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 CaptainNoPants

Joined: 4/27/2009
Msg: 26
Good, Bad, Ugly?
Posted: 5/28/2009 7:34:49 PM
I don't even know HOW to argue with that let alone WHY I would. It'd be like trying to convince a brick wall that it's made of wood.

So, instead, I'm going to be rude and say something about saying nothing.

More importantly, I don't want to derail this thread with theology.
 xvermonter©

Joined: 9/17/2008
Msg: 27
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Posted: 5/28/2009 7:58:22 PM
You're tall, you're dark, you're a Libra - You're GOLDEN!

The xvermonter once had a relationship with a guy just like you, back in the day. It was a wild ride but one I will remember forever. It will take a very unique woman to handle you and understand you, but she is out there. The xvermonter gets it but, alas, it's 30 years too late.

My favorite line in your profile:

If you are female, and a robot, please message me.

Reminds me of the '80s video, "She's A Beauty" by the Tubes (or Rosie on the Jetsons)
 CaptainNoPants

Joined: 4/27/2009
Msg: 28
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Posted: 5/28/2009 8:16:24 PM
Glad to know there's at least one meat-based human out there that gets it.

Sadly, I have not found said woman yet. More importantly, women my age seem to not want me.

At least, that's been MY experience.
 Stray__Cat

Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 29
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Posted: 5/28/2009 8:38:57 PM
So you're a Libra Buddhist that likes Frank Zappa.
deja vu.
I swear it's like my younger self jumped a time dimension to haunt me.

No advice offered.
Cus you wouldn't listen.
(I never did).

But basically you're rare seeking rare.
The odds of that happening are ...well...
rare.

Great ad.
Funny as hell.
Perhaps open yourself up to the possibility of moseying up to a more mundane girl.
and being just a bit more mundane to attract her.

but if not....

Stay true to your course.
And onward thru the fog.
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