bhi99
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Joined: 7/8/2008
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way.. And why EjD is better than ED
Posted: 5/29/2009 2:44:56 PM | Older guys
don't worry about size.
We face the fear
that we can't get "there" from "here".
So I thought I'd write about why EjD is better than ED.
Not Mr. ED, by the way (although he WAS hung like a horse!) ... but Erectile Dysfunction. There, I said it. I'm above 50. And let's face it, all men have to face themselves in the mirror and say "yeah, I'm worried about ED".
I used to be. But not any more. Because I don't have it. I have something better: EjD (aka CD).
Ejaculation (or Coming Delay) Disorder. (And yes, smart alecks, it is "Coming" not "Cumming" because Cum is the liquid)(sometimes being a romance writer comes in handy.)
Anyway: EjD/CDD usually occurs in (typically older) men who, for whatever reason, have some worry factor of either ED, premature ejaculation, or something else (did I turn off the BBQ? Is it MY turn to pick up Timmy from soccer?), that their brain stops the penis's involuntary, spazmatic ejaculatory functions at the last second.
The result of having EjD? Full erections which start a little slower (maybe 3-5 minutes or so), but which reach full stretch length, (otherwise known as the "OMG!!!" status), and stay in that engorged state for sometimes as long as an hour or more, even with full stimulus. (Regardless of position, including canine, missionary, cowgirl up, reverse cowgirl, oral, 69, or any other position).
Some may say "that's a pity", but thus far, there have been NO recorded complaints from the female of the species.
In fact, just the opposite is true. "Do you need a testimonial? OMG!"
Stay tuned. As more of us age, this will become a more important and prevalent question, especially among women: "Does he have EjD/CDD?" "Yes, sister... take a number!"
"Oh Em GEEE!" | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/30/2009 7:40:04 AM | Just look at your fingers on your right hand.
If the ring finger is longer than the index finger, your d1ck is good enough.
I heard this from the female friend of mine.
She should know. My ring finger is longer, so it must be true.. | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/30/2009 9:32:43 AM | This post has be enlightening lol. Pretty funny I never thought about the toilet paper roll to measure girth. I might have to try that with a lot of lube to ensure I can get it back out. HEHE. (J/k). Have to put that disclaimer or I will be bashed for bragging.
I found a ruler at my old house that had "sayings" for every inch. It was called the Peter Meter, it was old as the hills but a classic.
I can't remember them all but for 4 inches it said "just a toy" then for bigger it said different things. I googled it. A condom came up with about the same sayings.
Best of luck  | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/31/2009 8:42:59 PM | | Well...I've enjoyed the****speak. But...I want to hear more creativity - especially when you're speaking of length/girth in a tool/toy! I only saw one towel rod among the bunch - a basic function for any "average"**** What about a tiny little cowboy hat and a velcro vest? That's a man ready for a night out! lol | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 6/1/2009 4:51:17 AM | ^^^^OK, I am not saying I play with mine all that much, but I like the way you thinking...
It's more fun if my lady friend want to play with it.
But..Did you had to say "tiny" cowboy hat?..  | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 6/1/2009 8:25:02 PM | If you have to measure your**** then I would think there is an issue....maybe you should measure your tongue too while your at it
omg did I say that!  | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 6/2/2009 1:45:58 AM | For all of you , just visit the below link to have an idea what women want:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/the-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 6/4/2009 9:14:39 PM | When you pull it out and she says, "nice", you're good to go....
If you pull it out and she says, "aww, it's cute", your in trouble...
If you're taking her from behind and she suddenly arches her back and says, "ouch" when you thrust, you've got all you need...
That's the only measuring you need to do! | |
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| How to measure ....
Posted: 6/5/2009 1:18:31 AM | | Ya' know, it seems I remember reading somewhere that the nationality with the longest (on average) penises (or is it peni) was the native American indians, while the on average widest girth was the French. Anyone have any questions, feel free to call me, Geronimo Boudreaux, at 503-363-xxxx....... | |
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