place" at the "right time", I guess.
Once in a pop-up camper at a kegger/bonfire party,
Once on a Navy ship at sea in a Division Office.
Sometimes I've been the party helping make the noise- Once in a room my lady and I rented, and then let other guys from the ship crash in, so they didn't have to go back to the ship (she pulled the headboard off the wall and woke every drunk sailor in the room!). We had a good laugh about that one!
 Rymes with orange
Joined: 1/7/2009
Msg: 56
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/14/2009 3:15:14 AM
Yes, yes I have...So there I was, minding my own business, when my young son and I heard a woman screaming "give it to me give it to me give it to me"...my son asked me, what are they doing dad...I said their fighting over the check book...I'm glad she wasn't yelling F me F me F me.
 rotherhamlad14
Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 57
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/14/2009 4:14:47 AM
I once stayed over at my best mates flat, and heard her goin at it with her fella in the next room.

I just ignored it and went to sleep.

Next morning, in the kitchen, she asked me if I had heard anything. Gallantly, I said no. She then said that they were a bit loud, to which I answered "I didnt hear anything, I am giving both of us a way out of this embarrassing conversation"
 buzzy9876
Joined: 12/3/2008
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Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/14/2009 5:13:25 AM
Have you ever caught your parents having sex? I did. I'll never go back to that website!
 pub_genius
Joined: 3/18/2009
Msg: 59
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/14/2009 5:58:55 AM
Yes, and seen them too, in public places...on 3 separate occasions.

And no, they were not public places known for such activity, so-called "dogging" areas!
 miss_contemplative
Joined: 3/12/2008
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Posted: 5/14/2009 10:58:34 AM

Have you ever caught your parents having sex? I did. I'll never go back to that website!


Ha! Priceless!
 shoesrme2
Joined: 3/11/2009
Msg: 61
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/15/2009 12:13:08 AM
Yes! I would pound on the wall and say, "Mom! Dad! Cut that out! We're trying to play monopoly in here!"
 LemmonJuice
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 62
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/15/2009 5:52:41 AM
I promise my neighbors have!
 GoodmanGreg
Joined: 11/24/2007
Msg: 63
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 5/15/2009 6:06:51 AM
Yes..I have. I live in an apartment building, and across the alley way from me is another apartment building. On the second floor, I could hear them almost every night, sometimes in the middle of the afternoon. Tremendous Turn On for me. I had lost my wife and was feeling very lonely, and honestly, I looked forward to them. It actually better than any adult movie. Its real.! Its live! Huge Turnon. When they were done, I often needed a cold shower.

Well they must have moved or something, sad to say. Now all I hear is the sounds of either dogs barking, babies crying, the elevated trains going by 2 blocks over, and sirens and car horns. Gosh...how I missed listening to the sounds of Love.....Amazing!
I wish someone would move in and provide me with this free entertainment.

As others have said, every now and then in a hotel/motel, but for me unfortunately not that often. With my luck its a couple of seniors next door or a family of 5 with kids screaming. With Air Conditioners and so forth, it pretty much drowns out the "sounds of love". I often think I should just go to a no-tell motel somewhere and just listen. Oh well, probably too much information already!

Theres a song that goes "There's a kind of hush, all over the world tonight, all over the world you can hear the sounds of lovers in love". What could be a better sound to hear?
 kaninchen
Joined: 3/26/2009
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Posted: 5/15/2009 6:32:47 AM


Well they must have moved or something, sad to say. Now all I hear is the sounds of either dogs barking, babies crying, the elevated trains going by 2 blocks over, and sirens and car horns. Gosh...how I missed listening to the sounds of Love.....Amazing!
I wish someone would move in and provide me with this free entertainment.


Maybe all that ****ing turned into a baby and they don't have time for it anymore.
 aconrod
Joined: 4/20/2008
Msg: 65
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 10/24/2009 4:40:26 AM
Yes I did I came across my friends mother with her boy friend who she just meet.
 garritygirl
Joined: 8/16/2009
Msg: 66
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 10/24/2009 9:43:54 AM
The other night my young neighbor was getting a b/j from some girl,,in front of his open window, with the lights on and the shades up..Ok,,I peeked a little,,our windows are about 10 feet apart. But, after awhile, when the lights went out and he was banging his girlfriend or whoever, she started to moan so loudly, that my cat was freaking out. I tried to ignore it, which was impossible, so I yelled out the window to shut their freaking windows. I told them I was glad they were having a good time, but I didn't want to experience it with them, unless they wanted to hear me grunting and moaning next time I was having sex. I said, "I'm 54 years old,,do you really want to hear it?" He answered me, "you're right..."

It was kind of funny the next day..I saw him peaking out of the window at me as I went to my car.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 67
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 10/24/2009 10:38:18 AM

But, after awhile, when the lights went out and he was banging his girlfriend or whoever, she started to moan so loudly, that my cat was freaking out. I tried to ignore it, which was impossible,


There's a fine irony here with the friggin' cat. Lol More than once, I've heard the banshee wail of two feral felines fvcking, and it ain't love, it's clamor. I'd rather listen to finger nails scrape a slate blackboard. If it ever happens again, some of my surplus condoms are gonna become water balloons and I will restore the peace. Lol
There's a golf course next to me, 14th fairway is about 60 yards from my door. It has water hazards, which attract Canadian geese. I don't care who ya are, love and lust in goose talk is friggin' hilarious, and the visual is more comical than two fluffy humans trying to make the love connection, or an albatross coming in for a landing on Guam.
 iyamnot
Joined: 5/19/2007
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Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 10/24/2009 10:57:05 AM
Arpeggia ! that was awesome! Some of the best jokes and stories come from true life experience, lol. I loved it.
 LongAfterDark
Joined: 5/17/2008
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Posted: 10/24/2009 11:12:51 AM
I usually drop by and ask if they want a third and usually it works. I've had sex with at least a dozen couples.
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
Msg: 70
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 10/24/2009 12:46:24 PM
Best. Thread. Ever.

Yes, I have been on both sides of the question...the listening neighbor and ...ummmm ...the ruckus-causer
 BigDaddyJinx
Joined: 11/4/2006
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Posted: 10/24/2009 1:32:54 PM

Have you ever heard another couple having sex?

Several times actually. Some people I knew, and some I didn't.

And it gets annoying. VERY annoying. Sounds like someone's filming a porno. It's always been so "over the top" it's all I can do not to laugh before I wanna pound on the walls. And I have pounded on the walls to get them to take it down a few notches...

I dunno, maybe I'm odd but I see it as disrespectful to be making such a production out of it enough that anyone can hear it. I'm all for sex, and definitely all for the enjoyment of such...but really...c'mon now. There's no reason to be making such a production of it.

If you're in your own home, you have a better chance of not being heard...lest you keep windows/doors/etc open. But in smaller confines like tents, dorms, apartments and such...have some class. You have neighbors. No need for high decibel antics just to say that you did or didn't. Show some respect.

My neighbor has kids. I hate my neighbor and wouldn't mind coming home to see him running through the complex on fire...but him and I bumped into each other and he "reminded" me that his daughter's room is directly beside my own, and when I have company over...it wakes her up and then she asks questions. He wasn't impressed. I can understand. As much as I think he is a complete tool, I was embarrassed and assured him that I'd keep my company in control. My company doesn't like it when I tell them to take it down several notches, but their only other options are to A) stop, or B) stuff a sock in their yap.

I guess that those that make big productions of it are trying to impress someone.

Too bad all it does is show disrespect to others.

JMO.
 m14shooter
Joined: 10/2/2009
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Posted: 10/24/2009 3:44:49 PM
There is a movie called The Cooler and it has a great scene with William H Macey and Maria Bello where he lives in a hotel room with neighbors that are very noisy during sex and the two of them make some noise to get back at them. I watch this movie every time it comes on.

I have heard other couples in hotel rooms and have been heard myself. Had the cops called one time when I was with this woman that was extremely vocal during sex. I opened the door with nothing on and the cops asks if she is ok. She screamed at him that she was fine and they were ruining the moment. I slammed the door in the cops face and got back to business. Manager moved the people next door to us and we had no more problems. Ran into them the next morning at breakfast and the lady that was next door starts going off on my girl and she tells the lady you're just pissed because you have never got it like that before.
 ScreamingBanshee
Joined: 10/20/2009
Msg: 73
Have you ever heard another couple having sex?
Posted: 10/24/2009 7:17:45 PM
I have never heard of another couple having sex over the freakiness going on in my hotel room, lmfao. Who the hell is paying attention to that shit when you are getting your groove on?
 BigDaddyJinx
Joined: 11/4/2006
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Posted: 10/24/2009 8:11:58 PM

Ran into them the next morning at breakfast and the lady that was next door starts going off on my girl and she tells the lady you're just pissed because you have never got it like that before.

Yea see...this is precisely the type of juvenile antics I mentioned earlier.

All boils down to some Grade 6 pissing contest.

It's probably true, but shows a complete lack of class. Epic fail
 Annet19
Joined: 6/27/2009
Msg: 75
The apartment next door was a bordello, lol!
Posted: 10/24/2009 8:18:04 PM
I think the guy next door did favors for "someone" and had the payment of prostitutes. The same one used to come over twice a week and other assorted ones at other times. I would see him going into his apartment with throw rugs and he and another guy would scent the place with potpourri. He "got" the woman in another apt. Another neighbor heard him talk of what he did during the night before...
I would hear the bed slamming against the wall and one night, the bed broke and it fell on the floor, lol!
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