JasonB
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Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 101 | |
| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/7/2005 3:51:52 AM | Pookage? Ummm
Yah know when something pooks out? Like a belly? Pookage is a tiny way of sticking out just enough :)
For instance, Jennifer Lopez has a LOT of pookage..
I hope that clears things up.
Very nice though, dont get me wrong, just funnin. | |
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| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/7/2005 7:25:10 AM | I like a nice butt more than nice legs, nice chest, nice anything (except the face)
Nowadays, if a girl doesn't have a nice out-poking shelf-like ass (the kind of ass you could rest your beer on if she were standing and poking it out a bit) with lots of pookage (I guess....lol), she doesn't even have a CHANCE with me. A few years ago I decided that life is too short to waste on girls with no ass.
The best thing about a nice ass is that you never get tired of looking at it, you could be with the girl for a long, long time but you would still stare at it every time she walks by.
Also, you could grab it and squeeze it when you hug her, or when she's on top of you riding it....and you can squeeze it and slap it when you do her doggie style.
You can take two good handfulls and guide her hips 100%.
Also if she has a really killer ass, you'll cup it when you're on top too, cuz it's just so irresistible. Even though it's an awkward position you'll still make the effort just to get your hands on that ass.
Finally, you can bite that sweet sweet area between her upper tighs and butt, if it pokes out right you got a nice curve of super smooth and silky skin that is so delicious.....
DAMN! I love a good ass. | |
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JasonB
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Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 103 | |
| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/7/2005 8:31:26 AM | Phew!! yes, you said it mang. Buttasaurus Rex
See, more than I who use pookage ;) Pook!!
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| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/7/2005 11:27:59 AM | | i live for booty. appreciate a major behind and always fantasize about givinga big booty girl some back-shots | |
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| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/7/2005 11:58:43 AM | Bums bums bums bums,
Bums bums bums bums,
Bums bums bums bums,
hee hee | |
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JasonB
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Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 106 | |
| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/7/2005 12:33:29 PM | ROFFLE bums bums. HOORAY FOR BOOTAY!
lol a lot of 'assmen' out there | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 1:47:21 PM | Nothing Like spanking a Beautiful Bum...and Watch it jiggle a Bit....Firm is nice too...  | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 2:02:18 PM | Whew!! Its great to hear all the comments on asses even if it does all relate back to sex lol. Nice to know you fellas like em so much... most of the time I think its to damn big!
sunshine | |
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| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/7/2005 2:05:09 PM | | now if you wanna see what every assman dreams of look up vida guerra thats my future ex wife so yes im an ass man | |
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JasonB
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Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 112 | |
| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/7/2005 4:03:22 PM | WOAHHHH I just looked Vida up.. Holy sheet man! Thats an ass and a half. Love it.
I've never really been with a girl with a bubble(thanks marathon, thats easier to relay..pookage requires explaination) ass.. Im so frigging deprived here.. gimme a bowl of rice and a big bubble ass please.. make a wish foundation? | |
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| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/7/2005 4:24:30 PM | yeah thats every assmans dream move over j ho thats the first woman ive given thought about being a stalker with  | |
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Rake
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Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 114 | |
| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/7/2005 4:34:32 PM | | its funny because in high school I never really paid attentionbut now I have so much more of an appreciaton for a nice butt... | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:05:53 PM |
now if you wanna see what every assman dreams of look up vida guerra
I reviewed/graded Vida's booty earlier.She gets a B+!!NICE BOOTY! BUTT not on the Serena/Flo Jo level. You MUST mean she is similar to your ex wife Too bad you gave up the ex. Where is she?
Marathonman11x7 PHD-Bootiology
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| Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 9/8/2005 7:25:56 AM | Give me a woman with a sexy ass and I'll rub it, massage it, kiss it, lick it, hug it, and name it George-for real. | |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 8:22:39 AM | | Great legs and a great ass. One that is nice and spankable. LOL. | |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 8:52:35 AM | | A nice butt is cool and even nicer when being pounded | |
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