| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 6/20/2009 8:16:25 PM | Wikipedia Lifestyles study
For Length
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Penis_percentile.svg
and Girth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Penis_circum_percentile.svg
By the Charts, an 8 inch penis, is in the top percentile. It's one in 100.
A 6 inch Girth is also 1:100
Most guys think they are below average, because they constantly hear about these outliers. This is because the only guys who talk about their size are the ones on the extreme right of the bell curve. How many guys here took the opportunity to say they were average or below? Incredible how anxiety provoking the subject can be. I am 'well proportioned' and all through my teens I thought I was below average in endowment. | |
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Posted: 6/21/2009 1:05:31 AM | | i dunno but i wasnt trying to troll but the lady asked for numbers so i gave em to her. Anybody here can say ne number-but i have pics to prove-and have danced with a person off this site to verify-if my numbers are really questioned | |
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Posted: 6/21/2009 1:46:12 AM | | "Lied" to you about their**** Why are you asking dudes how big their****is in the first place? That seems awfully crude. So, you go home with some guy thinking he has a big**** because you asked, and because he didn't want you to leave him, he lies. Then you get him in bed, and oops, it's really small and you are disgusted and you think "that worthless lying pig!" You put him in an insanely awkward position in the first place. I have an above-average size**** but if a girl asks how big I am, it usually really turns me off, because that's an improper question to ask, because what if I didn't? You're setting the man up for failure. I didn't even measure my****for the longest time because what's the point? I finally did out of curiosity, but men should not be expected to do this. Women aren't expected to get calipers and measure the circumference of their vaginas. Men do notice how tight a vagina is, but are tactful enough not to comment on it. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 6/21/2009 5:13:46 AM | | DarkHorse, do you even know what "penis envy" is? Penis envy is a Freudian term. He believed that little girls were jealous of their dad because they wanted to have his penis instead of their inferior vaginas. Of course Freud's ideas were ridiculous, but do some research before you throw words out! | |
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Posted: 6/21/2009 5:15:09 AM | "You'll hear a lot of women talking trash about guys with small dicks. A lot of guys get very embarassed by this, because they think that if they have a small dick they can't pleasure a woman. The trick is to not care about pleasuring a woman. Just treat them like a gym sock - something to jerk off in and throw away. Suddenly, size doesn't matter anymore."
I forget who said this, but it's hilarious. | |
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Posted: 6/26/2009 2:54:26 PM | I don't know about you guys but I have different kinds of errections, there is the
:so pumped it feels tight to me
:the regular hard on
:the, I've been going at it for a while, I'm on my 3rd go, hard on
There apparently are Taoist and Tantric exercises (I've personally read about the Taoist techniques) to make your penis larger or smaller. It is, after all, pretty much just a bag to fill with blood, and it is made of stretchy material (skin). | |
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Posted: 6/30/2009 11:10:00 AM | | Having a large penis seem to have made me very self-conscious. I feel embarrass when see people looking at it. maybe I will be better of having a small penis. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 7/12/2009 2:34:38 PM | Women here don't REALLY want us to post our results do you? Seems to me the challengers are more like the girls in school that say "Come on, whip it out" then run away screaming if you did.  | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 8/10/2009 9:42:23 AM | Age old[and I mean very old]joke about the penis.....
What guy is the most popular at the nudist colony??
The one who can carry two cups of coffee......and a dozen donuts! | |
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Posted: 8/10/2009 11:33:44 AM | OP ... congrats ... you didn't get deleted and now are up to 10 pages
too much ... my d..k is ...... x by y ..... but hey .... some guys are jus foolish.
I did have a good chuckle dispite the tinge of contempt.
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 8/10/2009 7:07:00 PM |
What is "average"? Well, here are the medically validated statistics (a dash - means no measurement for flaccid length):
Penis Size Around The World
Country, Flaccid Length (inches), Erect Length (inches)
United States 3.4 5.0
Germany - 5.6
Spain - 5.3
France 4.7 6.2 (vive la France! lol)
Japan 3.1 5.1
Brazil - 4.8
Italy 3.9 5.9
Venezuela 3.7 5.0
Mexico - 5.9
Greece - 4.8
India - 4.0
Saudi Arabia - 4.9
Chile - 5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea (1) 2.7 3.7
Korea (2*) - 6.1
* from a study conducted on a college campus by The Korean Consumer Protection Board
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Why in the world would The Korean Consumer Protection Board be taking average sizes from other countries? What does penis size have to do with consumer protection? Sounds fishy to me 
Then again looking at the last two "Results" the koreans just want to make north korea look that much worse! | |
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Posted: 8/23/2009 1:33:25 AM | I could barely stop laughing from reading this one...
"I say mine's as long as a cat's tail... but you have to measure it the same way... from the a$$hole to the tip"
When I read...
"My penis is sooooo freaking big...
That my penis has a penis ...
And my penise's penis...
Is bigger then your penis"
My eyes are watering up...too funny | |
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Posted: 8/23/2009 7:52:46 AM | Now, you uncut unlucky sons of b itches, you're a special case. Your prepuce DOES NOT COUNT for your d ick length. If you're really ignorant, "prepuce" is your foreskin, the male anatomical part most commonly regarded as the most repugnant, rejectable, and disposable part of a man. Besides his personality. I'm sure the skin of her vag is sewn up so tight, you couldn't stick a byro in there. Not getting many vibes of self-love here. Besides, does anyone else's foreskin add like a half inch or whatever when you are hard? Thought not. How can ye judge what ye have not seen? | |
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Posted: 8/23/2009 8:25:42 AM | I have a genetic defect that splits mine into two fraternal twin penises.
I call one Danny and the other Arnold. Danny has Napoleon complex and can get quite moody at times. While Arnold has trouble speaking English and is constantly flexing for his vaginas. They both perform "stand up" every Friday and Saturday night. They call it the DP special.
On a side note. I have never been that insecure where I'd have to actually take a ruler measure my member. Any guy that does this has a lot more problems than that of his size. Any girl that really cares about this should realize that guys also talk about womens gaping cavernous igloos, filled with bats and double as a roadside motel. I'd rent a room but I hear the heating is very erratic and the bats can be quite annoying.
Tye | |
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