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 wizardofossington

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Posted: 6/20/2009 4:19:30 AM

no, its just something that i've heard in passing....but i could be wrong...


I guess this came from the exchange emails you had with JaB.


perhaps your rectum will stay tightly spasmed indefinitely.....maybe you can keep us posted!


Again!!!! This constant of knowing has got your Depends tide up in a bunch.


its about what has already been well fitted in there, and has remained well in place since SB 08........and even ifi had any desire to insert anything else myself, i doubt i could accomplish anything greater...i can't improve upon Eli's masterpiece!


You and JaB have so much in common....Always talking in riddles. It must be that "notion that you try to 'protect' it is merely a pretext devised to hide your true (anal) cravings".
 sum1reel

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Posted: 6/20/2009 6:31:04 AM
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Always talking in riddles. It must be that "notion that you try to 'protect' it is merely a pretext devised to hide your true (anal) cravings".


....no riddles, that is contrived by your own denial, as you cannot answer a direct question..........you've amply demonstrated your obsessions, and your subconscious yearning to be penetrated anally.........it now seems quite obvious that you have a man-crush on JAC as you make mention of him in every possible context!

Eli gave it you as hard and as big as possible, so is there no way of ever satisfying you?
 wizardofossington

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Posted: 6/20/2009 10:16:06 PM

....no riddles


Liar....

My denial?!?!?! Here are some words that were contrived by you, which demonstrated your own fixation concerning anything below the belt,


hey wiz-pants.



piss-azz



replaced it with a big hard Giants banana!



"stuck" it right up the 'rectum'



we can't help bring up the 'shaft'



perhaps your rectum will stay tightly spasmed indefinitely.....



subconscious yearning to be penetrated anally



i've heard that the rectum can stretch to large diameters!


I mean seriously, who thinks of this stuff?


.........it now seems quite obvious that you have a man-crush on JAC as you make mention of him in every possible context!


I don't know a JaC....
 sum1reel

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Posted: 6/21/2009 7:03:27 AM

Here are some words that were contrived by you,


......i have no problem with what i've wrote, and all of it was intended to describe your state of being with your desires.



I mean seriously, who thinks of this stuff?


actually, it doesn't take much for me to formulate of that given all the ammunition you supply me with................but i must give your 'sterling wit' some credit for staying up all night reading between the words of the statement i made to come with that sentence in BOLD wording.....so i'll ask you the same question! .............your mom must be very proud of you for that one....its gotta be one of the biggest achievements of your existence no doubt!



I don't know a JaC


......but you do know "schit".........Eli has assured us of that!.
 wizardofossington

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Posted: 6/21/2009 7:52:23 AM
......i have no problem with what i've wrote


At least you got the "coming out of the closet" thingie covered....No need to address that to us. Unless you want to start a coming out of the closet Yankee nation? This is the internet you know? Plenty of opportunities.



I mean seriously, who thinks of this stuff?



actually, it doesn't take much for me


All the years of knowlegde and experience you got in the rectal department, there is no need for practice. Knowledge is key right?....I wonder you helped you through it? Should you thank your mother for that? Or was it your father? Or it could be JaB? Because I know it wasn't your "sterling wit".


......but you do know "schit".........Eli has assured us of that!.


I never said Eli is schit....I said Eli sucked!!! Please use your power of reading, listening, and comprehension skills....Thank you!!! My sterling wit strikes again!!!
 sum1reel

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Posted: 6/21/2009 9:44:20 AM

actually, it doesn't take much for me


....so true!...a wit of your size or "diameter" would allow things like that to just flow out effortlessly without having to bear down!


Knowledge is key right


certainly true wiz!......i now know an 'a-hole' when i'm dealing with one!....


I wonder you helped you through it?


none of those you listed!........i have you to thank!..it was actually your inspiration that did it...don't sell yourself short!....be a true beacon of hope for those who seek rectal enlightenment.......no one can do it better than yourself!


I never said Eli is schit


Ooops!...this one went over your head a bit!......but its okay....you are still #1 in the "wit' category!....yep, you still is 'da man'!....for shure!!!......(hey, i bet that is why they call you the wiz, right?)
 wizardofossington

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Posted: 6/22/2009 6:07:06 AM


actually, it doesn't take much for me



....so true!...a wit of your size or "diameter" would allow things like that to just flow out effortlessly without having to bear down!


I guess this one flew over your head....If you are going to reply to your own statements, I will just let you sort your fixation by yourself.


i now know an 'a-hole'


We know this already ....You have already explained how "rectums", "anal canals", and "diameters" operate....Knowledge is key, PAL!!!!


none of those you listed!........


Liar!!!!


be a true beacon of hope for those who seek rectal enlightenment.......no one can do it better than yourself!


I think you should keep your ideology beliefs to yourself....This is a sports forums, PAL ol' BUDDY!!!!

GO RED SOX NATION!!!!
 sum1reel

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Posted: 6/22/2009 6:25:49 AM
^


If you are going to reply to your own statements


the quote "actually, it doesn't take much for me" was your response that you gave me when i re-directed your question "how do you come up with this stuff" back to you!

you should stop riding your donkey backwards pal!.....you might wanna try and turn around to see where he is taking you, instead of just staring at his azz all the time!


This is a sports forums


...so we finally agree on something......and with that said, i bid you farewell!

 wizardofossington

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Posted: 6/22/2009 8:10:09 AM

the quote "actually, it doesn't take much for me" was your response that you gave me when i re-directed your question "how do you come up with this stuff" back to you!


Ooooh!! Is that what it was?


you should stop riding your donkey backwards pal!.....you might wanna try and turn around to see where he is taking you, instead of just staring at his azz all the time!


I'll stop, but you have to promise me you'll stop milking the bull. Maybe one day you might get the horn....If you know what I mean....PAL?


...so we finally agree on something......and with that said, i bid you farewell!


Take care Pal.....And I wish you good luck to any endeavors you may do....

Problem With The Yankees?
Posted: 7/21/2009 11:14:12 AM
Well as I look in the AL east today Yankee's are tied for 1st with the Sux

Go Yanks!
 baseballboy

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Posted: 7/21/2009 11:40:25 AM
Our biggest mistake of the decade was not Sabathia or Teixiera or even Kevin Brown.

It was re-signing Alex Rodriguez to a 10-year deal with the full knowledge that he doesn't produce in the postseason.

My heart sank when I got that news.
 broncsbuff

Joined: 4/18/2008
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Posted: 7/21/2009 11:52:43 AM
I get a laugh at yankee fans who dog on A-rod like its his fault for the yankees not winning any world series in the past 8 years. You should be more upset they signed wright and pavano to stupid contracts last couple years....

Im not a big a-rod fan, I think he tries WAY to hard to be liked, and him kissing himself in the mirror didnt do him any favors either, but its not all a-rods fault the yankees havent been winning world championships lately
 sum1reel

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Posted: 7/22/2009 8:28:39 PM
Most yank fans know that A-rod's real value lies in getting the key hits (and key runs driven in) against the softer teams in non-pressure situations!

Arod will get plenty of hits, rbi's during the course of the season!.......he is worth for at least 10-15 wins in a given season...........and those are valuable wins considering the Yanks haven't had the best of pitching!

like it or not......the yanks have been winning more now with a-rod in the line up then when he was out!
Problem With The Yankees?
Posted: 7/22/2009 9:06:39 PM
Ok here is the deal! It's after All Star the break and the Yanks are on top. Now lets stay that way guys! There is still ten more games against the Sux. So its time for payback! I can't belive I am actually rooting for the Yanks. My son would ****** kill me.
 sum1reel

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Posted: 8/10/2009 10:24:22 AM

So its time for payback!


...and payback was administered in a resounding way!....this should be an enormous confidence boost for both their pitching(as they matched Bsx aces Beckt&Lester) as well as hitting......the good thing about the hitting is that it was contributed by nearly all.

not only did we beat the Bsox 4 straight; we:
1. helped retire Smoltz
2. made the bsx go 34 innings without a hit
3. helped tire out their bullpen without a win
4. helped give terry francona an ulcer!


so overall, i'd say it was quite productive! .. .....lets hear it for those Yanks!
 MGMLION

Joined: 4/29/2008
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Posted: 8/10/2009 12:20:36 PM

not only did we beat the Bsox 4 straight; we:
1. helped retire Smoltz
2. made the bsx go 34 innings without a hit
3. helped tire out their bullpen without a win
4. helped give terry francona an ulcer!


so overall, i'd say it was quite productive! .. .....lets hear it for those Yanks!


Seems the Redsox have a problem now. They can't beat the Yankees.
Yankees Problem Solved
Posted: 8/10/2009 1:31:34 PM
Should change the Red Sox thread to the " Problems with the Sux"

 sum1reel

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Posted: 8/12/2009 6:12:58 PM
Yanks take 2 of 3 from the Blueow Jayobs (who fall further in the abyss of the Al east)..
 sum1reel

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Posted: 8/16/2009 7:31:21 PM
Yanks take 3 of 4 from the marinated-seattle boys.........and with the Bsx losing to the texas strangers, the yanks maintain their lead!

 baseballboy

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Posted: 8/17/2009 5:43:15 PM
There is no problem with the Yankees right now.
 sum1reel

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Posted: 8/23/2009 9:47:24 PM

There is no problem with the Yankees right now.


........you know it pal!.......

Yanks take 2/3 at Fenway..........keeping Bsx at bay.........going into Sept., its looking good!
 sum1reel

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Posted: 8/31/2009 8:03:51 AM
Yanks sweep chisox 3 zip!...............stayin ahead!
Yankees Problem Solved
Posted: 9/23/2009 4:44:44 PM
Its official Yankees win division in ALE! Good for them and their fans!
 sum1reel

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Posted: 9/23/2009 9:34:22 PM
Yanks didn't clinch AL pennant yet........they did clinch a playoff spot.
 plan9space

Joined: 9/25/2008
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Posted: 9/24/2009 4:49:31 AM
Spankees will lose - 3 and out to the EL TIGRES in the first round.
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