| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 6:15:19 PM | Just what is a gal to do? Was I suppose to jump in and help or apologize and cover him up again? Is there a rule on etiquette for this situation... ?
LOL Guess he wasn't THAT good of a friend.....or this would be in the Sex Forum,huh?
I think the official etiquette is to greet your new guest with a helping hand.But I might be mistaken.What DID you do? Inquiring minds want to know...don't leave US hanging too! lol | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 6:24:46 PM |
I mean, he was "spanking" it, so it musta been bad....*chuckling to herself* I prefer the term naughty 
Being that I noticed you're listed as 'not single/not looking'.... Didn’t read the rest huh?
So you have booked another movie night lol Actually, yes, I have… and he’s suggested this movie for the evening…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanking_the_Monkey
And I’m bringing more of that liqueur… I don’t want to run out this time… 
So, other than that, Psssst…how was the movie?? Movie?
Oh… yeah… I don’t exactly recall…
Mmm. What did he say??? You can't leave us like this, pssssst..well you could, but it would be cruel.. It wouldn’t be proper for me to kiss and tell now would it?  | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 6:32:16 PM |
It wouldn’t be proper for me to kiss and tell now would it?
"Kiss"? You "kiss"ed? Ah-ha!
Well for cryin' out loud *psssst*, you told us all of the events up until he freed the naughty monkey and you uncovered it........NOW, you're gonna leave us like THIS? Pfffft!!! *kicks rocks* | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 6:49:41 PM |
He makes a wonderful dinner and after we load the dishwasher, we settle in the livingroom with a movie and some drinks.
Oh no..........................................................did you say drinks??
Is there a rule on etiquette for this situation... ?
Was it coffee (by any chance)????????????
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 6:55:06 PM | Well........he obviously WAS that "type of friend".....if you're not "kissing and telling"....
and it sounds like his "ploy" worked!!
and he was just getting primed for the real event!!
You made it sound like this was just a regular friend that you just hang out with .....
with no sexual interaction..... | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 7:04:31 PM |
Of course, asking him to express his feelings went completely out the window...
Ummm...don't you think he'd probably already expressed enough of his umm...personality by that point anyway?
I mean, depending on the situation or relationship, there's a right time and a wrong time to just whip out Mr Happy....but if whipping it out was the best way this man could "express his emotions" then...
Well hell, who are we kidding. You don't REALLY think that the man in question in this scenario couldn't find a better way to display his feelings?
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 8:00:40 PM |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oaSZxd9jOY&feature=related Ohhhhh... thank you... that could be our wedding song and I would owe it all to you... 
You don't REALLY think that the man in question in this scenario couldn't find a better way to display his feelings? But nothing so straight-forward...
yeh,right.....actually,you should watch your original movie,seeing as how you didnt actually see ANY of it..................*wink* Are you insinuating something? I saw the first whole 30 minutes of the movie before things... errrrr... got a little animalistic...
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 8:01:27 PM | Well, since you are both having another go at 'watching a movie' together  and you are planning on bringing more liqueur, we can only assume that you were pretty well enthralled with your friend's little primate  . Obviously, you have romantic thoughts about this man  , so why not just express them and then he won't have to be playing all alone under the comforter  . While he's spanking his monkey, you can pet your kitty... or take care of each other's pets.
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 8:02:06 PM | When you think you've heard and seen just about everything someone always amazes you. I've been on strange dates before but that is with women. You girls suffer in different ways.
Must have been a really small monkey for to have not taken notice to the shoulder dipping.
By chance did the monkey look like this -> 
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 8:12:45 PM |
Is there a rule on etiquette for this situation... ?
You did say it was his house. So his couch and his comforter (assuming you didn't bring your own). So proper etiquette is to leave if his behavior as a host is offensive to you, stay and help if you are interested, or stay and ignore it if not offended but not interested in helping. Refrain from condemning or judging him in his own home that you are a guest in, assuming he is not forcing you to stay and participate. | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 8:17:40 PM | | LOL...for some strange reason I am reminded of that cheesy commercial for the "snuggie". It's a fleecy blanket, but with sleeves, so you can use the phone and such while staying snuggly warm, according to the commercial. If your friend had been in a snuggie instead of under a normal blanket, you'd have been able to see his arms and hands! So for just $29.99 you could have been saved from the horrible spectacle of the poor monkey taking a beating! Maybe pick one up before your next movie night. | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/3/2009 8:43:06 PM | A proper lady would get a tiny little hat and, without comment, cover the offending...
monkey, er, member, um wait, tool? [Frig, just a minute...HEY EMILY!! How does one properly call one's friend's c^ock? Ah, thank you so much.]
...phallus.
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PS--Which movie? I have a date tonight.
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