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 Floweryone

Joined: 6/20/2005
Msg: 101
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Posted: 9/10/2005 1:48:37 PM
The best I ever heard was "Omar, the Tent Maker"
 4fingersHigh

Joined: 8/22/2005
Msg: 102
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Posted: 9/10/2005 2:06:08 PM
Haven't got a name for him, just glad to have one
 unspoiled

Joined: 4/7/2005
Msg: 103
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Posted: 9/10/2005 2:23:12 PM
oyster chucker
 SecretAgent

Joined: 8/28/2005
Msg: 104
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Posted: 9/10/2005 3:01:55 PM
emenem calls his "slinky"

If I had to call mine anything, maybe

comic

because he's a stand up guy

or

Pythagoras

because he knows how to get a root from a square

Or if I was gay(I'm not), maybe Pontius Pilate, because he knew how to nail a guy!!


 nvanphotogirl

Joined: 7/23/2005
Msg: 105
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Posted: 9/10/2005 4:00:28 PM
I used to call my x - fiance's Mr. W

as in Mr. Wiggley!

I used to laugh every time I called it that - he could wiggle it - I think that was his "Prize Trick".
 littletwin2000

Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 106
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Posted: 9/10/2005 11:14:30 PM
mine has been called the slobbering zipperdragon
 reverend rotten

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 107
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Posted: 9/10/2005 11:23:51 PM
I had an ex that called him Mr Goodwrench. But I call it by a couple names. Mostly Joey and the twins go by ping and pong. The other name came from a comment I made years ago when we were checking out girls at the race track. I said something along the lines of I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers and then looked down at my crotch and said isnt that right crackers.
 Gorelith

Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 108
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Posted: 10/1/2005 10:32:06 AM
King Dong
 Lippyblonde

Joined: 8/7/2004
Msg: 109
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Posted: 10/1/2005 10:39:51 AM
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 ~Songbird~

Joined: 2/6/2005
Msg: 110
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Posted: 10/1/2005 10:43:59 AM
Princess Sophia
 havana_joe

Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 111
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Posted: 10/1/2005 11:04:24 AM
Ok... greatest name ever.... wait for it...

"Penisaurus Rex"

Thank you, thank you....
 Atone74

Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 112
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Posted: 10/1/2005 11:11:30 AM
Never named my penis, But, I would not mine if she wanted to name it. That to me sounds alittle silly naming your penis. Sorry

-Atone
 Holy Grail

Joined: 8/29/2005
Msg: 113
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Posted: 10/1/2005 11:36:58 AM
Thor... The All Mighty!
 jimi77

Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 114
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Posted: 10/1/2005 12:40:57 PM
dragon..... peter dragon..


I.M hung well.

the letter opener
 Jetplague

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 115
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Posted: 10/1/2005 12:46:05 PM
Mr. Bilbo
 Sweet sensations

Joined: 9/5/2005
Msg: 116
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Posted: 10/1/2005 12:53:31 PM
"The Purple Porpoise"
 salamander000

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 117
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Posted: 10/1/2005 1:14:46 PM
EEEK! A MOUSE!
 kwislachica

Joined: 7/5/2005
Msg: 118
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Posted: 10/1/2005 1:21:37 PM
if refer to my hotbox as cocoa, lol
 theadambomb

Joined: 5/13/2005
Msg: 119
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Posted: 10/1/2005 1:27:47 PM
Battery,

it is Everready, and always full of energy.
 Jetplague

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 120
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Posted: 10/1/2005 1:40:33 PM
"Permission to launch Sargent STEEL!"

"Proceed with caution....It's a tough job, but ram hard!"
 BPMG

Joined: 8/26/2005
Msg: 121
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Posted: 10/14/2005 4:47:25 PM
Haven't named mine yet but am down to two names:

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

and

truth

I may go with truth because the Longfellow name could really disappoint someone if I wasn’t already taken.

Chuck
 J to the D

Joined: 5/17/2005
Msg: 122
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Posted: 10/14/2005 5:25:59 PM
Mr Happy, because that is usually the emotion that is evoked as a result of his performance.......

OK, I rarely if ever go there but dayum..... I've had a few
 man0man

Joined: 9/2/2005
Msg: 123
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Posted: 10/14/2005 5:30:58 PM
STANLEY

cuz he's a power tool
 Coastergal

Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 124
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Posted: 10/14/2005 5:33:15 PM

Mr Happy, because that is usually the emotion that is evoked as a result of his performance.......

OK, I rarely if ever go there but dayum..... I've had a few


Hmmm some how I don't think U need a couple of drinks to go there!

LMAO.. I love the emotion that's evoked as a result of Mr Happy's performence! LOL


Um...... I loved it when I heard Mr Midnight could come out to play! LMAO!!
 SPEED DEMON 74

Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 125
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Posted: 10/15/2005 6:40:44 PM
this is the name same as my nickname thats how i got it....Johnnysledgehammer!!
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