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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/17/2009 7:13:23 PM | Op, you are brave for posting this, I posted a penis size thread and was attacked from all angles- women wont admit to liking a big one and men just click delete on these threads. I think its unfair, a lot of women wear tight fitting clothes, so you know what they got, men keep their stuff zipped up in their pants- I know for women that penis size is not the determining factor, but I have been told by a lot of HONEST women, that a big one aint bad!
As far as measuring the correct way- Measure what the woman is going to feel, not from your anus, balls, ect.. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/17/2009 7:21:01 PM | Its not about the size of the meat, its about the size of the wallet, spoken from experience.
If you want a bigger one, just get enlargement pills or surgery, getting a big one is easy if you have money.
Getting money requires education in most cases, originality and being opportunistic with intelligence.
Get money and no woman will be able to resist you, any woman who says otherwise is a liar and deep down know that I am right. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/17/2009 9:51:55 PM |
Seriously though... most people found this post good for a laugh... a couple took it as a hardcore bash... hmmmmm....I wonder why??? LOL
Ummm. Because it is? (And most of the people that found it funny were women.) I've been here long enough to see the double standard of what's acceptable posting. The implication that you made would have been enough to bring down the ax if this were a joke at the expense of women. Anywhere else, I would have just laughed and made a wisecrack back in the same vein toward women. Here, that would end in me being banned for a while, while you "ladies" continue to laugh it up.
I'm sure I could create a thread that would crack-up 90% of the men here, while infuriating 90% of the women. Not that this is infuriating to me, just sad. Women have so many issues they are sensitive about. The one issue that really bothers a lot of men, is the one that some "women" find the most glee in exploiting. And for the record, I don't like it because cruelty is the most unattractive trait a person can exhibit. It's just plain ugly. | |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 11:08:02 PM | This actually is important... Men lieing about there size is an issue...
Some women's insides are longer than other's, for instance my short sister cannot handle more that 6 1/2 with out it hurting her so her hubby who is that size is the perfect fit... I'm 5'11" and cannot feel anything shy of 8 inches long girth doesn't matter since I work my sh*t out and keep it tight... So sometimes we don't ask to be b*tches, sometimes it is just a matter of getting the right tool for the job. I think men AND women should be more aware of what size their "equipment" is so as to understand better what to look for in a person. Sure people can use a flatblade screwdriver to screw a phillips screw but wouldn't the phillips work best? (I am a bit of a tom boy sorry). Some women may ask because they could not handle bigger only smaller like my sister and if you lied and said 7 you could end up getting passed up by women who only like smaller.
Granted I never heard of anyone who said 4 inches hurt so some people might be sh*it out of luck and want to invest in a pump or like a poster said be extreamly nice and make sure your other skills are top notch and don't be offended if she wants toys... If they made fake d icks that work as good as fake b oobs you wouldn't have as much problems, but until then be honest and don't be afraid to ask the same questios back. People are way too shy/quiet about their sexuality and desires... I mean don't come right out and be rude... time and a place for everything... but when the time is right ask away. I do because most men are not bigger than 8 iches. The average of the nationality I date is 7+... I almost have it down to a science to where I don't have to ask... For example, short guys almost always shorter d icks (under 6ft). Heavy set guys loose inches because of the extra weight down stairs, tall thin guys to athletic mostly have the longest although there are exceptions. Same probably goes for the average woman but not all women... Shorter MAY mean shorter inside, thinner MAY not be able to handle bigger (+inch) d icks... But if anyone has ever seen that small person porn star she can take some so there is always going to be an exception to any rules... If size is an issue on any one perhaps the person should start looking in a catergory that matches their needs as a start. | |
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Posted: 4/17/2009 11:25:21 PM | ChinaBull, there are a LOT of tongue and cheek stuff both men and women write...
THIS IS tongue and cheek, and the OP didn't write it, just thought it was funny.
Apparently you have a sensitivity issue about it, and that is fine... Women with small boobies haven't had a lot of fun in their life with the itty bitty titty jokes.. Blonds (raises hand) have had to hear beyond endless insults against their hair color...
Another guy posted about a dump truck not filling the grand canyon...
It was a joke... and as jokes go, there can be casualties, because it strikes to close to home......
Remember men are just as good as exploiting womens weakness and call it in the name of fun...
If this post was meant DIRECTLY at someone person, then absolutely ban away....
To me it is probably as tasteless as the one where men can say they understand why OJ did what he did... | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/17/2009 11:29:07 PM |
place it flat on TOP of your d ick, and push it into your pelvis as far as you can, or until you draw blood. Looking down from above, where your d ick ends is how long your d ick is.
I didn't realize I was supposed to push the ruler back. That's great. Now I need to get a yardstick. | |
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Posted: 4/18/2009 7:27:40 AM | | All I know is that men who brag on the size of their**** normally are only average or slightly above. Big men don't brag. Anytime I get a message, text, email, ect.... from a man saying "Oh baby I hope you like a big**** I laugh at them. I am no size queen but I do think it's really silly to brag on size only to be proven an idiot when you reveal what you have. You don't have to be huge for me but you do have to have basic life skills like the ability to measure things properly. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/18/2009 7:36:07 AM |
place it flat on TOP of your d ick, and push it into your pelvis as far as you can, or until you draw blood.
Oh, sh1t..Thanks..I just penetrated myself with a ruler..How do I explain THAT to the doctor?...
I once had a woman call me a big D ick. I don't think she intended it as a compliment.
Same thing happened to me..Told her THANK YOU!!
I was told mine is the biggest she ever seen!
Told her--The money is on the dresser. | |
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Posted: 4/18/2009 8:24:22 AM |
ChinaBull, there are a LOT of tongue and cheek stuff both men and women write...
THIS IS tongue and cheek, and the OP didn't write it, just thought it was funny.
Apparently you have a sensitivity issue about it, and that is fine... Women with small boobies haven't had a lot of fun in their life with the itty bitty titty jokes.. Blonds (raises hand) have had to hear beyond endless insults against their hair color...
Another guy posted about a dump truck not filling the grand canyon...
It was a joke... and as jokes go, there can be casualties, because it strikes to close to home......
Remember men are just as good as exploiting womens weakness and call it in the name of fun...
If this post was meant DIRECTLY at someone person, then absolutely ban away....
To me it is probably as tasteless as the one where men can say they understand why OJ did what he did...
I myself have been banned for a lot less than this, in the name of fun. (I was banned for using too many emoticons once. ) My objection is the double standard, more than the subject matter. Besides, the last time I checked, this isn't the humor forum. And I like the way people make assumptions about me, based on my objection to the thread. That's the way it usually goes, and based on the subject matter, I can see why mean spirited women would go there. Any man that doesn't agree with something must be shamed and insulted until he goes away. And that is usually just fine, too.
If this post was meant DIRECTLY at someone person, then absolutely ban away....
Apparently you have a sensitivity issue about it, and that is fine... Women with small boobies haven't had a lot of fun in their life with the itty bitty titty jokes.. Blonds (raises hand) have had to hear beyond endless insults against their hair color...
That seems to be a personal attack to me. Don't worry though, you're well protected around here. I doubt you'll have to worry about a ban. I suppose this the point where I defend my penis size, but on the internet, we can all have 10 inches. That would be pointless. | |
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Posted: 4/18/2009 10:02:57 AM | HAHA... Thats great..
I remember this girl I was living with when I was younger.. One morning I woke up and she was on the phone, I was umm Yeah standing at attention.. She was telling her sister in law my measurements 
And I always thought I was average.. guess I was wrong..
Country, Flaccid Length (inches), Erect Length (inches)
United States 3.4 5.0
I'm right in the middle Flaccid, And im not bragging just stating a fact.  the only way you would get a Hard Measurement out of me would be to see it yourself !! | |
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Posted: 4/18/2009 1:44:28 PM | Did someone in this thread say the needed atleast 8 inches? WTF?
I'm not bashing. but you need to do some exercises.
There is no reason for someone to need someone that large to give them pleasure. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/18/2009 3:04:13 PM | xzanthius,
so explain those special pleasuring apendages......
can they possibly be genital warts???
you asked for it
edit: ok, i apologize....
no i don't, yes i do, not i don't, yes i do........
oh crap, take it the way you want to....LOL | |
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