| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 10:38:39 AM | | i thought i was the only one to do something like that. it really drives women wild when you do ATM never had it done tho. maybe one day | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 10:46:20 AM | | yes you could possibly get a sore stomic if you got some sort of bacteria in your mouth. but driving your car 2 work in the morning is far more risky and no one is freaking out about that. | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 10:52:17 AM |
I was wondering what you guys do if gas is passed The same thing that we'd do if you passed gas during regular oral sex, or what you would do if a guy passed gas during a BJ - cough, gag, laugh, scream, tease them about it for the rest of their lives?!? I prefer some notice so I can vacate the area for a moment.
that is one thing I don't need to do You dont NEED it... but I bet if in the throes of passion some guy keeps going a little further south, you'll be too busy loving it to be saying 'stop'!  | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 11:39:26 AM | Nope, I had Giardia. Once was enough for me thank you. I have been there and done that and it is a total turn off, my butt is for going not coming, it is an out, not an in. When you are in the throws of passion and your muscles are constricting, things are passed and if your mouth is there...ewwww
Anyone say you have a better chance of having a car accident, I have had my share of those, one by a deputy warden. I have also had Giardia. I don't know where you get your statistics from, but my guess is you don't have a real study showing what people have gotten from unclean sexual practices. | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 12:55:30 PM | | talk to your doctor he will tell you its no big deal, and I have never seen a sex expert say its a bad idea they say its the 2nd biggest organist zone on the body. your also more likely to get sick from kissing then you are from the bacteria . Im a medical student. their are more examples of virus transfers between sexual partners than their is food poising all together. But yes it is possible. and unclean sexual practice.... theyre is nothing more natural than sex. I dont know how you can say its not clean. house hold cleaners are more harmful.... than feces | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 4:52:11 PM | | Hey, seven inches plus, thank you for informing us on the car thing. More people suffer more from road rage than 'roid rage. I guess if people are going to be eating ass, then it is okay to not wash your hands before coming to the table. | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 6:35:56 PM | There we have it, the seal of approval from a medical student!
I'm throwing out the household cleaners right now, and I'll just wash my plates with feces. This could make OCD economically feasible, think of all the hand soap I won't have to buy!
Now we know why the doctors have such poor handwriting, because it hides their atrocious spelling. At least they teach hygiene.
The last time I called bullsh*t on someone, I got trounced by a gang of enablers. So this time, I'll just go along. | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 7:04:10 PM | Thanks S.N. Marin.
Some people like to play victim for attention. Kind of like munchausen by proxy but for forums/posters in lieu of mothers/children, lol! | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 7:25:10 PM | as long as everyone is clean.......I'll play right along. Feels fabulous to me.....and seems to feel fabulous to the few I've done it too! and isn't that what good sex is all about......making each other feel fabulous!! | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 7:52:57 PM | | the reason you wash your hands and clean is to kill germs and harmful bacteria. if you were to eat some poop... lets say you had a cup of poop. it would be gross you would gag you might evan vomit. but probably nothing will happen. if you drank a glass of bleach it wouldn't kill you but you would be ill a few days and need help. if you let that pop sit out for a day or 2 it would be full of ecolie and other bacteria that eat feces. that bacteria is harmful. thats why dogs only eat fresh poop. and thats why you use chemicals 2 clean. if you got sick from eating ass it probably that they didn't wipe well and it sat there for a wile and collected bacteria. and i apologize for the poor spelling I am vary dyslexic and I don't see the need to edit a pof forum | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 8:30:48 PM | Actually what you are describing is what happens to urine when it sits out. Urine can come out bacteria free but hits anything and can pick up bacteria. Once it is out, it isn't necessarily clean. Feces or poop is made up of 1/3 bacteria! Why do you think it stinks! Poop stinks because it is composed of 1/3 bacteria, 1/3 water (well unless you are constipated), and the rest is the fat, cholesterol, etc. stuff.
Medical student...gahhhhh | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/21/2009 11:59:48 PM | most people take shower before sex anyway ... so we clean most people take shower after sex ... BUT lets say we had a threesome , even if showered he or she still could be carriers and still not be clean ...even if they truthful , how many partners did no3 sleep with ... and were they carriers ....but people still do it ....and did no3 wash ....? not many people got sick or died from abit of tushy , but how many have aids etc etc etc  | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/22/2009 5:06:55 AM | Hey, cochis! Maybe Dean should get his head out of his own ass because he is at it again. lol. There he goes again in the left field talking about something he has no clue about. He reads messages and then he understands them differently. He never said whether he was for butt munching or against it. He just got on here to attack people and then belly ache about it being done to him. Well, maybe I'll let him put his tongue up my ass and then let him decide for himself. lol | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/22/2009 5:13:02 AM | | Hey, Dean, get it right! I am not a health care provider, nurse, or student. I am an insurance specialist who knows medical terminology, services, and procedures. I bill people like you when they go to get their head examined. No one said that it was okay not to wash their hands only to the people that like to butt munch that if they didn't mind eating ass then I guess it is okay for them not to wash their hands when they sit down for a meal. | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/22/2009 5:20:28 AM | | Seven inches plus, the point of the matter here is this: with all the disease and infections here in the world, the last thing people need to be doing is eating ass. This time, you made alot more sense than the other message you put out. PLENTY OF PEOPLE practice safe sex and even safer sex when it comes down to oral. They use condoms or dental dams. Out of all the people that are in favor of butt munching, nobody mentioned using protection against infection. If you don't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Or if it looks clean that it is clean. There can't be enough sexual gratification in the world that you should risk getting a disease that you can't cure. | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/22/2009 8:54:22 AM | See msg # 155. I was not referring to you. I hope you don't bill as sloppily as you post on this forum!
Have a nice day, lots of kisses!!!! Please don't get angry at me for something that you misinterpreted. Thanks. | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/22/2009 11:08:34 AM | this is a list of all the bacteria you could get sick form eating stool only 2 of them can occur in the body e coli and candida. E coli will only show up if you have blood in your poop and candida is a ruslt of your body tuning toxic from chemo therapy and your right 1 third of poop is bacteria but not all bacteria is harmful.
Salmonella and Shigella Yersinia tends to be incubated at 30 °C (86 °F), which is cooler than usual Campylobacter incubated at 42 °C (108 °F), in a special environment Aeromonas will be present after 1 to 3 hours Candida if the person is immunosuppressed e.g. cancer treatment E. coli O157 if blood is visible in the stool sample Cryptosporidium will be present in 1 to 2 days at at temperatures higher at 30 °C (86 °F) Entamoeba histolytica will be present in 3 to 4 hours
Giardia lamblia, and amoebas, both of which cause diarrhea. half to be in your partners system witch means they half 2 be incredibly sick. It can be dormant but it is vary vary rare.
Salmonella and Shigella need to be digested to be in the stole witch means your parter would have incredibull diarrhea and probably wouldn't be interested in having their ass licked. it is possible to not know you have salmonella but not likely.
there's a reason why the silent majority do it and are completely fine. and like I said digesting cleaning product is more harmful to your system than poop. and if your the type of person that has a overly clean it can have a negitive afect because it lowers your immune system | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/22/2009 12:16:25 PM | omg you are so full of crap! You can be asymptomatic and have any of them. Not to mention geez, where were your parents when you were growing up? You have to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom because the bacteria found in a stool, again, 1/3 of your stool is nothing but bacteria!
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half to be in your partners system witch is not dyslexia, shows that you can not spell. Anyone going to med school has to be capable of spelling better than this or at least know how to use spell check.
I had Giradia as I have said on this thread. Believe me, I sure as heck didn't start out feeling the need to barf, but by the time they finally diagnosed it, I was there. In the begining, you don't have ANY symptoms!
Best suggestion on here is to ask your doctor. | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/22/2009 12:43:07 PM | Watch out monfil, the forum police have sharpened their teeth this week. No negative feedback!!!!
Try this, instead: Wow, Dr., you are so well-informed! Now that I know it is safe and tasty, I'm running right over to my neighbor's toilet now, to have a snack! You must have really wonderful parents, makes me kind of jealous. Now I can just lick my fingers instead of washing my hands after going to the bathroom, because there aren't many bacteria in there.
I also think it is really awesome that differently abled folks like you are in medical school. The new internet copy and paste diagnosis method must be saving our medical schools millions of dollars in tuition, which is very important in these days of economic crisis. I'm really old, I can even remember when people that went to medical school were the "smart" ones, which we would have called bullsh*t back then, but that was before we made sh**t one of the major food groups. Please let us know where you go to medical school, I will be sure to send a very large "donation" to help with the costs.
When I had Giardia, I felt the need to barf, but when that sh**t smell came out of my mouth, it gave me this comforting sensation that reminded me of a really good snack from the public restrooms in the mall.
Thanks for clearing up all of this with authoritative, professional advice. For a while there, we were being led astray by the poo-pooers. | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/22/2009 1:48:28 PM | my my did we put our feet in it this time ...that's why we can eat it , no blood, just foot , or should i say foot loose .....as for salmonella, y get more than the runs , high fever ,stomach cramps and can cause death , e-coli can kill to , and 1 reason why u can get it is poor hygein ...maybe ur bi gf feeds regularly on it , her dr .... i'm glad u not my dr ..my sister is dr not like u ... it sounds like the bs has the runs ... being overly clean no stop infection , it helps prevent , why , cause u can get secondary contamination just like in food and that her dr is the risk factor.... | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/22/2009 11:03:14 PM |
and like I said digesting cleaning product is more harmful to your system than poop.
Now THAT'S a brilliant theory!
And this is coming from a "doctor" who doesn't know why his balls contract!
No wonder our health care system is going down the tubes!  | |
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| Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus? Posted: 4/22/2009 11:13:16 PM | ~OT~ Am I the only person who has ever heard of dental dams? For the extreme germaphobes, I'd strongly suggest condoms, dental dams and those really large Hefty bags. You need a frickin' body-condom to keep the creepies off. Skin on skin contact relocates thousands of bugs, germs, and other nasty little beings simply by touching another person (whether on purpose or on accident.) The human mouth is filthy (and I don't mean sailor-talk) and yet no one worries about decontamination prior to kissing (or afterward for the matter.) If you don't find this concept this thread is based upon the least bit exciting, interesting, entertaining, don't bother with it.  | |
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