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Posted: 7/1/2005 5:45:26 PM | mine is named secret..................................you know strong enuff for a man but made for a woman  | |
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~Jim~
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Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 27 | |
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Posted: 7/1/2005 5:56:49 PM | | I just call mine "moderator". | |
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Posted: 7/1/2005 8:22:27 PM | | wee willie winky? | |
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Posted: 7/1/2005 9:14:50 PM | [mine is named secret..................................you know strong enuff for a man but made for a woman]
o my god, that is THEE funniest thing that I have EVER heard in MY whole life!! I have TEARS streaming down my face from laughing so hard!!!
OT: there was this one guy many many beers ago who when we were about to "do the deed" pulled out his weinie and said "say hello to Benji"....needless to say, THAT was the deal breaker, I was out of there quicker then he could put Benji back into his kennel  | |
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Posted: 7/1/2005 10:33:29 PM | | ...and when the guys name them it is usually "big (something or another)" even if it isn't... | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 9:12:47 AM | quite simply
Frank | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 10:12:26 AM | purple vainy and angry......lol......what the fk? How about, suck me off......not play with peter.....I mean what is this supposed to make it like a fun game for a girl? I mean when I go down on a girl, I never ask a nick name, i would just asume to say their name and tell them how sexy they are........thats it! | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 10:21:32 AM | | yesterday i stripper for an handicapped guy(he was in a weelchair)and i asked him if he had sensations in his legs...he told me he was paralyzed from the waist until his legs but that he could still feel his PEEWIE HERMAN | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 11:35:49 AM | used to date a guy...called his
The Beast | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 8:33:42 PM | | ^^ i do and even tho elmo is a male i call mine elmo cause i have a tattoo of tickle me elmo on it and it says tickle me so there u go thats mines name...oh i dont have a penis so its my kitty kittys name..lol | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 8:43:45 PM | | Princess Sofia!!!!!....lol it was in a movie very funny | |
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Posted: 7/5/2005 9:53:06 PM | STANLEY THE POWER DRILL!!!...lol ex called it that once...good for the ego so I stuck with it  | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 2:19:21 AM | Mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging Johnny, fishing rod, tally wacker, pocket rocket, one eyed trouser trout. Ding-dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker,Harry hot dog, Davie Crockett, little willy, Wang, wazzo, weenie, wacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker,
heat seeking moisture missile, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle**** purple helmet warrior.
"Pet names for genitalia" | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 2:22:30 AM | | Hey baby you hungry mmm yeah have my ohhh henry | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 3:14:11 AM | | i knew a guy (and NO,its not me,this is totally true) who worked with me a couple of years back & went out with a close friend of mine & she told me he begged her to call his GIGANTOR!!LOL | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 10:14:48 AM | | my g/f named him "HANK" .... for some reason, it just sounds right... | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 11:47:54 AM | | Hmmm I think I'd like to meet a penis named Brutus...hahahaha! | |
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Suther
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Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 46 | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 11:58:36 AM | | One-eyed Willie or Captain Willie, salutes in the morning and commits mutiny when drunk | |
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Posted: 7/6/2005 3:29:22 PM | Which one?
The real one is called the "CLAPPER" cause it's like pavlog's dog clap on, clap off.
The problem is my grandmother has a real clapper but somehow mine doesn't work over there--thank God.
The other is a silicone cast of the real thing.
I use that to get attension by banging it on the kitchen table.
I have started wipeing down the table afterwards cause I suspect someone has been using it. | |
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Posted: 7/10/2005 8:12:57 AM | "Is there any women out there that have names for there's ????? "
VAGINA! | |
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Northy
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Joined: 6/13/2005
Msg: 50 | |
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Posted: 7/10/2005 6:05:15 PM | Fellow females ... i have learned the hard way .. when naming your man's penis .. do not use the following words:
Small
Tiny
Wee
Cute
Go figure .. *shrugs* ... ;) | |
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