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Posted: 7/11/2005 5:22:30 AM | | jailbait one liners are always funny...now, sweet, why did you drop your cleavage pic, and replace it with Elvis... | |
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Posted: 7/11/2005 11:57:14 AM | | If a job is worth doing, then get someone in to do it properly | |
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Posted: 7/11/2005 12:14:30 PM | jesus loves you but every one else thinks you are awanker i'm the one your mother worned you about confushious say man who stands on toilet is high on pot my karma ran over your dogma you might as well laugh at yourself , every one else does | |
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Posted: 7/11/2005 12:36:06 PM | OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer,"Pick one, I can't do both!" | |
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Posted: 7/11/2005 12:54:20 PM | old is when "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. | |
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Posted: 7/11/2005 7:15:07 PM | If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear,do you think Greece would help? | |
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Posted: 7/12/2005 12:44:02 AM | why do gorillas have such big nostrils
answer: such big fingers | |
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Posted: 7/12/2005 10:03:27 AM | | Is that your face or are you wearing a mask? | |
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Posted: 7/12/2005 12:07:27 PM | | if a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does anyone care | |
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Posted: 7/12/2005 7:23:37 PM | Most of these are t-shirt ones but I thought they were funny.
My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
Your IQ test came back negative.
This is not the life I ordered.
I feel so violated.. Do it again.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
I'd smack you but shit splatters.
If you promise not to get emotionally attached, you can kiss my ass.
Redheads... When you only want the BEST.
And my favorite sign, I'm actually thinking of getting a copy of this and framing it to hang in my entranceway.
NOTICE: Sexual harrassment in this area will not be reported. However, it will be "graded".
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Posted: 7/12/2005 10:22:57 PM | | on the other hand there are different fingers | |
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Posted: 7/13/2005 1:24:14 AM | | looks like the f*ck up fairy visited again | |
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Posted: 7/13/2005 1:26:42 AM | What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses
Chaos, panic and disorder – my work here is done
How do I set a laser printer to stun? | |
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Posted: 7/13/2005 9:00:38 AM | | are you riding a chicken, or are those your legs...... | |
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Posted: 7/14/2005 2:32:47 AM | | I am as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market :o | |
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Posted: 7/14/2005 3:36:58 AM | I finally got it all together, but i forgot where i put it.
I'm confused, are you an idiot or a moron?
And that's all i can think of right now. :) | |
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Posted: 7/14/2005 10:30:03 AM | its a persona favorite of mine.....
mange moi je suis un biscuit 
which in english means......eat me i'm a cookie | |
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Posted: 7/14/2005 10:40:46 AM | did you hear about the farmer who won an award yeah they said he was outstanding in his field  | |
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Posted: 7/14/2005 6:24:19 PM | If there's grass on the field play ball
If she's old enough to go to the store , she 's old enough to get breed
And always remember 15 will get you 20 - Rkelly | |
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Posted: 7/14/2005 10:25:02 PM | | Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? | |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 8:38:36 AM | A company that will go to all ends of the earth for its people, will find that it can hire them for about 10% of the cost!
Dreams are like rainbows....only idiots chase them.
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
It takes 43 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile...but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face! | |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 9:56:53 AM | | If we are what we eat............then I am easy, fast and cheap! | |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 9:59:36 AM | Almost forgot these... "Signs to hang in the house"
I clean house every other day.....today is the other day.
If you write in the dust.....PLEASE don't date it.
My house was clean last week. (too bad you missed it) | |
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