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 toyo99

Joined: 11/6/2005
Msg: 176
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Posted: 12/9/2005 3:26:41 PM
I CALL MINE MIKE JONES LMAO!!!
 coolguyred2006

Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 177
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Posted: 12/9/2005 4:26:21 PM
one eyed purple bed python...
 celtic_cowgirl

Joined: 12/4/2005
Msg: 178
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Posted: 12/9/2005 5:09:30 PM
I really hope there are no women out there that have those...lmao, would they still be considered women???
 easytogetwith

Joined: 3/3/2006
Msg: 179
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Posted: 3/6/2006 5:56:13 PM
I like to call it the "meat hammer",the "one eyed monster" I have a few more but I prefer those 2 over the others,women love it when I tell them Im bringing out the "meat hammer" LOL
 colin1

Joined: 10/3/2005
Msg: 180
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Posted: 3/6/2006 6:13:54 PM
Meh, I've been named a few... Spot, and Spike... and some other ones too cute to list...
 lady_bugg65

Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 181
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Posted: 3/6/2006 6:16:25 PM
"f*ckers"....................?
 luvmepooh

Joined: 3/3/2006
Msg: 182
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Posted: 3/6/2006 6:24:40 PM
Little Elvis (and the names of the entire Little Family: Elvis, Scotty, and Bill)

My first girlfriend called it Prince Charles, and carried on long conversations with it.

"Hobbes" or "Leviathan" (you know, nasty, brutish, and short)

Count Monsterrod von Huge-in-stein (from SNL)

And my present (no, not "the Precious"):

Bad Santa
 sluttina

Joined: 8/19/2004
Msg: 183
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Posted: 3/8/2006 11:16:21 AM
YOu are very handsome Mr.Winkie. LOL! See ya!
 EZP

Joined: 10/26/2005
Msg: 184
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Posted: 3/8/2006 11:18:06 AM
PeeWee....hangs head in shame.....
 YEAIDID

Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 185
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Posted: 3/8/2006 11:34:51 AM
HERMAN....began innocently as 'her man'
 boxman

Joined: 4/14/2005
Msg: 186
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Posted: 3/8/2006 11:39:17 AM
The only reasom we give them names is we don't want strangers making all our decisions for us
 devanangel16

Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 187
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Posted: 3/8/2006 11:53:13 AM
well whenever i date a guy, if we have sex, i think its my right to name is**** and he can name mine also. but i've named a Snickers... (hungry? why wait? chocolate creamy nougat and peanuts) also a Mr. Goodbar, (self explanatory) also, lets see.... we named ours Romeo and Juliet....also a friend of mine named her boyfriends nemo and hers dori.
names are fun... lol. great for code.... ;)
<3 Dev
 nipper922

Joined: 10/6/2005
Msg: 188
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Posted: 3/8/2006 1:24:58 PM
I don't have a name for my Johnson
 Becky B

Joined: 2/23/2005
Msg: 189
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Posted: 3/8/2006 1:26:29 PM
Willy the one eyed Walrus.

a good friend of mine from highschool named his that, lol, I will never forget that.
 KISS MY A$$

Joined: 9/6/2008
Msg: 190
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Posted: 1/31/2009 1:59:35 PM
This thread is hilarious.. How did it ever get burried.
I was searching cuz I heard it a guy call his Mr. Willy Wank last nite!!!
 hunny1976

Joined: 12/20/2008
Msg: 191
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Posted: 1/31/2009 2:12:13 PM
hmmm, Pandora's box? I don't think women could get away with too much on this one... we have to keep our sexy intact.
 Niflheim

Joined: 10/30/2008
Msg: 192
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Posted: 1/31/2009 3:43:29 PM
Only a fellow Canadian will understand this. Call you're pecker "Bud, bud the spud."
 Army Man Dan

Joined: 7/27/2008
Msg: 193
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Posted: 1/31/2009 3:46:31 PM
haha, yeah, I'm good friends with "Chuck Norris" and the Terminator
 ProcessOfElimination

Joined: 11/3/2008
Msg: 194
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Posted: 1/31/2009 4:47:39 PM
How about "Mister Snufflupagus" or just simply "Snuffy"

But then again I have mate that refers to his as "Heindrich"
 Narkle

Joined: 3/12/2008
Msg: 195
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Posted: 1/31/2009 5:13:29 PM
Grampa's Knee...

(As in, 'come here and sit on...' )
 Uncle Grumpy

Joined: 9/4/2008
Msg: 196
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Posted: 1/31/2009 5:19:24 PM
Know as Herman to a very few, oh crap not now.
 denim_daze

Joined: 1/17/2009
Msg: 197
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Posted: 1/31/2009 5:39:44 PM
the creative ones i've heard from guys is the moisture missile, pocket rocket, optimus prime and pecker wreck-her
 Alabamamam

Joined: 4/8/2008
Msg: 198
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Posted: 1/31/2009 6:17:31 PM
If a guy name Bob I would call him little Bob, if Kyle I would call him little Kyle. Depends on a guy's name.
 Kickn1Back™

Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 199
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Posted: 1/31/2009 6:48:58 PM
I had a post in this thread back in the day but, it was deleted. "PERVIS" is a damn good name because he is more perverted than I. The lil Bastid will spit up anywhere and on anything!!!

KB
 pinlynch10

Joined: 12/16/2008
Msg: 200
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Posted: 1/31/2009 8:40:12 PM
I've had mine called:

The Digger
Thunder
Thick

But the one I'm waiting for my penis to be called...hers.
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