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 Styles88

Joined: 7/29/2005
Msg: 151
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Posted: 10/20/2005 4:50:05 PM
Horatio Hornblower.....he prefers to be blown than blowing himself.
 nicemale

Joined: 10/5/2005
Msg: 152
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Posted: 10/20/2005 4:55:10 PM
thats my "snickers"
 GreeneyedMisfit

Joined: 8/13/2005
Msg: 153
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Posted: 10/20/2005 5:02:15 PM
I always thought guys that named their penis's were funny..


I always liked the name Ed for a penis.. or maybe Stu..
I don't know..
Why not.. I named my breasts...
 courage3000

Joined: 2/15/2005
Msg: 154
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Posted: 10/20/2005 5:03:44 PM
Neron, and he is waiting to burn Rome
 gra8tfuldan

Joined: 7/29/2005
Msg: 155
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Posted: 10/20/2005 6:20:52 PM
well my old girlfriend and I came up with this. I called her privates "shishka" and mine "bob" !!!! Get it. Ya know how a shishkabob is put together?!!!!
 crazyastheycum

Joined: 9/2/2005
Msg: 156
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Posted: 10/29/2005 1:03:55 PM
Say Hello To MINI ME !!!!!
 DeagleNINja

Joined: 9/10/2005
Msg: 157
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Posted: 10/29/2005 3:01:47 PM
My winkie has no name....*sniff**sniff*
(runs from room crying)
 TK

Joined: 12/18/2004
Msg: 158
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Posted: 10/29/2005 3:04:19 PM
well when i was younger he was named "TRUTH", just becouse not many ladies could handle the truth , lmfao
 crazyastheycum

Joined: 9/2/2005
Msg: 159
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Posted: 11/16/2005 9:41:49 AM
the tickle stick
 popeye58tim

Joined: 10/30/2005
Msg: 160
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Posted: 11/16/2005 9:48:16 AM
Pocket weasel...But his name is Harold...Don't ask me why, I didn't name him
 lilkittie

Joined: 11/10/2005
Msg: 161
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Posted: 11/16/2005 9:50:19 AM
Ned and his purple head
 nicemale

Joined: 10/5/2005
Msg: 162
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Posted: 11/16/2005 9:51:18 AM
tail, snickers.... depends, for what its used!!!
 emac480

Joined: 3/22/2005
Msg: 163
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Posted: 11/18/2005 9:40:49 AM
I call my****the ruler
 rainbowgirly

Joined: 11/12/2005
Msg: 164
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Posted: 11/18/2005 11:16:25 AM
In response to someon asking if girls named theirs.....yes I did. I was really bored one day, opened up a baby name book and named mine Dekah. If you want to know why go to your nearest book store.
 silent_giant

Joined: 11/14/2005
Msg: 165
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Posted: 11/18/2005 11:17:00 AM
i already kno what that means ;)

 rednex24

Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 166
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Posted: 11/20/2005 6:35:06 PM
I call mine the BIG MAC attack!!
 cute-lil-momma

Joined: 9/1/2005
Msg: 167
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Posted: 11/22/2005 8:14:21 AM
My honey's was always KROLL THE WARRIOR KING. Do guys actually let the girl name him, and then it sticks, or do they let every girl rename it as they come.
 Blondeamazon

Joined: 11/3/2005
Msg: 168
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Posted: 11/22/2005 8:35:35 AM
Salami
ChipolatA sausage
One eyeD snake

Dink
Willy
Ham bone
ROD
STICK
JOLLY LOLLY

TO NAME BUT A FEW....LOL....
 7times

Joined: 10/27/2005
Msg: 169
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Posted: 11/22/2005 8:37:08 AM
long arm of the law

11 ft. pole.. since I'm tired of hearing not even with a 10 ft. pole
 hotgirl024

Joined: 8/1/2005
Msg: 170
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:10:29 AM
hey sugatush
you have a nice ass
 Sincere man

Joined: 10/11/2005
Msg: 171
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:18:41 AM
Nobody has a name for my penis. By the way, checked out your profile & I would like to see more of the breasts & ass
 Jack Worthing

Joined: 11/17/2005
Msg: 172
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Posted: 11/22/2005 10:07:10 AM
God I can't believe I'm actually responding to this, but it's too funny to avoid.

I used to work in construction management. I used to build highrises in downtown Toronto. One evening in a playful mood, my ex-girlfriend found my tape measure attached to the belt on my pants. The tape measure was manufactured by a company named LUFKIN.

You have to know where this is going...

That night we had sex. For fun, she wanted to measure me... She then proceeded to give my *ahem* "member---" the name: "Mr. Lufkin"

Strange but true... fairly creative of her, i thought.
 littletwin2000

Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 173
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Posted: 11/22/2005 10:48:06 AM
#1 Phill

#2 The one eyed Knicker weasel

#3 The slobbering zipper dragon

#4 Captian Winkie

#5 Stanley (it's a power tool)

#6 Giggle Stick

#7 Mr****ns Cider
 tierrah

Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 174
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Posted: 11/22/2005 11:06:32 AM
Called my kitty and breasts after the three stooges, curly larry and mo :P
 lonesomedove39

Joined: 11/18/2005
Msg: 175
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Posted: 11/26/2005 1:00:12 PM
Sir****alot is what i like to call mine
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