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 JasonB
Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 126
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Yes kittie is very correct.
 Artist_for_YOU
Joined: 8/22/2005
Msg: 127
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Posted: 9/8/2005 6:50:02 PM
I like a ass with profile, not wide, and not alll toooo much profile. FLAT is not where it's at, My oppinion.
 jiszam
Joined: 7/5/2005
Msg: 128
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Posted: 9/8/2005 6:50:22 PM
I'm in love with Kittie.
 marathonman11x7
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 129
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Posted: 9/9/2005 6:56:54 PM
Yes Kitty, the sight of a nice Round,Full,Protruding BUBBLE BOOTY, makes my 11x7 spring to duty

Looking at,caressing,light spanking,squeezing and holding that cushion,makes for an all nighter of pleasure pushin



 rory27
Joined: 2/14/2005
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Posted: 9/9/2005 7:04:13 PM
All right, now marathon's makin' with the booty verse:
A thin, stringy ass? I must admit I'm averse.
But when she jiggles and wobbles and flows like jello,
It makes me a horny, concentrated fellow.
 osufishman
Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 131
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Posted: 9/9/2005 7:15:22 PM
Nature made me that way
 marathonman11x7
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 132
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Posted: 9/14/2005 10:33:54 AM
I'm with you there Rory and you know thats right
I like to see a woman with buns that are full,
plump yet tight
It makes my... mouth water and my blood start flowing
I wish more women on POF had side views of their booty showing

I don't mean to be offensive,crude nor rude
got to set the record straight so its not misconstrued
I like hearing from all of these fine global lasses
just Please please please more standing sideviews of those wonderful asses(t)

More details in the written profile help without a doubt
But could ya show the picture that would make this man shout?
Just one photo of a magnificient rump
speeds up my heartbeat and makes somethings jump

Again,I don't mean to be offensive.....crude ...nor rude
got to set the record straight so its NOT misconstrued
I like hearing from ALL of these fine global lasses
just Please please please more standing sideviews of those wonderful asses

They can take pictures with a web cam,digital or phone
On the internet it doesn't really matter from what time zone
yes,eyes,lips,smile are nice and good to see
After reading this I'm hoping that you feel me
I know there are some that may take things the wrong way
Yet honestly a nice booty pic really makes my day
Consider it a contribution to ART and BEAUTY
Express yourselves and make my day by showing that nice,round BOOTAY

 Rake
Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 133
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Posted: 9/14/2005 1:32:57 PM
Are you an ASSMAN ?


I think Sir Mixalot said it best:

All you other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung...
 marathonman11x7
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 134
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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:24:09 AM
wanna pull out your tongue

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

 redmamma
Joined: 7/2/2005
Msg: 135
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Posted: 9/21/2005 1:36:40 PM
Oh for crying out loud..LOL Kitty.. I think we may have to call for the medics for some of these boys...

Glad to know I have the T and the A... My ex was obsessed with the one part of my bum... that he just loved to caress where the lower cheek curves before it hits the back of the thigh...sometimes it's nice to be appreciated for the personality andddd the ASSessts.... ;)
 marathonman11x7
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 136
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Posted: 9/22/2005 10:28:26 AM
I appreciate the full measure of a woman. However,since this thread is dedicated to woman with great glutes and those who love them the thread has been an ode de bootay....nice hips hoorah Now, I like that old saying "seeing is believing"
 downtownboy
Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 137
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Posted: 9/22/2005 12:51:14 PM
Marathonman you just loooooooove the booté dontcha

I feel you.
 marathonman11x7
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 138
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Posted: 10/13/2005 12:01:56 PM
Due to the many descriptions of a "nice butt","cute butt"nice a$$ ect......here are some UPGRADED (from last month) buttiological guidelines for grading the glutes......

Serena Williams/Florence "Flo Jo"Griffith Joyner=A+

Free(106&Park)=A

Maya/Angela Basset/Julie Benz/Vida Guerro=A-

JLo/Rossie Perez/Janet &LaToya Jackson=B+

Mylissa Milano/Gabrielle Union/ Beyoncé Knowles =B

Selma Hayak/Brittany Spears/Jessica Biel/Nicole Kidman/ Gabrielle Reece =B-/C+

Phoebe Cates/Anna Nicole Smith/Tenetria Michelle Williams(Destiny'sChild)=C+

Jessica Alba/Kate Moss/Shakira/Carmen Electra=C

Anna Kournikova=C-

Lindsey Davenport/Melissa Rivers/=D+/D

Lara Flynn Boyle/Ashlee Simpson/Jessica Simpson=D/D-

Paris Hilton/Cher/Rosanne Barr/Joan Rivers=D-/F

Kirsten Dunst=F




Marathonman11x7 PHD-Bootiology
 komet155
Joined: 4/24/2005
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Posted: 10/13/2005 12:24:28 PM
Ive heard it called a "pooper" and sometimes use that term.

Other, much less appealing nicknames are:

1) Turd Basket
2) Fart Box

too gross for me!


I recently heard it called a "badonk-a-donk"

DAMN that's funny!

Any other funny names for the bootay??
 sonvme
Joined: 6/20/2005
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Posted: 10/14/2005 7:40:41 PM
What grade would you give your own? I didn't notice a grade for your buttocks since they are the buttocks you are most intimate with. The grades you gave those actresses are frankly invalid, since you have only seen air brushed photos. I doubt you have ever seen their buttocks in a natural state.
Besides, grading someone's ass is a bit infantile, don't you think?
 hardthicknsexy
Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 141
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Posted: 10/17/2005 10:29:38 PM
i would love to see that ass... lets see if u can show us ur fine ass
 agent1441
Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 142
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Posted: 10/18/2005 1:37:22 PM
A sexy woman with a nice round, slim ass sets me on fire,. It makes me want to reach out and hold her close and listen to her deep breaths, her gentle sighs grives me crazy
 Armadaman
Joined: 8/5/2005
Msg: 143
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Posted: 10/18/2005 2:01:18 PM
I love a nice round booty...but for the whole package I like to see some nice curvy hips and waist. Preferably the 0.7 ratio of waist to hips...really helps accentuate the booty ;)
 nicemale
Joined: 10/5/2005
Msg: 144
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Posted: 10/18/2005 2:21:31 PM
I am not into sizes!!! Round and solid!!!! Thats what I like!!!!!
 marathonman11x7
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 145
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Posted: 10/18/2005 2:47:58 PM

Preferably the 0.7 ratio of waist to hips...really helps accentuate the booty

I prefer a 10+" differential between the waist and hips. The further over the 10" differential the better






sonvme:chill....this thread is for fun.why take it seriously? besides,you wouldn't know whether or not I've seen ANY of the people I mentioned in person now would ya?
 remedyman
Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 146
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Posted: 10/19/2005 9:08:47 AM
ass,ass,ass i luv a nice ass.
 me4free
Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 147
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Posted: 10/19/2005 9:51:51 AM
ROund ass? Dunno, beats a square one. If you notice, in general, the more curves on a women the more men like.
 Eric0022
Joined: 2/16/2006
Msg: 148
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Posted: 2/27/2006 9:36:54 AM
I personally like a smaller firm ass. Not skinny and flat and not big and wide. But the type of ass you would see on a cheerleader or gymnast. That's how I like'em!
 JokerWild
Joined: 8/27/2005
Msg: 149
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Posted: 2/27/2006 10:30:53 AM
At my last high school all the cheerleaders had ass...even some of the white girls lol well alot of the white girls had em and were begining to outnumber alot of the other girls. Anyway I love all asses...well if the'yre juicy anyway, plump nice bootys with thick hips and thighs.....*drools*
 ghebert
Joined: 12/14/2004
Msg: 150
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Posted: 2/27/2006 10:55:34 AM
I used to be a boobman, I still enjoy a good pair of t*ts don't get me wrong, but I'd rather have someone who is flat chested than flat assed. When you can draw a straight line from the shoulders to the heel...well, there ain't much to grab onto if you catch my drift.
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