toyo99
| Joined: 11/6/2005 Msg: 176 | |
| Penis Names Posted: 12/9/2005 3:26:41 PM | I CALL MINE MIKE JONES LMAO!!!  | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 12/9/2005 4:26:21 PM | | one eyed purple bed python... | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 12/9/2005 5:09:30 PM | | I really hope there are no women out there that have those...lmao, would they still be considered women??? | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 3/6/2006 5:56:13 PM | | I like to call it the "meat hammer",the "one eyed monster" I have a few more but I prefer those 2 over the others,women love it when I tell them Im bringing out the "meat hammer" LOL | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 3/6/2006 6:13:54 PM | | Meh, I've been named a few... Spot, and Spike... and some other ones too cute to list... | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 3/6/2006 6:16:25 PM | | "f*ckers"....................? | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 3/6/2006 6:24:40 PM | Little Elvis (and the names of the entire Little Family: Elvis, Scotty, and Bill)
My first girlfriend called it Prince Charles, and carried on long conversations with it.
"Hobbes" or "Leviathan" (you know, nasty, brutish, and short)
Count Monsterrod von Huge-in-stein (from SNL)
And my present (no, not "the Precious"):
Bad Santa | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 3/8/2006 11:16:21 AM | YOu are very handsome Mr.Winkie. LOL! See ya!  | |
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EZP
| Joined: 10/26/2005 Msg: 184 | |
| Penis Names Posted: 3/8/2006 11:18:06 AM | | PeeWee....hangs head in shame..... | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 3/8/2006 11:34:51 AM | HERMAN....began innocently as 'her man' | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 3/8/2006 11:39:17 AM | | The only reasom we give them names is we don't want strangers making all our decisions for us | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 3/8/2006 11:53:13 AM | well whenever i date a guy, if we have sex, i think its my right to name is**** and he can name mine also. but i've named a Snickers... (hungry? why wait? chocolate creamy nougat and peanuts) also a Mr. Goodbar, (self explanatory) also, lets see.... we named ours Romeo and Juliet....also a friend of mine named her boyfriends nemo and hers dori. names are fun... lol. great for code.... ;) <3 Dev | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 3/8/2006 1:24:58 PM | | I don't have a name for my Johnson | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 3/8/2006 1:26:29 PM | Willy the one eyed Walrus. 
a good friend of mine from highschool named his that, lol, I will never forget that. | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 1:59:35 PM | This thread is hilarious.. How did it ever get burried. I was searching cuz I heard it a guy call his Mr. Willy Wank last nite!!! | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 2:12:13 PM | | hmmm, Pandora's box? I don't think women could get away with too much on this one... we have to keep our sexy intact. | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 3:43:29 PM | | Only a fellow Canadian will understand this. Call you're pecker "Bud, bud the spud." | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 3:46:31 PM | | haha, yeah, I'm good friends with "Chuck Norris" and the Terminator | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 4:47:39 PM | How about "Mister Snufflupagus" or just simply "Snuffy"
But then again I have mate that refers to his as "Heindrich"  | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 5:13:29 PM | Grampa's Knee...
(As in, 'come here and sit on...' ) | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 5:19:24 PM | | Know as Herman to a very few, oh crap not now. | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 5:39:44 PM | the creative ones i've heard from guys is the moisture missile, pocket rocket, optimus prime and pecker wreck-her  | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 6:17:31 PM | | If a guy name Bob I would call him little Bob, if Kyle I would call him little Kyle. Depends on a guy's name. | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 6:48:58 PM | I had a post in this thread back in the day but, it was deleted. "PERVIS" is a damn good name because he is more perverted than I. The lil Bastid will spit up anywhere and on anything!!!
KB | |
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| Penis Names Posted: 1/31/2009 8:40:12 PM | I've had mine called:
The Digger Thunder Thick
But the one I'm waiting for my penis to be called...hers.  | |
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