| sexual super powers
Posted: 4/13/2009 1:38:13 PM | The ability to read women's minds so I'd know which ones I pass by or see every single day that are really checking me out, into me, etc.
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| sexual super powers
Posted: 4/13/2009 1:39:39 PM | eek Mike..Look what happened to Mel Gibson in "what women want"
you really want to be cursed with that? | |
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| sexual super powers
Posted: 4/13/2009 1:47:27 PM | | I'd want to be able to lick my eyebrows with a self heating tongue tip as I already have one that can curl up and hold an ice cube! | |
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Posted: 4/13/2009 2:59:28 PM | Hmmmm....... I think the ability to deny sleep indefinitely..... that way you could go forever.....  | |
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Posted: 4/13/2009 3:06:19 PM | Rain, just LOOK what happened to Mel Gibson! The accompanying pic in the AP news article made him look like the devil!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090413/ap_en_mo/na_us_people_mel_gibson;_ylt=Am1uVJwGF2J8P1AM71wJVtdxFb8C | |
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Posted: 4/13/2009 3:07:53 PM | To morph my body shape and coloring to satisfy every fantasy- I could even be a guy! LMAO!
I'd like to be bigger on the inside at will, I can't handle any guy above average, but given that most men *aren't* above average, I'd hate to give up my current advantage. :)
To be invisible. So Kewl in so many ways. | |
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Posted: 4/13/2009 7:44:57 PM | | Inflato-Vibrato Man. Inflates (or deflates) to the perfect fit, with flesh-like rubbery stubs, then vibrates according to her thoughts since it also has telepathic capabilities of it's own. (This super power is so amazing that it is capable of working even when I am sleeping!) | |
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Posted: 4/13/2009 8:09:32 PM |
eek Mike..Look what happened to Mel Gibson in "what women want"
you really want to be cursed with that?
Helen Hunt? YES PLEASE
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Posted: 4/13/2009 9:45:25 PM | The ability to make my body match the physical desires of whomever my partner happens to be, or the desires of whomever I am chasing. Would make things kinda interesting, I think.
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Posted: 4/13/2009 10:42:15 PM | | Not real sure what it would be labeled but it would involve touch. To have a touch that would make a woman feel totaly released, make her melt, make her spine tingle. The kind of a touch that would feel like a thousand waves of extacy crashing upon her at once and would leave her feeling like she needs to go make me a really good sandwich! | |
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Posted: 4/13/2009 11:23:44 PM | Hmmm....the ability to self lubricrate...??? Y'know, just think about it and all the sweat glands just go into overime, so no one has to SPIT at anything....yeecchh!!!!
Also 3x telescoping function -- so I can go from teen-to stud-to horse -- and back whenever necessary.
Clapper Balls -- yeah, big, heavy and swinging like the ones in a bell tower. BONG!!!
Okay....I'll say it..the double-penis....I know it's scary, but hey---SUPER. Vertically stacked, not side-by-side. Hey, dolphins, sharks and lizards have two!!!
....oh, and a UTILITY BELT. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 5:10:04 AM | Its about time someone mentioned a utility belt!!
every superhero needs one!! Mine is pink and sparklie!! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 5:25:28 AM |
Mine is pink and sparklie!!
This "belt", can you take it off at night? Or is this something you were born with, and that mescali worm is affecting your perceptions? | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 5:36:32 AM | Now I have images of Dr. Manhattan being 'intimate' in Watchmen.... Blue dong!
If I could have a superpower, it would probably be to control time. You know how you wish you could just hit rewind once in a while when something is super awesome? Then there's those times when it's so bad you wish it was over with already? Yeah, control time, definately! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 7:48:00 AM | | Does anybody remember that movie Bruce Almighty? There was a scene in that movie where Bruce gave his wife multiple orgasms while she was in the washroom preparing herself. He also managed to enlarge her breasts in the movie....... The power of "God" at hand??? | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 7:54:43 AM | OhYeah! after reading MikeM's response, I want to change my answer!
My sexual Super Power would BE Helen Hunt!
Helen Hunt would be my sexual super power!
And Sandra Bullock.
They could make a Shark sandwich! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 10:11:26 AM | | I would want mind control... then I could use my super power on anyone I chose! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 11:11:30 AM |
utility belt!!
every superhero needs one!!
I keep my toys in mine! and my "handy dandy kitchen helper"
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Posted: 4/14/2009 11:33:51 AM | Some powers requested thus far are easily classified as being about their own pleasure or their partner's pleasure. Other ones, it's not so easy. For the one's that are easy to categorize...
(ratio of my pleasure to other's pleasure)
male 2:10
female 3:2 | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 11:50:33 AM | My sexual super power would be ability to shapeshift. Maybe the chick wants to have sex with a virile, 7 foot tall black man. ~Poof~ C'mere babe.
Maybe she wanted some sensual and silky smooth Spanish man with a thick mustasche. ~poof~
If she just happened to be a lesbian... well... mwahahahaha I can do that too!
Two women at once? No problem ~snaps fingers. Grows another penis.~ | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 11:52:14 AM | | hmmmm a sexual power ,,,,,,, i would want the power of mind reading ,, if knew what she was thinking ,,,, i could please exactly how and when she wanted ............ but i have to confess i already have a sex super power ,,,,,, all people do ,,,,,,,,,,, !!! A " smile " says a million things instantly ! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 11:56:10 AM | My super power? I'd love to combine the power of Deanna Troi from Star Trek TNG where her emapthic powers share during intimacy making things extremly intense AND the power of Odo from Star Trek DS9 to morph into any shape and size for cusotm fit. That way, aside from humanoid sex I could turn into a penis with eyes and be able to watch myself satisfy a woman from inside, but if she wants me to morph into a dolphin or monkey for sex I think I'd have to find a different girl or two or three. Oh man, think of morping into a tri penis with eyes and watcing yourself satisfy 3 women at once! I think I'll get in trouble with the GF for this post ;)
I know that I have wanted the super power to understand women tallking in tongues and also Crazy bish talk many many times.
I can see some people with utility belts miusing them. Some would have stuff like GHD rape drug, chloroform, few vials of coke. Then maybe some others would just store thier meds and vitamins in it! | |
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| sexual super powers
Posted: 4/14/2009 12:02:53 PM | Well since Im already labeled ( A God) when it comes to sex 
I dont think I would really need any other super powers.....
I know I know what you're thinken
Guys who brag about that stuff Are lacking blah blah blah....In Most cases They are In this case Im not......
That doesnt mean Im going to give out free services either so back off....
God Bless!!!! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:41:35 PM |
So if Superman had sex with Lois Lane...
He might kill her...
Even if he was gentle, and took it slow, when he ejacuates, we can assume he has no more control over the speed of those little buggers than a normal man...
Therfore, let's assume he ejaculates at a conservative 5,000 feet per second... that's more than twice the speed of a rifle bullet....(remember "faster than a speeding bullet") probably giving them enough force to blast a whole in her big enough to pass a baseball through...
Let's not even think of her performing oral sex....
This could all be rectified with a kryptonite kondom!
My sexual super-power would be the ability to not only synchronize when both she and I would orgasm at the same time, but to also warp time in a sense to either bring hers on sooner, or to delay mine. | |
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