| WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF......... ??
Posted: 3/15/2009 4:18:31 AM | | I would crack a joke, laugh a little, check to make sure it was not a juicy one, and get back to business.... | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 6:08:30 AM | | I'd know how good I was, hahaha. If she lets one loose, that tells me my skills still work. Hell, I have been know to make them rip off more than once. It is indicative of how great a "CONSUMER I AM". I usually bring a bib anyways, hahahahaha | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 7:06:42 AM | | I wouldnt keep going-i'd stop all together. If she said excuse me-we probably be able to get it on again-but if she let one rip and didnt say nothing i would think that was deliberately trying to fart in my face | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 7:25:45 AM |
I'm from New England. We fahht.
There's a German joke here somewhere, just too slippery for me right now. Think it has something to do with staht, like the ignition. Lol.
Nicht furz!!!
Oh, and I would absolutely die of embarrassment
The woman who defecated on that previous poster/lapper did die-he just didn't realize that death relaxes ALL the muscles. LOL.
That stuff about farting roses? LMAO! Hey, on a good day I can sell dogsh-t to a judge, but I just couldn't sell this line with a straight face to save my own ass, much less her face.
Stunt doubles!!!  GREAT THREAD!!! | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 8:31:35 AM | [This, the penultimate expression of romantic fulfillment. But then as that thought passed with the wind a firm hand would press down on her belly a few times just to make sure, and her finger would be pulled for good measure, and only then would the festivities resume. ]
Thanks humungo, I just laughed so hard at the visual, that I almost spewed my coffee onto the computer scream, and still have a little laugh tear coming down my face!
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Posted: 3/15/2009 8:36:03 AM | whytwater You probably make your lovers fahht from laughing so much!
And yes...es macht nichts für mich.
I agree-great thread.
But it gets me to thinking that maybe having a bush down there is a good idea. It would muffle the sound. Would a man feel the fart on his chin? Could he even hear it if my legs are clamped on his head?
Augh. I don't even want to think about it. Now I am going to be all crazy anxious the next time a guy is down there. | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 9:36:28 AM | Oh, its all natural and pretty funny, so I'd be laughing. She'd be all embarassed and I'm sure I'd make a gagging/choking comments or two, but it takes a lot more than that to get me out from between her thighs!
People have to remember that sex play is is fun and bodies sometimes make funny noises. Laughing is good for you! | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 9:50:42 AM |
I don't even want to think about it. Now I am going to be all crazy anxious
Oh, yeah? Guess what's running through HIS head!!! Wondering how to be faster than gassed. LOL! How much DOES a stunt double cost?
OP, I've always thought that women get some kinda special training in the art of the silent release. Just one of the courses at charm school. I can honestly say that I have never heard a woman fahht, even while laughing. Lol. | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 10:05:10 AM | OP -- I'm a man. Therefore by my very nature, I think farts are hilarious. I'm also Canadian, and we LOVE "toilet humor" for some odd reason.
Terrence and Phillip were modelled after famous Canadians too I'd say...
I digress.
I've had this happen just a couple times in my life, thankfully, and aside from the first time it happened - when I made a HUGE production out of it, the rest have all been humorous in their own way. I had to be realistic and understand that sometimes, it just happens. Nothing we can do about it. Same with queefs. Natural biological function.
Though it makes me wonder...if APFP let a fahht out while I was giving her "face"...would she then implode into her own embarrassment in such rapid fashion that I'd hear it...see a bright flash of instant light...then sit there and wonder where the smell came from, and where the Hell did she disappear to?!
Or would I just say I "stepped on a duck" myself...and she was never really here anyways? And why is my pillow wet?
I'll be thinking about that all day now...
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Posted: 3/15/2009 10:36:43 AM |
Oh, geez. Thanks, Big Daddy. I am sending you the bill for the coffee sprayed all over my computer!!
I also have a certain song from South Park running around in my head along with sound effects.
Why DO men find farts so funny?!
P.S. Your pillow would smell like sunshine and applesauce. | |
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Posted: 3/15/2009 10:59:46 AM | | Accidents do happen and yes it has happened to me and I being quit witted stated "I guess this makes us a couple!" I later added that when we would spend the evening together that no refried beans would be allowed 24 hours befor fun time. In her defense she stated " Well, if you wasn't driving me out of my mind that wouldn't have happened!" But rememeber it's an accident, and should be treated that way. | |
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