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Posted: 4/19/2009 6:50:47 AM | To the OP,
thanks for the thread you created, it's been a lot of fun.....
To the NEGATIVE Posters,
get off it already....please really, no one is trying to start anything around here, what is wrong with you guys??? are you all so up-tight that you can't handle a little fun on a Saturday? if you can't handle it then go out and rake up last falls leaves, wash your car or go do some laundry or something. you know, we're all adults here having a bit of fun and really there's no bashing at all. if you don't like this thread because you're in a crappy mood or so self-rightous then just move on. grow up already....seriously.
To the OP again,
thanks again for the thread.
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/19/2009 7:06:50 AM | The guys who worry about penis size are the same guys who worry about making their partner come or keeping their relationship together.
Since whipping our your tool out isn't an effective way of seducing women, penis size doesn't matter if you just want to have sex with as many women as possible.
At any rate, most guys probably don't want to continue having sex with a woman who's a bit "big" down there! | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 8:57:57 AM |
* from a study conducted on a college campus by The Korean Consumer Protection Board
Just a bit curious.............
Who are they protecting from what?
Why did they fund this study?
Is condom slippage[only thing I can think of]that critical to the Korean population? | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/19/2009 9:01:15 AM | The best way to measure ones-self is insert his erection into the woman who needs to know and see if she like it then. If not, sorry to waist your time. 
Before women rag on a man about his size or sexual prowess, women should understand that they too can be judged. In my lifetime I have been with women that think they are the bomb, only to find out they were a dud. Many women think they are good in bed because they are sexy and willing, so not true. Don't judge, lest you be judged. Criticism works both ways. | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 9:17:02 AM | What an excellent thread, lots of down to Earth, get right to it, no nonsense conversation here. We're all adults, and no man has any claim to his size, its all genetics. You've got what you've got and you just gotta use it.
I've honestly never bothered to measure, but this has certainly peaked my interest...
Last little bit, there's no need to whine. Plent of others out there for everyone. Find what fits (excellent pun) and work it...
I'm a right hook kinda guy myself, but hey, somebodys gotta be good at it right? | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 10:12:20 AM |
Brings new meaning to grading on a curve...
Lol. Yeah, these size threads always make me think of the races- dadadaDUTdaDah, Dutdutdutdah- "Aaand, THEY'RE OFF!!!"
MChurch breaks languidly outta the gate, but he's got no jockey!
Aeroman spurts immediately to the lead (but he ain't gonna win. lol)
Sepia's got the legs, but seems distracted by the chestnut stallion in the next lane
Scatterzoom is right on her flank, and movin' up
At the first turn, Ramrod pulls even
Blue is gonna be glue
StoneArtly by a nose goin' into the final stretch
Smart is right on OnlyMan's tail
Zuglo won't give up,
BUT IT'S BONNEVIVANT, outta nowhere, back of the pack, in the 8-hole, by a half inch!!! PHOTO FINISH, FOLKS!!!!!
Is a curve crooked?
LMAO! Awwww, that's so cuuuutttttee! A lady like this is probably standin' on the bench at the finish to watch her $2 show bet close in the money. Lol.
Actually, I kinda feel uniquely qualified to answer this question, though. There's a big difference between curved (I am, downward, like a divining rod, lol), but I am NOT crooked (although many of my colleagues seem to be). | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 1:14:58 PM | | Now depending on the curve, maybe we should bring some real math in here and use Pi...so now I need to measure the radius of the curve...should I use the inside edge or the outside edge? | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/19/2009 1:16:41 PM | duh 12 12; of course it was as simple as that; thats why it's so stupid; how immature and high school does it get;
So ANY post that doesn't talk about politics or religion is a good one? she has the right to put a shallow post and I have the right to say how stupid it is; get over yourself. | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 1:44:06 PM | | Yes, Erinitout, depending on the curve. I'll take any advantage I can have. Lemme know what the vote comes to on inside/outside edge. We should probably put 'down the middle' on the ballot too, but then you never know who will misinterpret that... Supposedly some men have enough trouble just getting from one end to the other and reading where it stops. | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 1:45:36 PM | My ex spouse told me his major curve was due to all the hard ons he got at school, thus he had to push it some place, which was usually to the left... After that it just ended up with a curve to the left...
I would say it may be due to slight penile fracturing, if it is a big curve, that is usually one of the indicators of a slight penile fracture...
However I also read that a mans pen is is actually shaped like a boom a rang, hmmmm I don't know about that one either, but anyone one with a growing beyond 8 plus may find that the average women is gonna be out off with that amount of size, especially if it has girth.. NOT SAYING ALL, but there is an end to the cave, and as stretchy as it can be, it does have a limit...
There have been threads with men complaining of being to big, cause their slong can be used as a belt... Guess it would make them a good candidate for the porn industry though... | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 2:47:01 PM | I dont know what the point of lying at all is i mean once you get naked the truth is there lol. Honesty is the best attribute. I dont like to brag or bring it up but i have a G spot seeking missle lol. | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 3:39:58 PM | Good info, I thought was the only way to measure.
eh, never any complaints and they have always came back for more. I'm not a candidate for the adult industry but I have enough exp. for the "average" women to have more than a few of her own pleasure episodes. I would say average with above average girth is where its at.
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Posted: 4/19/2009 4:06:08 PM | Mine used to curve to the right. I'm pretty sure the reason was that I had always used my right hand. Years ago I started using the other hand and conciously bending it the other way while masturbating, and now it's straight and gained some length as well. I don't need it to be longer. It's exciting to see the look on some women's face when they see it for the first time.  | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/19/2009 4:50:19 PM | Now see how absolutely fun and cheeky these threads can be when people see the humor in the human body, and how all up tight people are, that they will lie to impress...
I have came to realize through these threads just exactly how far apart men and women are in how they interpreted things. How when we each move to the middle just a little it makes sense and can be down right funny.... WHICH is what I think the OP seen from it being posted else where....
I love it...
Whitewater you remember the song "my boom a rang won't come back.... Do you think he may have really meant he could not longer get it up...Things we may never now in the world of an artists... Did he really mean, or oh he's singing a song about some wooden toy from the land down under... | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 5:02:47 PM | Could be worse Leeanne.........You could be playing with it just to measure it.......
OT..........Make it a game and see how many times you can get a different number by using different measures........so to speak......
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Posted: 4/19/2009 5:10:55 PM | Hahahahaha Deacon....
Well as with womens breast the size changes with hormones, so does it with the male d ick... The really fun thing to ask a guy if you can shove their testicles in the iguinal canal.... I mean come on the testies hide there during the cold, so what is it a big deal to experiment to see how these things work...
Geez some men have to be told no the nippers aren't radio knobs...
I am sure a guy would just love to be told it was smaller than he really thought.... Give him a complex for life... | |
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