| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 6/22/2009 1:50:38 PM | | I've heard of this around my nieces. It's not only not funny, it's illegal. In other words, an act of assault. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 6/22/2009 5:07:31 PM | | girls are taught when they're barely out of the cradle that physical violence against males is ok. any guy with sisters or cousins has been hit and kicked repetedly before kindergarten. the adults think it's funny and the girls almost never get punished. the boys are just supposed to take it. after all females hitting and kicking males is going to be a life-long occurence. it's funny when she does it to him, but if he hits her back, all hell breaks loose. after all, he's just a guy, not like he's a real person. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 8/4/2009 8:03:12 PM | it just hurts too bad ! ~ laughter doesn't always mean funny ha ha!
Combat soldier laugh often and loud. Why? because it's not funny
but you are fooling your mind, allowing you to continue and not go insane.
A kick in the balls is much the same thing.
Mind over matter
If you don't mind , it don't matter.
Dance | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 8/4/2009 9:32:04 PM | | Meh, just more proof that not all girls mature as fast as they would have us believe. FWIW, I have seen older teenage girls punching each other in the tits rather hard though. I guess that is somewhat their equivalent. I also saw some guys doing the same thing to each other in highschool once. I think they had a mental issue, however, Southpark's character Cartman's Ro Sham Bo competition had to have been thought up by a similar mind, ergo, I digress. I like Cartman. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 8/4/2009 9:45:29 PM | | Too funny and perplexing. We were warming up for softball one day, my buddy wasn't watching the ball and took a direct hit. As I looked around..... guys all were in shock, covering our own junk, legs crossed and squirming, looking as if we felt the pain for our downed comrad. The women were all laughing. They deserve the pain of child birth, its only fair. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 8/4/2009 10:36:20 PM | Meh, it has been long proven, medically, that males are capable of enduring more pain than females.
Childbirth pain now-days just equates to "Epidural, please!"
That is why our APGAR scores in this country are rarely 10's. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 8/5/2009 7:38:15 AM | it's only funny till the paramedics show up.....then it's fvcking hilarious!!!
i know...for shame...wtf...
i taught my boys that you don't hit girls....until they hit you...then use reasonable force...if i physically assault a man i pretty much expect to get hit back...duh! | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 8/9/2009 10:28:25 AM | Uh-oh. I confess when I was a young girl, I did engage in some of this behavior. With relish. It was partly that I didn't yet understand real pain, and partly that my capacity for empathy hadn't fully developed yet. Also it was a thrill to have this little "trick" that could potentially help you in a situation where you're otherwise physically outmatched.
Boys for their part sometimes seem to have trouble understanding when they're hurting you and don't intend to stop until it's no longer fun for THEM. A kick to the crotch can get their attention like nothing else. Even if you're not being physically harmed, a feeling of powerlessness over what is happening to your own body is not something many people enjoy. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 8/9/2009 10:47:14 AM | Nah it's wrong, period. It's like a girl getting hit in the boobs, it's sore, 'cept I suspect it's worse for guys. It's made fun of in films and I suppose that contributes to it's comical reaction in people. I accidentally got my ex in the nuts once, it was a purely regretful accident. Strange but I can empathise with just how painful it must be.
Not only is it not funny, there may be a more serious implication; it may possibly lead to testicular cancer? I'm just speculating. I heard of a woman who got knocked in the boob and ended up with breast cancer. Whether there's a direct correlation or not, it's better to err on caution's side and guard them assets. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 8/9/2009 11:18:31 AM | I've seen Jackass where the guys would kick each other in the sausage berries and it made them happier than a queer in a peter tree. It's called slapstick comedy and it's been happenning since the days of Charlie Chaplin. He would somehow get hurt and people would laugh. The three stooges were constantly poking each other in the eyes and every one loved them. Just watch Amaerica's Funniest Home Videos, every one in the video is already laughing before they know if the victim is okay.
Sports has elements that are brutal but people are in awe of. NASCAR's main highlights are of the crashes right, but that's never laughed at...I hope. People start cheering the loudest when when fights break out in hockey, but they expect all of that as players.
I thiunk Americans are more sadistic than we want to let on to be when it comes to slapstick comedy. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 8/9/2009 6:36:38 PM | | If women kick us in the balls we in turn are allowed to do something equally as painful, simple as that. I'll even be nice and let them choose what that is. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 10/8/2009 11:29:44 AM | That would be me! I didn't know that was why I never had kids, though
All this time I thought it was because I like sleeping in...
I didn't realize men had a higher threshold of pain, JWG ~ I told my boyfriend, who was going to get a tattoo, that the pain wasn't bad (for me, it wasn't)
When he was getting inked, he was seriously hurting. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 10/8/2009 1:15:02 PM | Maybe I'm an odd duck or hopelessly stuck in the dinosaur age but I see nothing humorous about inflicting pain or observing pain inflicted. Never have.
Furthermore, I see it as terribly uncivilized and grossly antisocial...at the very least
such behavior and the amusement people get from it is insensitive.
I don't get it and never will. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 10/8/2009 3:34:28 PM |
Maybe I'm an odd duck or hopelessly stuck in the dinosaur age but I see nothing humorous about inflicting pain or observing pain inflicted. Never have.
Furthermore, I see it as terribly uncivilized and grossly antisocial...at the very least
such behavior and the amusement people get from it is insensitive.
I don't get it and never will.
If you want to understand why people find it humorous then you should rent the documentary -
Stupidity
Stupidity was a documentary made for the Documentary Channel in Canada. It is about exactly what it says it is about: Stupidity.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399704/ | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 10/8/2009 7:04:16 PM | Nothing at all funny about this kind of an attack. It is ABUSE, plain and simple...and the girl belongs in JAIL. One of the more common characteristics of an "abuser" is that person who inflicts injury on another and then claims that it was supposed to be "funny"...a "joke" and that if you're not laughing...then you're "overly sensitive" and don't know how to have fun.
girls are taught when they're barely out of the cradle that physical violence against males is ok. Well, THIS girl was NOT raised that way sweetie. I was raised that if you if you hit one of your male cousins....expect to get hit back....and DON'T go whining to Momma about it. Even beyond that, I knew that if I got injured accidentally I'd damn well better hide it or risk not being allowed to play with the boys anymore. "If you can't hang in the trees with the big boys...then keep your butt on the porch with the girls playing Barbie". I hated Barbies! | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 10/9/2009 7:19:11 AM | hmm? ~ I never have really thought about it much.
But the age group of young women you speak of are really still amazed by the balls and penis is my guess. ~ They like the difference! Just like us guys, we like the difference and at that age there is still a few mystery's and questions.
That a young man be so pretty and strong to them ~ they like ~ that they might wish to compete in playfulness ~ They focus on the " difference " ~ They understand it's your weakness ~ they like your weakness for several reasons ~ and quick to go there.
You got to understand ~ they are girls learning to be women, much like boys learning to be men.
Either can "overplay " their position. ~ That's just youth and development in process.
I wouldn't worry a whole lot about it ~ unless you are being harmed by it. ~ If so ~ sit on her and treat her mean or distance yourself.
Dance | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 10/9/2009 7:46:40 AM | If women kick us in the balls we in turn are allowed to do something equally as painful, simple as that. I'll even be nice and let them choose what that is.
Michael,
You would think we'd have the right to defend ourselves, eh?
But here's how it works...
Let's say you witness a auto collision... and it was two women involved... One of the women caused it by running a red light and then left the scene.
So you pull over and offer the person who got hit your info so they can have you as a witness.
While doing this, the other driver comes back with a couple of other female friends, yelling and cursing and looking for a fight with the other driver. Note there are many people and witnesses around. You and others see that and stop her from getting to the other driver who looks to be in a bit of shock.
And while doing this, you say to this b1tch that you saw her run the red light and the collision was HER fault... and THAT's what you're gonna tell the cops.
And as a result, she spits in your face and tries to kick you in the balls.
Now you might defend yourself and push her away or slap her back or something.
But in this situation, there's an off-duty officer who's doing nothing to deescalate the situation but then arrests YOU when you defend yourself... and wants to keep you under arrest even after 5 people/witnesses (three of them women) start yelling at him for arresting the wrong person. One of the 5, a woman, was so angry with the officer that she told him that she'd follow him to the station and keep yelling at him until he did what was right.
In the end, without the witnesses on your side, it would be the girls word against your word... and you'd be boned most of the time because cops tend to take the side of the girl... ESPECIALLY if she's attractive.
This was a situation I PERSONALLY encountered. In my case, I got UN-Arrested... but even if I didn't, I was already thinking of ways to legally end the officer's career due to his incompetence.
The problem is that many officers think with their d1cks and are as bad as any other misandrist... there's a term for guys like that... Manginas.
Women routinely get a free pass for assault. Men rarely do, even if it's in self defense. The only exceptions to this is if you're an officer yourself, you're wealthy and can afford top-notch legal representation or if you have several witnesses and/or video evidence. But in the case of video evidence, always keep a copy for yourself so it won't get "lost".
If you're a man and have to defend yourself against a woman, make sure you have witnesses on your side or some video evidence.
Failing that, it's better to run to the nearest police station and put in a complaint rather than laying a finger on her. And when making a complaint, it's better to embellish it by saying she had a knife or something to make it more plausible to the officer regarding why you'd run from a woman. And with some luck, you'll have a bruise or a some scratches as evidence in your favour.
I'm sad to say it but the only way to win the 'kicking guys in the balls' battle is to game the system the same way Feminists have advised women to.
And even then, it's not a sure bet if you live in a place with VAWA legislation. VAWA supposedly is for preventing violence against women. But it, in effect, has also made violence and victimization against men to be acceptable at the institutional level. | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 10/9/2009 6:58:52 PM | Take a look at humour. Humans laugh...often to hide the pain of living.
Take any joke at all....and see who gets hurt in it, or made to look foolish. We laugh to cope with the pain. Any visual "funny" antics" by humans.
This is how we cope, as humans. We laugh.
A kick in the nards? Yeah...it hurts.
A woman doing it "because it was funny"? Get away...call the cops...push the charges. The ONLY way women will get the massage that their "jokes" are NOT funny...but a serious assault. Try grabbing ones boobs in public and see how fast your azz is busted!
Society cannot change things unless people actually demand change! Example...women falsly accusing males of sexual crimes. More and more males are pushing cops and courts to have the charges laid and "fair" punishments eked out. We are seeing more and more of these cases. Women are getting the message that their antics will NOT be tolerated within our society. Got "morning after regrets" Now it is more along the lines of "live with it, and don't be such a fool next time!", rather than, "Oh...I was too impaired to make a judgement call, so it's rape!"
Society is forcing people to take responsibilities for their actions more and more. From the halls of the financial sector to the lowest crimes....we are getting there.
Someday we may even have an actual "civilized" society! | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 10/10/2009 12:01:27 AM | In high school I did not do that to flirt or for fun. I did that to grabby guys.
Good contraception IMO. My way of saying "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"--Georgia Satellite | |
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| Girls, and kick in the balls humor
Posted: 10/10/2009 3:37:19 AM |
In high school I did not do that to flirt or for fun. I did that to grabby guys. That makes no sense. I may have blacked a few eyes, or bloodied a few noses, but grabbing someones privates to teach them not to grab your own COULD be misinterpreted as "foreplay". | |
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