| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/7/2009 11:06:25 PM | Hmm...After viewing the enormity of the O.P. one has to take into account the amount of****she would actually feel. A 6" penis would only feel like a 1.5" penis because of the layers of fat surrounding her vagina. That's a loss of 4 and a half inches. By my calculations she would need a 12 and one half inch penis to feel like she was with a "average" guy. Now following your "correct" way to measure, I come in at just over 9 inches. I just wouldn't measure up for you; but, then again, I've never been into fat chicks so it doesn't matter anyway. | |
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Posted: 5/8/2009 12:27:22 AM |
: ahhh...she sounds like a lovely demure flower of a lady ripe for a meaningful romantic relationship...lol
Nothing wrong with being a "size" queen but geez that's a bit much....kind of like a mans profile slathering on ad nauseum about breast size..but whatever.
Penis Size Around The World
Country, Flaccid Length (inches), Erect Length (inches)
United States 3.4 5.0
Germany - 5.6
Spain - 5.3
France 4.7 6.2 (vive la France! lol)
Japan 3.1 5.1
Brazil - 4.8
Italy 3.9 5.9
Venezuela 3.7 5.0
Mexico - 5.9
Greece - 4.8
India - 4.0
Saudi Arabia - 4.9
Chile - 5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea (1) 2.7 3.7
Korea (2*) - 6.1
* from a study conducted on a college campus by The Korean Consumer Protection Board
Mexico! Represent! LMFAO.
For the record mine is ... nevermind, HAHAHA.
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/8/2009 8:16:52 PM |
same goes for guys...every 30 lbs overweight he is, he looses and inch off his****br>
you would think there would be no fat men!
Loosing 3 to 4 inch from fat is not thing to worry about. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/8/2009 8:18:13 PM |
wonder how and if she measures her vaginal elasticity and posts the results? Is there a pu**y tightness method out there for the guys to use?
yes.......but it involves a banana......and skill | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/9/2009 7:01:00 AM | I am trying to figure out how weight has ever interfered in anyones sex life. Never had a problem with needing a bigger one because I am fat nor with any man I've been with not having enough because he is bigger. What ARE you guys doing anyway?  | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/9/2009 7:36:17 AM | | ROFL, what does it say about a guy that has to advertise in the first place? Much less lie about it. More insecurities i presume? So you got a small one AND your a liar? Oh and then you became a disappointment. Thats strike three. Better luck next time. Oh and Holy Man wheres the study they did to find out what kind of people actually participate in studies? The more insecure guys are the curious ones so naturally those numbers arent gonna be accurate at all one way or the other. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/9/2009 7:39:58 AM |
I am trying to figure out how weight has ever interfered in anyones sex life.
I think if he has a big belly, sex would be little more challenging. Some positions just out of the question. Doggie is in. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/10/2009 10:24:21 PM |
same goes for guys...every 30 lbs overweight he is, he looses and inch off his****br>
you would think there would be no fat men! Loosing 3 to 4 inch from fat is not thing to worry about.
That's not what they meant. Every 30 lbs HEAVIER a guy is, his penis shrinks 1" due to the fat that builds up on and around his pelvic bone (aka the "FUPA" or "Fat Upper Penis/P*ssy Area")
Like putting a stick in the ground and pouring dirt on it. The part of the stick thats viewable decreases in size. So they're d*ck isnt actually shrinking, its the body thats growing closer to the weiner.  | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/15/2009 12:23:36 PM | If he could do that, he'd probably never leave the house!!! 
see how far you can get it down your throat and get back to us! if he can do that, he is either bendy, or pretty long..
This has been a hysterical thread... It's interesting what conversations come out of the annonymity of the internet! | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/15/2009 12:36:11 PM | It probably has to do with some kind of testosteronic ego related manifestations, nice science stuff tho for the continuing education in the erotic zone.. keep up the good work | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/15/2009 12:42:39 PM | | I couldn't help it and stopping by to read this. This is the absolute funniest thing I have ever read up here. This person is good at investigating. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/15/2009 4:22:21 PM | Good gawd OP ~ this was hilarious and so are most of the posts!!
I haven't had this much fun reading a thread in a long time! Thanks for this, that's for sure!
Though my head is ready to burst, as I have been flooded with way too many visuals of guys running off to Lowe's, Home Depot or WalMart to grab some measuring "tools" | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/16/2009 1:03:51 PM | You mean it's not the motion in the ocean????????? no wonder i'm single-lol
One way ticket to Korea please! ( at least there the women will think i'm hung like a horse, ok a shetland pony but it could happen !-lol ) | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/20/2009 9:27:29 AM | Wait.. why lie about****size? Sooner or later she is going to see it right? lol.. thats funny.
And no I'm not telling you my size because you would think I was full of BS unless I showed u a pic!
When speaking to women, some like it super sized, some want average, a few want small. Women want whats comfortable for them!
I can say, nothing is worse then getting kicked for being to big! It's like what did I enter opposite world or somethin!?!?
And OP: Lady chill out! No need to be nasty! | |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 10:04:39 AM | Any girl that truly cares about the size of a guys****is probably flapping like a parachute down there, so......
In conclusion, you're shallow and prolly loose. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/20/2009 10:49:47 AM | This is a great post! Thoroughly funny and I guess truthful at the same time.
When it comes to penises I remember the playground antics we must've all had...
Try replying to any question or statement by saying "So is your penis", examples are:
"Raisins are so wrinkly"
"So is your penis"
"Im small..."
"So is your penis"
"Hey"
"So is your penis"
"My back is so stiff"
"So is your penis"
"So is your penis"
"So is your penis"
The fun never ends. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/20/2009 1:47:33 PM | first of all... why lie about it?
just say average.... or if the case be, a lil bigger than avg.
because when you say, "oh it's huge.... I use Magnums"
and gets down to it, you're get standing there holding your own diick.
She's gone with the wind.... oh and she will tell her girls!!
Most dudes that try to wear Magnums and XL condoms , really can't and shouldn't. Whats the use of putting it on, if it's sliding off?
Besides, no matter if you 5.5, 7.5, or 9.5 inches.... if you don't know what they
hell you're doing, she's not feeling it.
If anybody watches "movies". If you notice Mandingo, yeah he's a freak of nature, but he's not a good "actor/performer". Women that I watch them with, and I agree, say Justin Slayer and some other dudes are a lot better. Some dudes even gotta hold it with their hands to keep it hard. It's a blessing and a curse I guess? | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/20/2009 6:47:04 PM | sound like you found the missing link the the old fish story........lol. The funny thing is that we guys, that are well hung, don't brag about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For the rest .....well they sell night crawlers and the bait shop........lmao! | |
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