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 Not The Cable Guy
Joined: 10/24/2008
Msg: 201
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... "It Came from Outer da Levi's."...
 nicebreaker
Joined: 9/30/2008
Msg: 202
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Posted: 1/31/2009 10:07:06 PM
Funny story about this topic....

Someone once asked my wife at the time what she called it.

She replied, " I don't have to call it, it just cums."

 ex_US_sailor
Joined: 12/3/2008
Msg: 203
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Posted: 2/1/2009 9:26:01 AM
I call mine "Big Jim and da Twins"
 TheyCallMeMrAwesome
Joined: 7/27/2008
Msg: 204
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Posted: 6/17/2009 12:45:26 AM
Macho Man Randy Savage
 Stryfe025
Joined: 8/8/2008
Msg: 205
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Posted: 6/17/2009 2:00:17 AM
My GF's call mine:

DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!

HOLLAA!!!!
 Niflheim
Joined: 10/30/2008
Msg: 206
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Posted: 6/17/2009 1:07:22 PM
Well I guess if you're from PEI then you should call yours Bud Bud the Spud.
 a devil or an angel
Joined: 6/10/2009
Msg: 207
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Posted: 6/17/2009 1:13:14 PM
Hey i call my bits,


**** galore "gurrrr"
 daydreamer57
Joined: 4/12/2009
Msg: 208
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Posted: 6/17/2009 1:23:23 PM
people that have nothing else to talk about!.....dumb!
 DallasFan1960
Joined: 11/4/2008
Msg: 209
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:08:58 PM
" George of the Jungle "
 thecheekychick
Joined: 10/18/2008
Msg: 210
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Posted: 6/17/2009 6:23:42 PM
hahahahaa...... wow these are sooo funnny!
 republicque
Joined: 5/25/2009
Msg: 211
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Posted: 6/17/2009 6:43:47 PM
It is called

MUTUMBO



 TomRKO187
Joined: 10/29/2006
Msg: 212
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Posted: 6/18/2009 2:39:36 PM
MOBY****!!!!!!!!
 MercedesBoy007
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 213
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Posted: 6/19/2009 2:02:40 AM
Mine is of Irish heritage....

Dick O'stone
 Dilbertbiker
Joined: 2/1/2009
Msg: 214
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Posted: 6/19/2009 6:08:17 AM
Maximus, or Max for short (which he is not)
 no__strings1960
Joined: 3/24/2009
Msg: 215
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Posted: 6/22/2009 6:19:00 AM
now THIS is a funny thread....I'm undecided what I should call my penis, but here's my choices. Vlad the impaler.....Sgt. Rock and the Privates.....The magic pogo-stick
 kmm52072
Joined: 1/25/2009
Msg: 216
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Posted: 6/22/2009 6:25:25 AM
My ex husband named his "Stanley" you know like the Stanley power tools. To bad my ex was more of a wham bam thank you ma'am type of ****er!
 hellgremlin
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 217
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Posted: 6/22/2009 7:09:53 AM
Mine's "The Daughterwrecker." It gained that moniker after I dated a muslim girl with a very conservative dad. He'd give me the evil eye any time I came over, and the girl and I started joking about how I was wrecking his innocent daughter.
 wanderer418
Joined: 1/31/2007
Msg: 218
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Posted: 6/22/2009 4:25:35 PM
MINE IS NAMED MR. ED THE SPITTING HORSE. I HAVE DATED SOME WOMEN WHO CALL THEIR !!!!! MISS MUFFET
 medchick911
Joined: 10/19/2006
Msg: 219
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Posted: 6/22/2009 4:37:15 PM
Little **stard, maximus, buddy, master, popo. coco,
 Ifeellucky
Joined: 4/12/2009
Msg: 220
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Posted: 6/22/2009 7:36:38 PM
I personally like THOR
 cheerioddust
Joined: 6/13/2009
Msg: 221
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Posted: 7/5/2009 6:27:57 PM
Makesi...it's African for warrior, my personal fav!
 TOMic bomb
Joined: 10/5/2008
Msg: 222
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Posted: 7/5/2009 9:11:49 PM
Mr. Stiffy and his bag of tricks!
 rhodax
Joined: 6/11/2009
Msg: 223
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Posted: 7/5/2009 9:39:20 PM
The Incredible Heat Seeking Moisture Missile

Or to his friends, Charlie.
 loydchristmas
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 224
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Posted: 7/5/2009 9:54:19 PM
she called it Mini me
 tnrose
Joined: 5/9/2009
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Posted: 7/11/2009 10:44:30 PM
This is too funny!!!! LMAO!!!!!
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