| | How to measure your D ick the correct way..Page 12 of 15 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15) | Ok, I was rolling in hysterics here, that this is in someone's profile!
And now I can't stop giggling because I'm picturing every guy on this thread sitting in their chair with a ruler, and women trying to wrap their lips around a beer can!!!  | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 3/8/2010 7:23:42 AM |
i didn’t know we were suppose to push the ruler into our pelvis real hard!!!! i totally gained a couple centimetres!
Now we can feel completely legitimate when during dirty talk , we say suffer!!...  | |
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Posted: 3/8/2010 8:49:48 AM | the only way to truly measure ur d1ck is by the women who you've laid.
how many women have been able to deep throat you vs number of women you've laid.
how many women will gladly let you give it to 'em in their cornhole.
how many women have you laid have told her friend in front of you, how big you are.
how many women have said "that's the BIGGEST one i've ever seen"
how many women have NOT said "wow that's a big one?"
how many women have said "OMG i've never had one that big" (when you know she only sleeps with the brothers)
those kinda things work better than just taking the ruler and measuring it.
how many woman when you gave them a good pounding are sore for a couple of days afterwards.
how many women have you inflamed their TMJ after she gave you head?
how many women, the first time they blow you have to try a few angles until she "gets it right" in her own mouth... | |
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Posted: 3/8/2010 9:49:20 AM |
Now guys, you really need to QUIT LYING and MEASURE UP to the truth.
Guys will quit lying about this once women quit lying about having "a few extra pounds"... as if "a few" is supposed to be a 3 digit number... or almost a 3 digit number.
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Posted: 3/8/2010 9:49:49 AM | ^^^LOL, I can poke holes in some of these theories!
how many women have been able to deep throat you vs number of women you've laid. - some women just cannot do this and have never tried to learn so wouldn't even be able to handle an average size. Also depends on the woman, alot of women do not like to even give head.
how many women will gladly let you give it to 'em in their cornhole. - depends on the woman, some might be able to handle it and some women do not even like anal.
how many women have you laid have told her friend in front of you, how big you are - who does this after 20 anyway? This is private conversations ONLY.
how many women have said "that's the BIGGEST one i've ever seen" - women say this because men like to hear it.
how many women have NOT said "wow that's a big one?" - some women do not comment on size only to say how they like yours. Gives too many men issues so it is best to avoid talking about size and just say something like how good it fits her.
how many women have said "OMG i've never had one that big" (when you know she only sleeps with the brothers) - yet again to stroke a man's ego.
how many woman when you gave them a good pounding are sore for a couple of days afterwards - if the man sucks at foreplay this could happen anyway with any size.
how many women have you inflamed their TMJ after she gave you head? - LOL. I have nothing.
how many women, the first time they blow you have to try a few angles until she "gets it right" in her own mouth... - I'll give you that one partly, but this could depend on the size of the woman's mouth.
I like small, petite girls because I am hot ... all the time. I need a perpetually cold girl to even us both out under covers while sleeping.
LOL, nice save...... | |
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Posted: 3/8/2010 10:18:07 AM |
^^^LOL, I can poke holes in some of these theories!
how many women have been able to deep throat you vs number of women you've laid. - some women just cannot do this and have never tried to learn so wouldn't even be able to handle an average size. Also depends on the woman, alot of women do not like to even give head. of course there is that. some women just do not know how to do it, but what are the percentages of women that can actually do it and will do it.... i've only had 3 that can.
how many women will gladly let you give it to 'em in their cornhole. - depends on the woman, some might be able to handle it and some women do not even like anal. there is that...but i usually get "oh hell no- no way you're gonna stick that big thing in me"
how many women have you laid have told her friend in front of you, how big you are - who does this after 20 anyway? This is private conversations ONLY. nope i still get that occasionally from women in their 30s.
how many women have said "that's the BIGGEST one i've ever seen" - women say this because men like to hear it. true we do like to hear it, but usually when its preceedeed by a pause and a gasp and a look of bewilderment and excitement in the eyes, i figure that's not good acting all the time.
how many women have NOT said "wow that's a big one?" - some women do not comment on size only to say how they like yours. Gives too many men issues so it is best to avoid talking about size and just say something like how good it fits her. well i've never not had a woman comment on my size
how many women have said "OMG i've never had one that big" (when you know she only sleeps with the brothers) - yet again to stroke a man's ego. perhaps but when she comes back for seconds...
how many woman when you gave them a good pounding are sore for a couple of days afterwards - if the man sucks at foreplay this could happen anyway with any size. ya, but usually when you feel yourself hitting the cervix hard enough that it trembles their body you know its gonna cause some pain. and i'm never afraid of foreplay
how many women have you inflamed their TMJ after she gave you head? - LOL. I have nothing. LOL no holes in the one is there?
how many women, the first time they blow you have to try a few angles until she "gets it right" in her own mouth... - I'll give you that one partly, but this could depend on the size of the woman's mouth. well i tend to go for women with bigger mouths. its something i size up before hand. but when she keeps shifting (without being prompted) to different positions then...well
no i do not have the largest tool in the shed. just saying that you have to read thru the rhetoric that women espouse and her body language and she'll let you know how big it really is...and average that over all the women a man's been with and voila...
you are at least - bigger than normal
yes of course these were all in fun. | |
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Posted: 3/8/2010 5:12:05 PM | Now I'm thinking of a quote from a Woody Allen movie Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask:
"Are you small?"
"Yeah... small like French Bread"
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Posted: 3/8/2010 5:57:18 PM | LOL at average size ranging from 5-7" in this womans mind! Wow... That's like saying average male height is 5- 7' using the same % difference.....
According to wikipedia average American 8===> size is 5.1-5.9" long, with a 4.85" girth. | |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 6:49:26 AM |
I drive an old, cheap, two seat sports car
And I drive a Wrangler. Neither of us can just have a new Peterbilt. Lol
OP, a playful blonde bombshell into wife-sharing once assured me that she could grow my erection an extra inch, at least, guaranteed, by her mere proximity. Lol In retrospect, and in the context of this question, the "best" way to measure is for the woman to do it, in real time, close up, like, with her lips no more than an inch from the tip, or when it's buried inside her. No other perspective, or measure, matters much, imho, just hers, and his, as in how big she makes him feel. | |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 8:19:10 AM |
And now I can't stop giggling because I'm picturing every guy on this thread sitting in their chair with a ruler, and women trying to wrap their lips around a beer can!!!
If you find a woman who can easily put her mouth around a beer can and swallow it..................please send her my way.
LOL....I read on another site that the porn shops were selling tape measures that were offset so those who post pictures with a measurement in them appeared to be larger than life. With all the dating sites, it must be a lucretive business... | |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:22:54 AM | I have never measured my guy's equipment. I suspect it is average to very slightly above. All I know is, it fits me just right. The other night I was on top. He said... 'I wish I was bigger for you'. I said nothing at the time... I was , ummmm, preoccupied 
The next morning I said to him... if you were bigger, I would find the gentle and sweet ouch I get now when you hit my cervix to be very painful. He seemed to be unaware that the cervix bump can damn well hurt. So... I don't want a massive**** Average exists because most of us ARE average. Please, good men on PoF... women want something that fits us juuuuuust right. We are mostly average, and that is what we want :D | |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 9:26:30 AM | :) U forgot to mention the old wives tale that "size really doesn't matter." But then we've pretty much decided that had to be determined by someone (not a wife) who had been deemed "smaller than average", yes?
Still laughing! That's awesome. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 1:32:09 PM | I went to this genie.
He said I could have two wishes. Either a large****or a really great memory.
I would tell you what I said but I just can't seem to remember... | |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 5:29:27 PM | lmao...
i forgot about this thread.
hilarious...
poor guys with little wee wee's...
oh well...
theres really nothing they can do about it unfortunately...for them. | |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 12:21:23 AM | | I think SOME men get this the same place SOME women get a "few extra pounds". I would be willing to bet that if one learned how to read a scale, the other might learn to read a ruler. Be thankful men don't stretch the truth quite as far......if they did, you would be hearing stories of 190 pound willies dangling around. | |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 7:57:36 AM | I honestly don't see the point in lying about penis size in the first place. Being fresh out of high school, of course, all the guys were claiming to be hung like Paul Bunyan or something, but I mean, it isn't like you can keep lying when the clothes finally come off unless you have Jedi Mind-Trick powers or something. Which, of course, some guys have a complex after being told that if your "Man's Best Friend" has to be a certain length or you're basically not a man. People are stupid like that. Anyway, this thread is 100% hilarious! SO WHAT if the lady's a "size queen". She was telling misinformed and lying guys that it's completely retarded to lie about how big it is. I'M AVERAGE. There, I said it. It's not the end of the world. You're a grown man, not in your high school locker room. Gees.
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Posted: 12/14/2011 1:25:31 PM |
Just because a guy is "hung like a horse" doesn't mean he's a good lover...
Put a target on a wall, now back up 200 feet....
Throw one rock at the target... It can be hit, but it is more difficult.
Now, throw a handful of 10 rocks at the target... You have just exponentially increased your chances of hitting the target.
Size gives more room for error. | |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 6:12:46 PM | | I never cared about my size until I started having sex. Once I did, it immediately became obvious that I wasn't as normal as I thought. I don't want to measure or know how to measure. All I want is for women not to have such a frightened look on their face when they see me naked. And for all you guys out there wishing you were my size, I'd trade with you in a heartbeat. | |
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Posted: 12/14/2011 6:28:11 PM | | Usually guys who brag about****size are compensating for having small****. Me, I don't brag because I know what I am. Plus i like to keep it a mystery. :-P. Who here hasn't been attracted to some sort of mystery? Like a mystery prize box, or for some guys who wonder how a hot chick looks naked(the use of imagination). You get my point. | |
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