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Posted: 6/5/2009 7:38:24 AM | Interesting that no men actually offered us size queens any numbers.
But don't they just want to have dress and bra sizes from us!
Double standards are such a load of crap.
And Drummin...not true. Some d*cks are just too big. Anything more than I can get my mouth around is useless to me. | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 7:57:24 AM | Usually by how many towels , coats and blankets I can place on it... Hey my ex did not call me the human hall tree(something you hang your coats on) for nothing...how bored can one get to sit around the house and take measurements? | |
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| How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 6/5/2009 8:08:43 AM | I like to use the somethin method, this is how it works.
You put one hand at the base and the second right next to it. What ever is left over is somethin... I've got nothin   | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 9:36:51 AM | Thank you for informing me on how to measure my****
Hmm...would you like to offer me viagra now? Come on, don't be shy. No need to be deterred because my finger is near the delete button. I won't delete you. I promise. | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 11:13:40 AM | wow, I have laughed so freaking hard .Thank's O>P. and to those lady's and gents who took this for what is ,,,,I had to walk away from the PUTTER to clear my eye's and grab the yard stick ,just to check thing's out (you know and be in the know) and will now state that if I was a flea I'd be one hung sumbioyuch !!!!! ,,,, but I will say I've read many book's on 'how to please a lady "and well the page turning has turned many off but some did like the papper cut's . later dater's ,, mike | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 1:18:36 PM | Well I measured my****from the bottom of my ass and its longer than my country average , to tell you the truth my****is almost a yard long .......LOL interested? that's the way many men measure their****......so I why shouldn't I hey i've fallen and I can't get up mybe my****won't let me ohhhhman what a trip........... I loved this article................. | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 1:26:16 PM | | well miss contemplative what numbers are size queens seeking? | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 1:33:32 PM | Dear that_girl,
I sense a bit of hostility in every letter of every word that you wrote. You seem to have way too much time on your hands, which gave you the opportunity to write so much, on such an insipid subject. Your time would be better spent if you use it, to seek professional psychiatric help, to work out your vitriol and the palpable antisocial peristalsis of your mind.
There must be other things that are far more important to your day-to-day existence, than how the men you have encountered measure or delude themselves about the endowment between their legs. | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 1:43:16 PM | | Funny, true and obviously extra hilarious this chick is actually trying to give GUYS instructions on how to use hand-tools! WTF, ROFLMAO! She's got a point about guys lying about there junk though. | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 2:07:18 PM | HSJS
an the rest who failed to see that i didn't personally hand write it thats what i said in the begining that i copied it from another womans page,, an obvioulsy if it wasn't a problem woman an man then wouldn't have to post an write about it or things like this or think it was "offensive or funny or truthful..
so if you want to blame somebody then blame urself for ur small endowment an the original author of this funny but yet truthful post....
o an hello to everybody eles who thought it was funny an found it to be truthful in parts,, pay no attention to the haters.. | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 8:00:07 PM | Well thanks chochis, I was beginning to feel like a freak after reading the post. I wear a full jacket and learned how to keep it smelling fresh. You are the first to mention anything about bare headedness v.s. really natural.
By the way I've never any any complaints and I've kept the women happy. | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 4:30:57 AM |
You put one hand at the base and the second right next to it. What ever is left over is somethin
Not fair. I have big hands, so I would have to be over 10 ' to have anything left over.
Interesting that no men actually offered us size queens any numbers.
OK..7' here...And that's the truth.. | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 8:51:54 AM |
Here are some facts and guidelines for measuring.
Oh for crying out loud........... I thought you measured it starting from your ankle .......Dammit.... now I have to go and edit my profile ....
I`ll be back ...... | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 10:16:18 AM |
Not fair. I have big hands, so I would have to be over 10 ' to have anything left over.
And I thought I had big hands... At least that's what I'm told. Personally I work with guys with big hands but they are some big dudes too. They make me feel small at 5' 11" and 210# You must be a lot bigger than you look in your pics. LOL | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 11:28:24 AM |
Interesting that no men actually offered us size queens any numbers.
But don't they just want to have dress and bra sizes from us!
Double standards are such a load of crap.
Oh I don't need that... I can guess easily enough. 
As for "measuring", a straight edge (ruler) is only good for measuring straight things, if you have any curvature, you'd better break out the tailor's tape. I guess you might as well get the circumference while you're at it.
To be honest, I've never seen the point in measuring... | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 11:45:47 AM | Ok,so let me get this right ? i need to go and get a wooden ruler, ok no problem,
but lets also go one step further and get our "clean bill of health" posted in our profile's
, like i said , i'am okay with both of these, several pfrs stated "the perfect fit" sounds good to me. | |
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Posted: 6/20/2009 6:37:12 AM | You must be a lot bigger than you look in your pics. LOL
I said my HANDS are big..For my size..5'10 195..
Not all guys with big hands are big guys..I knew this skinny little guy with huge hands.
He looked like a cartoon character..LOL
I know this big biker guy, he is about 6'4, 250 #, my hands are huge compare to his.
I like what my female friends told me. If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you are good to go. And mine are longer..And she is an expert witness.. | |
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Posted: 6/20/2009 11:45:09 AM |
Interesting how they conspicuously omitted Africa weighng in at
7.0/ 10.5 *ROFL*
I'm sorry by african american's having larger penises is just a myth, just as asian males having small penises. These numbers shown in this thread are stupid, they're saying that they've measured ever penis in every country.
They did forget one location:
My house: 3.4 6.5 | |
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Posted: 6/20/2009 11:55:32 AM | Sounds like some ones been watching to much Rescue Me!
My personal results; 2.5/7.25
that's nothing to shake a stick at! | |
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Posted: 6/20/2009 11:59:24 AM | And did you know that we lose an inch for every 10lbs of excess body fat. Call it the snowdrift effect. So if you want a bigger schartzenhiemer, lose some weight!
I could be HUGE! | |
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Posted: 6/20/2009 4:38:16 PM | Interesting that no men actually offered us size queens any numbers.
But don't they just want to have dress and bra sizes from us!
Double standards are such a load of crap.
5'9
one hundred eighty five lbs
5 soft- lil ova 8 rigid
6 in girth | |
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Posted: 6/20/2009 4:50:35 PM | | Heh, I've always said I'm 6". Seems about right. Girth is larger than a toilet paper roll as well. Is it really possible that you could have a penis that thin? If so, you just need that roll, a sock, and never need a woman in your life I'd imagine. | |
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