| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/22/2005 11:57:46 PM | ^^^^ in that spirit worst 4 words to hear from your gf whose bra is this? we have to talk
never put off till tomorrow what you can do today, because if u do it today and like it your gonna do it again anyway | |
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/23/2005 4:36:47 AM | Procrastinate tommorow
I'm a Buddhist Existentialist - I think therefore I OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'me' if you look hard enough.
There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that there is no limit to stupidity" -> Albert Einstein | |
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/23/2005 5:26:58 AM | There's 10 types of people that understand binary - Those who do and those who dont.
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/24/2005 1:53:27 PM | subtle..very subtle swarf12!
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/24/2005 4:18:18 PM | Thanks poshrat.
Another one of my favorites (courtesy of red meat) : Never drink the shampoo, no matter how good it smells. | |
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/24/2005 5:08:09 PM | Where's Lee Harvey Oswald now that we really need him ?
This product has has been proven to cause cancer in the lab. Don't use it in a lab just to be safe. | |
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janni
| Joined: 7/11/2005 Msg: 132 | |
| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/24/2005 6:13:13 PM | *What if the hokey-pokey is really what it's all about?
* If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble * Good morning is an oxymoron
* I love you more today than yesterday...yesterday you really pissed me off!
* Organized people are just too lazy to look for things
* Moody chick seeks nice guy for love/hate relationship
And for all you parents ...
* Who are these children and why are they calling me mom?
* I tried using childproof locks... but they keep getting in anyway!
* Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree | |
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/24/2005 6:17:41 PM | An oxymoron for most computer users everywhere....
Microsoft Works | |
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korky
| Joined: 12/4/2004 Msg: 134 | |
| A Scientist Posted: 7/24/2005 11:15:21 PM | The definition of a scientist.
A scientist is a person that knows a great deal about "very little". He goes on knowing more and more about less and less until eventually he knows all there is to know about nothing. | |
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| A Scientist Posted: 7/25/2005 10:26:40 AM | A little tasteless humor...
What did the man, who created the vibrator, continually hear before he created it?
"If you build it, the will cum!"  | |
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| funny one liners Posted: 7/25/2005 11:41:05 AM | | Sh!t defies all laws of physics: when it hits the fan, as much as possible is propelled in your direction, and as little as possible is directed back to the source. | |
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| funny one liners Posted: 7/25/2005 1:26:50 PM | | Men are like roses. Watch out for the PRICKS. | |
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korky
| Joined: 12/4/2004 Msg: 138 | |
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Dr. Me
| Joined: 4/6/2005 Msg: 139 | |
| funny one liners Posted: 7/25/2005 10:03:45 PM | | You're my friend , when you drink I drink , when you run i run , when you fight i fight , when you jump off a bridge I'll miss your ass . | |
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/26/2005 7:45:38 AM | Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone. Now that's what's up! | |
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/27/2005 8:57:19 AM | | if a person with multi personalities kills himself, is that considered a hostage situation? | |
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/27/2005 3:28:29 PM | Dont sweat the petty stuff pet the sweaty stuff
Be kind to the environment Kiss a beaver!
Theres no backspace in life
I cut you so bad! That you wish I didn't cut you so bad!
Beef its whats for dinner
Is that a bannana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
Lifes a garden dig it! | |
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/27/2005 5:37:24 PM | HAVE U LOST YOUR MIND?!?!?!!!!
NO SERIOUSLY, I found this one down the street and it look'd like yours....sso I thought I'd ask. | |
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/28/2005 1:08:26 AM | the greatest trust in the world: 2 cannibals having oral sex!
i got a book titled: "how to make it big", turned out it was all about money!
Nothing works out for me; I go fishing I catch nothing, I go to orgies I catch everything! | |
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| Fun One Liners Posted: 7/28/2005 1:10:20 AM | And then there's this one: I met a girl off PoF, I saw her walk by and asked "are you mary?" She asked "are you Mike" I sez "yeah" She sez "I'm not Mary" | |
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kressa
| Joined: 10/24/2004 Msg: 146 | |
| funny one liners Posted: 7/30/2005 7:17:32 AM | | Women have pussies and they cant huffff. Guess what they do . Ok keep it to yourself | |
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| funny one liners Posted: 7/30/2005 8:54:17 AM | | I like to yell "price check, register one" at the dollar store | |
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| funny one liners Posted: 7/30/2005 9:26:34 AM | | can't elope tonight, my wife wont let me! | |
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| funny one liners Posted: 7/31/2005 9:35:15 PM | | Politicians and diapers........both need to be changed and for the same reason! | |
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