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 JCL1 SEQUEL
Joined: 8/18/2008
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Slagbanger.

OOoh, do you want them, do you need them?

I mean, CAN I HAVE THEM?????


No chance mate. I don't need them but I very much want to keep them. If I was ever daft enough to part with them then I'll definitely bear you in mind though. I hope thats a consolation .
 Gagged
Joined: 1/30/2009
Msg: 27
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Posted: 3/31/2009 9:53:17 AM
Three pairs of platform boots, several pairs of shoes, two suitcases containing fancy dress costumes, books, slendertone, a few odds and sods. It's all trying to get out too.

I keep it really well stuffed under there, so there is no room for the limb-lickers to hide.
 sunflora
Joined: 2/28/2008
Msg: 28
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Posted: 3/31/2009 10:22:09 AM

I remember my sister moving her ancient divan out, when she still lived at home, the floor was covered in dust bunnies ( she had the box room so no way to vac under the bed properly) and the skeletal remains of Killer, our little Russian Dwarf hamster, who'd escaped from her cage in the Dining room some 18 months earlier!!!
Must remember to check here 1st if either of our 2 Russians go missing... Didn't he smell???

Under my bed is a pile of dust, gawd knows how many spiders (eek!), books, books and more books (which I keep forgetting to send to the charity shop) and I dread to think what else!
 sendawaythetigers
Joined: 5/3/2008
Msg: 29
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Posted: 3/31/2009 11:22:58 AM
bits of suspension from a 260z car.anti roll bar uprated bushes etc.oh i think theres an ignition barrell,brake master cylinder and a pair of sills.tie rod ends ball joints.actually ive probbly got quarter of the car under bed.the wings and doors are in hallway so girls you wont get a shock!!
 everpeaceful
Joined: 1/9/2009
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What lurks beneath......your bed!
Posted: 3/31/2009 11:24:25 AM
mmm a stack of empire magazines i promise theyre the movie magazine i love my movies i do
 oggers
Joined: 5/10/2007
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Posted: 3/31/2009 11:30:52 AM
being as its only a few weeks since I moved , not much has found its way under there ...


found me gas mask , handcuffs and rubber suit when I moved though :)
 Loumoos
Joined: 12/14/2008
Msg: 32
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Posted: 3/31/2009 11:36:29 AM
Empty suitcase, sometimes my cat. Bed socks, bottles of water after a night drinking..
 Sandbagger
Joined: 2/17/2007
Msg: 33
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Posted: 3/31/2009 12:54:19 PM

Hands off, and buy yourself a turntable!


Who me?
Oh trust me, I have a king amongst turntables.

There is just not enough vinyl in the world though!!
 maggy456
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 34
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Posted: 3/31/2009 1:02:19 PM

I found a pair of white y fronts,a copy of The Sun and a packet of hob nobs


Well Hams, what have you been up to lately? I know for a fact you do wear boxers.
Eh,eh, spill!

BOT
Just had a look.
6 books
one very dusty travel bag
one game of scrabble (most of the Rs are missing)
one galaxy ripple wrapper (no chocolate, buhu)
and one 5p piece
 *GlenW*
Joined: 8/30/2006
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Posted: 3/31/2009 1:54:00 PM
The first time I had a wooden floor in my bedroom convinced me how unhygienic carpets are. I only missed vacuuming for a couple of weeks and there was a mass of fluff and public hairs under there. Where does it go when you have carpets and how can one person moult so much?
 Ben433
Joined: 8/25/2008
Msg: 36
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Posted: 3/31/2009 1:59:04 PM
Hmm. Found my 1979 Millenium Falcon...I could have sworn that was in the loft.

Oh well. Anyone want to buy it?
 january-2009
Joined: 2/2/2009
Msg: 37
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Posted: 3/31/2009 2:19:52 PM
Mmmmmmmm well could I put on my wish list a gorgeous self made man of taste ........................................

failing that probably dust mites,
 Lorri55
Joined: 10/5/2007
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Posted: 3/31/2009 3:09:28 PM
shoes!!!!!!

this message may be too short and too dusty!

 1LOVEJELLY
Joined: 9/7/2008
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Posted: 3/31/2009 3:11:14 PM
slippers :

Messages this comfortable may not be posted
 Lorri55
Joined: 10/5/2007
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Posted: 3/31/2009 3:31:54 PM
Oh...just remembered!!!
I once found a wee mouse's cadaver!!!!
I thought it was my ex husband's smelly trainers! My cat had proudly brought it home and been munching on it in private!
 ~Hams~
Joined: 9/18/2008
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Posted: 3/31/2009 3:40:55 PM

Well Hams, what have you been up to lately? I know for a fact you do wear boxers.
Eh,eh, spill!


Maggy!....I thought it was our secret only the type of underwear I enjoyed wearing

OT...I had another look under my bed and found an old copy of Razzle from 1987.
 maggy456
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 42
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Posted: 3/31/2009 3:58:28 PM

Maggy!....I thought it was our secret only the type of underwear I enjoyed wearing


Some secrets are to big to be kept to one self.

By the way what kind of magazine/paper is a Razzle?
 maleshot
Joined: 6/8/2006
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Posted: 3/31/2009 4:32:06 PM
The only part of the carpet that's still fluffy
 ~*chelle~shock*~
Joined: 7/11/2008
Msg: 44
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Posted: 3/31/2009 4:41:49 PM
A box of hand bags at one end, a box at the other end with cards for all occasions, gift wrapping and card making materials, an empty Aero bubbles packet and some dust.
 Warrencraig
Joined: 8/30/2008
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Posted: 3/31/2009 5:48:01 PM
loads of empty holdalls and bags, gas mask and most my other ex military kit, a axe (in case burglar in house!)
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