| Penis Names
Posted: 10/15/2005 7:45:57 PM | the hamster lol
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Joy.
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Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 127 | |
| Penis Names
Posted: 10/15/2005 7:53:30 PM | | I dated a guy a couple of years ago whose c*ck I lovingly referred to as The Colonel. My last boyfriends c*ck didn't have a name per se...I just called it "magical". | |
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Posted: 10/18/2005 4:45:08 AM | SING...
Oh his bologna has a first name it's O.S.C.A.R.
his bologna has a second name it's M.A.Y.E.R.
Oh I Love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why
I'll say......
His OSCAR MAYER has a way with.......
Just kidding...
I call 'it' my best friend....grins
how about 'Him' and 'Her' for names....lol
Him wants Her
or
Her wants Him
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Posted: 10/19/2005 8:14:54 PM | LOL.. I'm dying at frrosty's reply..ha ha ha | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 8:33:41 PM | After a hot, hard day's work I went into a bar to quench my thirst. I walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.
The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."
I thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named it. The bartender said " I named mine Nike...like you know... just go for it!"
So I thought about it for a few minutes then said " I got one... Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" I said "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman." | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 8:38:49 PM | | MIZTER..supposed to mention you're in a gay bar....better quality. | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 8:50:27 PM | | mustang sally, If you knew Mizter like i knew Mizter ,,, you would know,, you never find him any where near a gay bar! He is the biggest homophobe you will ever meet! | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 8:54:22 PM | | tounge massager is my fav... | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 8:58:01 PM | | Sorry BOONAABI...don't know him, just figured he might need some help with that joke to get it across properly...lol | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 9:11:36 PM | Me, gay bar same sentence now thats funny.....
Why do men name their penises?
Because their mother told them not to play with strangers.
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Posted: 10/19/2005 9:18:04 PM | i call it MIKE JONES  | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 9:37:08 PM | maybe Pontius Pilate, because he knew how to nail a guy!!
oooooh....very bad taste 
I really hope most everyone here is kidding and making up names!! I'm with Heidi at the beginning of this thread. Penis names are stupid. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 12:10:02 AM | Robin willam once said say hello to mr happy but he also called it the heat sinking mostier missle | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 12:38:48 AM | | Just ROTFLMAO....how many women would name thir parts?!!! Don't think there are many...guys and thier names...too funny!!! | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 3:43:03 AM | | I guess it could really become an issue when he has it tattooed across his back , or better yet, in a heart on his arm replacing 'mom' !!! | |
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BPMG
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Joined: 8/26/2005
Msg: 141 | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 8:41:46 AM | How about M&M because of their old slogan, "Melts in Your...", I'm sure you get the point.
I don't actually plan on naming mine, I'm just no fun that way.
Chuck | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 9:01:42 AM | -'the crippler'
-'totem pole'
-'big cheif crooked dink' ...... it was a name my mother gave me when i was a toddler...she never told me 'till the subject came up after dinner one night with my then gf and she laughed her a$$ off...and i became a darker shade of red. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 9:27:48 AM | | you look the sporty type i could lend you my "SPAM JAVELIN" | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 9:53:30 AM | | I know a guy who calls it the........ Anaconda | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 11:10:17 AM | | I have no name but they call it Damn!!!! ohhhh!!!!, hmmmm!!!! or jeek!!!! | |
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BPMG
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Joined: 8/26/2005
Msg: 146 | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 11:30:15 AM | That's a good one soulfood... hey, soulfood, that's a good name for my... well, nevermind.
Chuck | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 12:57:17 PM | M O N T Y for variety of reasons
buzz | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 1:10:51 PM | ^^^^^^little monty??? .... big monty??? .......little big monty???
Chuck..... Thats why I use it..... it works! ...Its so simple sometimes! | |
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zantax
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Joined: 1/31/2005
Msg: 149 | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 2:14:11 PM | | Hermy the luv nut | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 3:52:08 PM | | PREPARE TO CUM FACE TO FACE WITH MR. BIGGLESWORTH !!!!!!! | |
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