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Jim978
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Joined: 7/15/2008
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/4/2009 5:43:14 AM | OMG!!!
Poor 'little' monkey!! What did the monkey ever do to deserve such abuse?! Why was the monkey under that comforter rather than enjoying this alledged movie? Speaking of movies .. umm.. which one were you watching and which one are you planning to "watch"?
Also - is this the same guy who is notorious for 'choking his chicken'?
and - what are you using for mix?
((ps - Never let your date eat the blue smarties))
.. poor l'il monkey ..
OH oh!! Does he keep his monkey in a closet?
I recommend for your next 'movie date' you bring Banana Daiquiris .. 
I'm calling PETA ... ooooooohhhhhhhh Peeeeeeeeeeeta!! I have (another) crusty comforter to report! It's time we take a stand for monkeys, chickens and other defenseless creatures, I say "Corrective Lenses for ALL One eyed creatures!" .. Who's with me??
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/4/2009 6:18:34 AM |
PS--Which movie? I have a date tonight. Metropolis… G’luck Cassa… I’m off to do some shopping… I believe a hat was mentioned for the little fella…
Things just seem to go smoother when the social graces are used. So true… so very true…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanking_the_Monkey *Adds the video store to the list of stops today*
I should pick up Gorillas in the Mist too… 
I recommend for your next 'movie date' you bring Banana Daiquiris .. And there’s a fantastic new Malibu – banana flavour…  | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/4/2009 7:08:57 AM | That had to be a sobbering effect.
A rule of etiquette ? Since you have called him a friend, i can assume you have known him for awhile.
I think there has been a lack of communication here.
If you had just met him and he done this ( i would think sex offender ). After all this was pretty bold of him to do with you right there. Just like the ones that go to the parks and does that in front of little children or flash children.
He should have at least went to the bathroom to do this rather than be so rude and bold to do it right there in your presence. | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/4/2009 8:33:13 AM |
He should have at least went to the bathroom to do this rather than be so rude and bold to do it right there in your presence.
Yes - but what about the monkey? And why was the monkey under the comforter to begin with?? I am also concerned as to whether or not he has any chickens.
Details .. we need details!
((does he have a webcam? and are there any real spiders involved?)) | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/4/2009 8:51:39 AM | Are you serious??!! What a loser!! I would have just simply gotten up, gathered my things, walked to my car and went home to my dog who is ultimately more entertaining than a man who thinks great entertainment is choking his chicken on a date with a woman.
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| The fine line between friendly and zoo friendly - where does the flavour end?
Posted: 4/4/2009 8:54:31 AM | hmmm... maybe he was spanking the naughty monkey cuz he caught it petting the kitty?? .. God only knows what the pecky chicken was doing to get it choked!
Seems to me there's an awful lot of animals involved and No mention of popcorn at all! wtf's up with that?
Peta will return my calls during regular business hours.
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Jim978
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Joined: 7/15/2008
Msg: 71 | |
| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/4/2009 3:26:02 PM |
I always thought if you caught someone spanking a monkey you called the Humane Society or PETA?
Just as a friendly tip - Do NOT call them if you are the one spanking your monkey. Neither of those organizations likes it when you call and breath heavily or moan into the phone. Not that I've ever... | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/4/2009 4:34:31 PM | | It's the comforter's fault!! Those damned comforters will do it every time when you're with a friend with a monkey. Monkey's are naughty that way. They think they can sneak out and get into mischief under the "cover" of darkness. In such cases, always leave a monkey trap out (not to be confused with the deleted thread where a pecker trap was mentioned). Once caught, you can decide what to do with it. I hear they go well with an organ grinder. | |
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| The fine line between friendly and too friendly - where does the favour end?
Posted: 4/4/2009 4:49:48 PM | So the guy was getting a little bit ahead of he game, but really, you should follow Concertina's advice, "Suck him off".
He invited you over for dinner and a movie, you accepted, then you got under a blanket and cozied up, had some wine, ....what do you really think is going to happen here?
Next time, if you can't imagine kissing the guy with an open mouth, don't accept his invitation. A man invites to his place because he is sexually arroused by you. "Duh"!
A dinner, a blanket, a movie, wine.....something will happen, or he is gay. | |
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Rules? Etiquette? How about the obvious? 
just another example why i always say every man who has a female 'friend" wants to f*ck her!..any man who says he doesn't think about sticking his monkey in his female "friend" is telling a lie
