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 15111958
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Usually guys who brag about****size are compensating for having small****.


From experience? I bet you were so disappointed when you found a worm instead of a snake when they showed you what they actually had.
 Sisyphus76
Joined: 11/13/2011
Msg: 302
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Posted: 12/14/2011 7:37:20 PM
Yeah, I was wondering how he planned to validate his statement.
 SweetLilGTP
Joined: 10/22/2010
Msg: 303
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Posted: 12/14/2011 8:07:03 PM

Penis Size Around The World
Country, Flaccid Length (inches), Erect Length (inches)
United States 3.4 5.0
Germany - 5.6
Spain - 5.3
France 4.7 6.2 (vive la France! lol)
Japan 3.1 5.1
Brazil - 4.8
Italy 3.9 5.9
Venezuela 3.7 5.0
Mexico - 5.9
Greece - 4.8
India - 4.0
Saudi Arabia - 4.9
Chile - 5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea (1) 2.7 3.7
Korea (2*) - 6.1
* from a study conducted on a college campus by The Korean Consumer Protection Board


See; I'm from Canada, and as you can see, we are simply "off the charts".

 whiteknight182
Joined: 12/11/2011
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Posted: 12/14/2011 10:41:33 PM
Mine is 3 inches erect, 2 inches flacid. It is so small and pathetic and it makes me feel inadequate. I wish it was 10 inches plus just like one of those porn stars.
 macongtr
Joined: 11/9/2010
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Posted: 12/15/2011 2:46:37 PM
Jesus, here we go again.
 BettyMcFattttyPants
Joined: 12/9/2011
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Posted: 12/15/2011 3:26:03 PM

This thread has reminded why I hate women. So I guess it was good for something.


mmMMMM what a catch!!
 15111958
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Posted: 12/15/2011 5:48:41 PM

mmMMMM what a catch!!


Yeah I guess you're right I am a bit of a catch. For one I don't make fun of members of the opposite sex because of physical attributes they do or don't have that they have no control over. Unlike the people on here.
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 308
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Posted: 12/15/2011 5:55:42 PM
@15111958 man listen wether you look like The Hunchback of Notre-Dame wit a 3inch to rock...it's not like the ladies or lady your with wont see you or notice but hiding an making comments doesnt do anything but come off like more of a bitter troll hiding under a bridge or in this case a keyboard so might as well put it out there an show pics you already know people are going to look an talk an even if you had a blind date they still will look an talk just like you would too...build up a thick skin an try not to be so O people are shallow im sure you got things you like or what turn you off as well..
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
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Posted: 12/15/2011 5:57:13 PM

whiteknight182
Mine is 3 inches erect, 2 inches flacid. It is so small and pathetic and it makes me feel inadequate. I wish it was 10 inches plus just like one of those porn stars.



wether thats the truth or not ya put it out there next thing to work on is nice face pics.
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
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Posted: 12/16/2011 2:59:04 AM
What difference does it make?....if you're on this site, all you are using it for is writing in snow and taking the slack out of your shorts.
 Agallah005
Joined: 3/23/2006
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Posted: 12/16/2011 3:26:19 PM
usually the ones that talk about their****size don't have a big one to begin with...it's like being tall and the short mofos are compensating themselves for THEIR being so short(big cars, big clothes, etc )...
I think the dudes with big**** don't really mention it becuase there is no need to feel inadequate about it, but the ones with short**** are so quick to either get defensive with their girlfriends in bed once it's mentioned or talk all day about their****size...which is hilarious...why focus on your****when you can focus on your cunninlingus skills...that will make her forget about everything......:)
 onceagain57
Joined: 11/25/2011
Msg: 312
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Posted: 12/16/2011 7:58:06 PM
hmmm...for starters you talk too much and secondly I cant figure out why this didnt get deleted....and as for the size of a guy....wooohooo....if thats your real thing well....thats the size of your brain...SMALL....we all dont tell stories and if thats what YOU look for then your as dumb as the guys your talkin about....and as for sexuality...your probably as ignorant and wouldnt know what to do either...get a life lady and grow up!
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
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Posted: 12/16/2011 8:54:54 PM
@ onceagain57


awww did some ladies tell you that you where ummm not able to rise to the occasion or to small an couldnt poke a hole thru tissue if you tried

dont be mad at me i didnt do it or you!



by the way it's said upfront i didnt originally write this post but some men an women sure do find it funny an true so whats your hangup?
 SR1_85
Joined: 12/4/2011
Msg: 314
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Posted: 12/16/2011 10:40:14 PM
"A p*ssy can take a big d*ck better than a rectum can"
Paraphrasing OP's SIC post...

Ya know, I've seen videos of people takin' a Thor (it's a toy) up the butt...
Just sayin'
 BettyMcFattttyPants
Joined: 12/9/2011
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Posted: 12/17/2011 6:32:12 PM
Ewwwwwwww!

But back to the topic at hand, there are some very angry people up in this thread. I think it was started as a humorous post but it got pretty personal.

[insert singing font] : Every penis is beautiful in its own waaaaay.
 laskoboo
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Posted: 12/17/2011 6:50:11 PM
post 1. thats seriously funny
 WinstonDoubtfire
Joined: 7/29/2009
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Posted: 12/17/2011 6:52:33 PM
The correct way: measure how far her eyes bulge as you enter.
 christyis4real
Joined: 7/6/2011
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Posted: 12/17/2011 6:54:19 PM

The correct way: measure how far her eyes bulge as you enter.


That's funny right there. I don't care who ya are. lol
 GoldinSFla
Joined: 10/21/2011
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Posted: 12/17/2011 8:36:23 PM
If she gags when you're doing her doggy style, you can safely brag about being bigger than average.
 powengineer
Joined: 11/14/2011
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Posted: 12/17/2011 10:47:45 PM
I think you should just be lucky if you even get a**** poor **stard that guy is. ew
 beabillionaire
Joined: 3/12/2009
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Posted: 12/18/2011 12:02:59 AM
Someone made a good post about how sensitive this subject is to men, and how even some above average guys think they are too small. I may be learning this is me. I always thought I was small and didnt have much confidence about it but the more women I sleep with the more tell me its big. But I am not sure if I believe them haha. (still). So you can see it is a sensitive issue.
Maybe I just watch too much porn
 Capture-My-Heart
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Posted: 12/18/2011 12:13:40 AM
There is a old saying not how big you are its how you use it!
I prefer average, not into pain.
Guys i will never judge you for size, I have turned down a few big one's.
Don't worry about size, just be glad it works, if it doesen't there is viagra
 Secondhand_Lion
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Posted: 12/18/2011 12:34:40 PM
I society keeps heading in it's current direction...anything over a fistful is going to be wasted.
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
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Posted: 12/18/2011 6:16:01 PM
You may be big...
You may be small.
But unless you're hard,
You got nothin' at all.
 Full_of_Grace67
Joined: 11/15/2011
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Posted: 12/19/2011 8:09:35 AM
A couple of years ago I dated a guy for a few weeks and once we "got down to it", he pulled it out and I actually gasped! He laughed and took it as a compliment (which it was)
So I started giving him oral and I could barely get my mouth around it, let alone down my throat....
Then we started and I thought the best way was doggie, but when he got in and started pushing, I kept saying "ow ow, a little slower please" It kept happening so we kept switching positions. After several tries, I still couldn't manage it all the way, so he got up, put his clothes on and said "This is a waste of time"!!

Jeez, what a d*ck he turned out to be
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