| penis names Posted: 9/10/2005 1:48:37 PM | | The best I ever heard was "Omar, the Tent Maker" | |
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| penis names Posted: 9/10/2005 2:06:08 PM | Haven't got a name for him, just glad to have one  | |
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| penis names Posted: 9/10/2005 3:01:55 PM | emenem calls his "slinky"
If I had to call mine anything, maybe
comic
because he's a stand up guy
or
Pythagoras
because he knows how to get a root from a square
Or if I was gay(I'm not), maybe Pontius Pilate, because he knew how to nail a guy!!
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| penis names Posted: 9/10/2005 4:00:28 PM | I used to call my x - fiance's Mr. W
as in Mr. Wiggley!
I used to laugh every time I called it that - he could wiggle it - I think that was his "Prize Trick". | |
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| penis names Posted: 9/10/2005 11:14:30 PM | mine has been called the slobbering zipperdragon | |
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| penis names Posted: 9/10/2005 11:23:51 PM | I had an ex that called him Mr Goodwrench. But I call it by a couple names. Mostly Joey and the twins go by ping and pong. The other name came from a comment I made years ago when we were checking out girls at the race track. I said something along the lines of I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers and then looked down at my crotch and said isnt that right crackers.
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| penis names Posted: 10/1/2005 10:43:59 AM | | Princess Sophia | |
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| penis names Posted: 10/1/2005 11:04:24 AM | Ok... greatest name ever.... wait for it...
"Penisaurus Rex"
Thank you, thank you.... | |
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| penis names Posted: 10/1/2005 11:11:30 AM | Never named my penis, But, I would not mine if she wanted to name it. That to me sounds alittle silly naming your penis. Sorry
-Atone | |
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| penis names Posted: 10/1/2005 11:36:58 AM | | Thor... The All Mighty! | |
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| penis names Posted: 10/1/2005 12:40:57 PM | dragon..... peter dragon..
I.M hung well.
the letter opener | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 10/1/2005 12:53:31 PM | | "The Purple Porpoise" | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 10/1/2005 1:21:37 PM | | if refer to my hotbox as cocoa, lol | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 10/1/2005 1:27:47 PM | Battery,
it is Everready, and always full of energy. | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 10/1/2005 1:40:33 PM | "Permission to launch Sargent STEEL!"
"Proceed with caution....It's a tough job, but ram hard!" | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 10/14/2005 4:47:25 PM | Haven't named mine yet but am down to two names:
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
and
truth
I may go with truth because the Longfellow name could really disappoint someone if I wasn’t already taken.
Chuck  | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 10/14/2005 5:25:59 PM | Mr Happy, because that is usually the emotion that is evoked as a result of his performance.......
OK, I rarely if ever go there but dayum..... I've had a few  | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 10/14/2005 5:30:58 PM | STANLEY
cuz he's a power tool | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 10/14/2005 5:33:15 PM |
Mr Happy, because that is usually the emotion that is evoked as a result of his performance.......
OK, I rarely if ever go there but dayum..... I've had a few
Hmmm some how I don't think U need a couple of drinks to go there!
LMAO.. I love the emotion that's evoked as a result of Mr Happy's performence! LOL
Um...... I loved it when I heard Mr Midnight could come out to play! LMAO!! | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 10/15/2005 6:40:44 PM | this is the name same as my nickname thats how i got it....Johnnysledgehammer!!  | |
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