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Posted: 8/15/2005 2:56:08 PM | | Aw woodrow you darling handsome man you!! I've never been compared to a mastercard commercial before, I'm almost teary eyed. Yeah, I can just picture you, me and Pandy going out for pints!! That's be a fun time for sure. I'm not sure what I'd do if I had the power probably make a couple million more just like you so there'd be more happy women in the world. Summer class on reading comprehension....I'm still giggling over that one. The pen is mightier than the sword...haha | |
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Posted: 8/18/2005 7:00:56 PM | no therapy needed. rather have the original but in desperation was willing to settle for a spinoff. all the best to you woody!  | |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 10:31:12 AM | | woodrow I'm sure we'd have a great time. Okay, maybe a few hundred thousand?? Gotta remember it's a big world out there, so they could be shipped all over...ah well. It was just an idea or maybe a wish *sigh*. Let's just say there's lots of women that would be delighted to meet a man like you. That's just a fact. | |
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Joined: 2/2/2005
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Posted: 8/20/2005 11:43:52 PM | Just going by what I've heard from ladies on this site - this should be required reading for all males who want to join!
Entertaining to read, but unfortunately it seems there are a lot of guys who should learn to live by this! | |
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Posted: 8/21/2005 12:48:19 PM | Woody, Im impressed.
My all time favorite is when a guy asks, in the first email or IM he sends you:
:Do you like oral?" I say sure, "I will watch why you suck some guy off."
If you plan to start an opening like that, be prepared for a smartassed comeback hehe. | |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 12:05:57 PM |
I keep them so that every time someone sends me an unsolicited crotch shot, I can reply in kind ....and always with one larger than what I received.
Pandy--you and Woodrow are my heroes! lol | |
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Posted: 9/18/2005 8:57:05 PM | Oh my God that is so perfect!! So great of you to finally stand up and say that crap. I hate the first thing a guy says is...God you are sex as hell...want to hang out. Yeah that screams...God I want to sleep with you and then never call you again...LOL.
Just everything you wrote was perfect! You go boy!!  | |
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Posted: 11/21/2005 4:36:10 PM | You’re intellegent…think of something ELSE to talk about.
Great rules! There was one little type-o that I thought was interesteng. | |
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Posted: 11/21/2005 4:37:13 PM | "You’re intellegent…think of something ELSE to talk about."
Great rules! There was one little type-o that I thought was interesteng. | |
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Posted: 11/25/2005 10:05:10 PM | Goodrules I totally agree!!!!! I am not even looking for a guy and I get pictures of his "lil" friend. And as for the grammer thing is is not just the "z" instead of "s" I am so tired of seeing "hi, how r u?" n (lol, had to do that) stuff like that!!!! LEARN to spell!!! It will not take you much longer to type in a few more letters!!!! Like everyone makes typos and that but that kind of stuff is just being LAZY!!!!!! 
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Posted: 11/30/2005 10:07:45 PM | I hope you were intelligent enough to see I was pointing out the wrong spelling of intelligent. It is important to spell that correctly. Especially if you are pointing it out in your pointers.
Hollyberry - you are a hoot! I read the profiles from Canada and realize that there are some really great people up there. Maybe someday I'll become Canadian? | |
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Joined: 11/12/2005
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Posted: 12/20/2005 2:01:28 PM | I read a profile of a girl near me the other day and thought to myself 'wow she seems like a great girl! If only she didn't write the whole damned profile with 'z's' and capital letters...'. | |
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Joined: 11/20/2004
Msg: 145 | |
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Posted: 12/28/2005 6:46:10 AM | Thanks for that first post Woodrow! Very funny! 
It's very worrying that some people actually need some of the advice you are giving out there! But hilarious nonetheless. And I hope for their sake, they take the advice! | |
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Posted: 12/28/2005 9:40:56 PM | | Just read your rules and have to say I loved it. Snet it to some of the girls I know and they thought it was great. I think they are planning on using them as criteria in their profiles. | |
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Posted: 12/28/2005 10:26:01 PM |
Woody, have I told you lately that I love you ?
I hope they won't mock you in Current Events for fraternizing with the Sex and Dating people
Be warned fellas....I have a small cache of the aforementioned willie pictures that I saved to my hard drive.
Why, you ask?... Because I love them and collect them? NO. I keep them so that every time someone sends me an unsolicited crotch shot, I can reply in kind ....and always with one larger than what I received.
omg... you are EVIL! *laughs insanely* But GOD is that funny! | |
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