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Posted: 7/3/2005 11:38:23 PM | | Rugged55 (can't figure how you came up w/that) - you are absolutely hilarious dude! If they like your post, I suggest they read your profile....too funny! | |
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Joined: 6/4/2005
Msg: 102 | |
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Posted: 7/4/2005 5:14:53 AM | Well, well, someone finally hit the nail square on the head. This is the most intelligent piece of fine literature I have ever read. Thanks for laying out the most basic rules of communication for the idiots that are abundant on this site to follow. You are a wise man, Woody. A veritible Confuscius of online dating. You definitely make the "Pond" worth coming to. I know I love you, now. The biggest kisses are being mentally transmitted your way, baby!!! | |
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Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 103 | |
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Posted: 7/4/2005 11:39:30 AM | OMG - Woody as always you made me pee myself laughing!!!! You are so dead on and to all of those men that are a bit disgruntled by this thread - woody happens to be writing from the experience of his girlfriends on pof b*tching to him about exactly those things he mentioned!
Honey - you should considerig writing "She's Just Not That Into You" - LMAO | |
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Posted: 7/4/2005 10:13:15 PM | :) Well, first off, I'm NOT a fan of that book...but needless to say...
Wait until I try the women's guide to online dating...THEN we can start putting the parts together and have a...well, a useless online set of posts that have about as much intrinsic value as the paper they were written on, if you get my drift...
But still, it keeps me off the streets... | |
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Posted: 7/4/2005 10:18:38 PM | | woodrow I'm sure you probably know that that book has already been written, sorry just a frequent visitor to Amazon. She's not that into you? You got something better than that, I just know it!!! And if you're looking for an agent let me know.... | |
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Posted: 7/11/2005 8:31:35 PM | :) Well, first off, I'm NOT a fan of that book...but needless to say...
Woodrow,
I am glad to hear someone else isnt a fan of that book.. heres my problem with it, not only does it blanket every guy into, if he does this then ____ and if he doesnt do this then_____ without the understanding that all men are different, some shy, some have other things going on in thier lives, and it may have worked for the author but consider the the following senerio
female: I was reading, "Hes just not into you" and it says if a guy doesnt call you immediatly, hes not interested.. so, he took a few days to get back, therefore forget it, hes not interested, moving on..
Male: I was reading , according to "How to get her into you, and ultimatly into her Victoria's secret , that if I call her immediatly, she will see me as a nice guy, and not a bad guy, and lose respect, so I wont call her but wait a few days..
So niether gets together becuase they have been reading books on how to play games, instead of being themselves, and realizing everyone is different, these books dont work all the time, for every situation, and every person. | |
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Posted: 7/11/2005 8:57:23 PM | | amber Excellent taste!! And written by such a devastating handsome man...hmm....handsome, insightful, in tune, he's got it all going on, doesn't he? | |
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Posted: 7/11/2005 9:05:08 PM | Woody, enthusiastically I read through your post find the promised “do’s.” and was disappointed to find none.
At least not on the first page.
<-- has A.D.D.
I know all about the “do not’s.” I learned from experience.
But where are the do’s? maybe they were in the following 4 pages, which as I mentioned I’m too short on attention to read. Just that same, pure hilarity as always. We expect no less out of you.
If I may, I would like to provide one little nugget of “DO,” for the guys. I’m a little embarrassed to admit this, but I’m so overwhelmed by the phenomenon, I just can’t resist sharing it:
Guys, if you don’t have your own child, go beg borrow or steal one, just long enough to have your picture taken. I think it’s better if it’s NOT your own child. Apparently women want a guy who doesn’t have a child, but at least knows how to hold one.
Last night I put up a picture of myself with my brother’s baby. Today, I have gotten at least 300% more emails then usual. There’s gold in them there babies I tell you. Gold! | |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 7:45:37 AM | ^^you should be praying for a fraction of a percentage of the charm Woody has, dude.
Find any beautiful, intelligent regular from the forums, and ask , she'll tell you she'd do Woody in a heartbeat. 
Listen to the man, heed his advice.,,your loss if you don't. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 9:05:36 AM | myriad Listen to Pandy, dude (I NEVER use that word!!) haha. Seriously, Woody has every woman who's ever seen any of his writing swooning over him. If I were a guy, believe me I'd try to make myself as close a clone of his as I could, course I'd have to go clothes shopping....hahaha
Woody rocks, he's got it ALL going on!! | |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 9:14:24 PM | | myriad What's your problem? Jealousy does not become you. Believe what pandy says she is SOO right, any woman that reads Woody's posts, would give it up for him in a heartbeat. Plus he's incredibly handsome. He's got what most men on this or any other site would die for and that is the admiration and adulation of every woman here. Tough act to follow. I dare to find one woman that's posted to any of this threads that is NOT an admirer. The men even admire him, because he's on the money. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2005 10:45:42 PM | humor aside, the fact alone that there was even an infentisimal reason to address what I believe to be a completely farcial scenario... has me completely dumbfounded.
There really must be some crrepy people out there...
Are there so few of us 'old fashioned' types that actually respect women anymore??
... sending a picture of one's john thomas?? - pure lunacy.
I guess I can't blame some of the ladies I've spoken to for being a little wary to meet me (worried b/c of stories about other peoples online experiences)... mabey the term 'internet dating' is truly obsolete?... to be replaced with: "online conversations"? | |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 4:05:08 PM | myriad
girls don't like emotional guys.
woody
Chicks don’t want you sending them pictures of your willy
Now I'm wondering whose advice to take. Hmmmmm, after careful deliberation, I think I'll listen to woody. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 4:35:51 PM | | ohtheguilt I got a set of rude pictures, naked and a closeup of the equipment. Obviously I didn't open the rest....first time for me though. He didn't have a pic and asked me for my email address, I've done that many times, how else are you supposed to get a pic? It won't prevent me from ever giving a guy my email address again, though. So yes it does happen if you want proof send me your email and I'll be more than glad to forward it to you. No thanks, didn't think so...hahaha All you can do is delete and block and move on. One creep doesn't make all internet males creeps. I don't paint with that wide a brush. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 6:15:15 PM | ^^^I'd work on the basic grammar and sentence structure before I picked on someone else's spelling if I were you. The pot shouldn't be calling the kettle black, and all that...
The advice is good, use it if you are smart, scoff if you aren't so smart.
no skin off my nose. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 6:33:39 PM | pandy I was gonna post a reply, but didn't. Why waste time on something that wouldn't be accepted or understood. Someone who claims to be able to read or understand either me or Woody better than we know ourselves is not worth replying to. Great post and thanks!!
OT: Woody is well respected around these parts, if you check his threads, his words are right on and he has a LARGE female fan base of which I'm proud to be one. It's not a matter of "buying into" anything or kissing face. Woody understands women better than most men do, period. Like it, lump it, that's just a fact. Smart guys like stoneground are sharp enough to see that and take his advice. It's 100% right on the money as to how women think. | |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 2:42:10 AM | I even got a response from a dancing banana email with a 5 word explanation...
~disclaimer~
.....the stunt I have mentioned is highly dangerous.........
never try try at home or without the guidance of an expert | |
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Posted: 8/10/2005 1:31:43 PM | I like Woody and agree with his comments. So it is not just Pandy and Bucsgal. Being the recipient of an unsolicited flesh shot and other various things, i appreciate him for passing on the word to the "fellas" about having a little reservation and f*** it class.  | |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 9:19:59 PM | Wow...go away for a couple weeks and all this comes pouring out...amazing.
First off, thanks to Bucsgirl and Pandy for the lovely words, you two are priceless. Were I to have the power, you'd both have the wind, sun and the seas at your beck and call. Plus, you'd both live closer so we could go for pints sometime.
Stone, cheers mate and good luck with the stones thing for September...
[Paragraph snipped to be nice. /xander]
Gabby and hardly...thanks so much and appreciate the good words...
Oh, and Carri...do not banana. Just don't. Friends don't let friends post and banana. | |
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Posted: 8/15/2005 2:56:08 PM | | Aw woodrow you darling handsome man you!! I've never been compared to a mastercard commercial before, I'm almost teary eyed. Yeah, I can just picture you, me and Pandy going out for pints!! That's be a fun time for sure. I'm not sure what I'd do if I had the power probably make a couple million more just like you so there'd be more happy women in the world. Summer class on reading comprehension....I'm still giggling over that one. The pen is mightier than the sword...haha | |
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