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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/25/2009 11:52:04 AM | New idea.....lets rely on volume as the basis to measure.....
Takes two people but just go along with this.
Take a beaker of any nature but with a known volume to the very lip of it.
Ask the second person to do whatever it takes to help you along to maximum excitement!At the best possible moment get on your hands and knees and have the 2nd person lift the beaker up to your member and have a high rim plate under it.As it is lifted til it runs flat against your skin it will displace the water.
Measure the water caught in the plate and we will then have a cc count of your volume....obviously a larger count might be considered bigger...and better.
No stupid rules on where to measure from....no cheating with the bendable ruler.
Of course this does not account for dimensional quirks such as 6" round and only 2" long but still is more honest than the tape.And half the fun might be in the dimensional discovery........what could you do with something 6" round??? | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/25/2009 1:36:09 PM | | We new age, sensitive guys just hate it when girls objectify us. We are not pieces of meat, out there for your pleasure! Please girls, remember that we have feelings! It is so demeaning to be treated as some object. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/25/2009 1:39:36 PM |
I'm 9" from base to tip, and that is NOT measuring from the base of my balls lol.
Be interested to try the "length tests". Already know I easily fit through a toilet paper roll lol.
Something doesn't add up here..The toilet paper roll is exactly 4 and a half inch.
Yes, I took the time to measure it..I had nothing better to do,OK?
see how far you can get it down your throat and get back to us!
Ouch, you got served!!
Than again, if he can do that, he is either bendy, or pretty long..
All I can say, that I am glad summer is here, now I can get back to my part time job.
Hanging beach towel to dry on my d1ck. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/25/2009 1:48:40 PM |
........what could you do with something 6" round???
I thought that was only a little bigger than average. Of course, I was looking to experiment with a c0ck-ring, and none of the models were any bigger than that. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/3/2009 4:24:52 AM | o wow how did you guess my correct weight. men are so smart. guess your way below average in the penis department..thats ok somebody will love you 1 day..
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/3/2009 5:34:59 AM | There's an old saying:
If she says, "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt" f*ck her twice and slap her.........three times if necessary 
I guess if a woman ever tells me I have a small d*ck then I'll say "Great, then you should be able to take it all into your mouth"  | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/3/2009 10:03:22 AM | People that are focused on certain "issues" are usually blind to their own issues or refuse to address them. That being said...
We all know (female and male) that size is an issue. Most men have trouble dealing with a woman's weight & shape if she's plus sized and women? Well... they are generally c0ck worshipers and THANK THE LORD FOR THAT!
Size is an issue for you OP as much as it an issue for us. We need to be turned on at the thought of your nakedness in order to compensate for a lack thereof or to inspire complete blood flow in order to maintain. In the meantime... while you are waiting for your Mr. Right I suggest the following:
1. Stop masturbating. You are desensitizing yourself and limiting opportunities for the average guy to make you happy.
2. Drop by the local morgue and ask the mortician for a cadaver penis. Tell the Doc to super size it. Tie it to a string and hang it just out of reach in front of a treadmill. Run to make your dreams come true.
We all have to work for what we want. That is called equality. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/3/2009 10:31:50 AM | LOL! OP's got some experience.
I hate to agree with some of the guys here but "technically" yes, you should measure from the @$$hole. That is where they actually cut tissue to elongate the penis during enlargement surgeries.
If you feel down there on the "taint" if you will, during an erection, the area is actually hard because there is erectile tissue in there. How do I know this? My cousin is a urologist and does surgeries to make men larger better than Extenze!
On a different note, if you do measure from your butt and then tell me you are 13"+, I'm gonna call bullsh!t, as will most women. OP is right to say measure on top with a straight edge if you really want to know what you're packin'.
Also, guys, dont worry so much about the length. I'd say most women (assuming you are not 2" long) would say the girth (thickness) is more important. Regardless, if you know what you are doing, size doesn't matter.
And OP, I know how you may feel about the uncut brood here but a foreskin is not the end of the world. Actually, most of the world is uncut. Isreal does it for religious reasons, so does the rest of the Jewish population around the world but the U.S. does it for vanity (mostly). Yes, its has its benefit in the hygiene category but then again, teach the boys to wash their junk right! Other countries typically dont cut. Personally, I cant justify putting a newborn through hell and back for looks...and maybe you just aren't as worldly as you may think because personally, the guys that weren't cirumsized felt SO much better (and I dont mean skill wise). Its sad to see that circumsized is viewed as "natural" now, its anything but. If you're rollin' with a little extra jacket, right on!  | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/3/2009 6:13:50 PM | A mans ode for a Designer penis and my ode to that fabulous organ of pleasure itself.
I wish my wand of pleasure, could be aesthetically corrected
So my thrusting technique could be painstakingly perfected
I want my fleshy cube to be polished and extended
All critics of small phallus's, be sternly apprehended
I object to this thread, about minuscule dvcks
A small penis is something, no man can fix.
They are created made to measure, like a well fitting suit.
Some very hirsute, some as bald as a coot.
They come in all sizes, shapes and extremes of girth.
Women usually view them with loving, gentle mirth.
They are the tools, men use to give the ultimate pleasuring.
Why would you insist, we stoop to measuring
There is something, primeval about an erect phallus.
Blind, trembling, hard and without any malice.
Eager to please, and primed to explode
Why would you try this magnificence to corrode.
I want an Armani penis,designed to impress.
I want more ,width more length and not less.
Give me a monster, unleashed, dipped in Gold
That even the grand canyon could not enfold.
Its not only penile size than enables good love making.
Its the fervent hands or mouths that are passionately partaking.
Its the moist silky skin and frantic, raspy breath.
Words of love murmured or unspoken needs met
That old meat dagger, gets so much undeserved stick.
Called nasty names like dvk or prick.
Its size matters less ,than the way it is heatedly wielded.
Its the grind and the skill against flesh willingly yielded.
I have inspired by this funny,poignant thread.Its the motion in the ocean guys and the tenderness that inspires it. | |
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