| | the poet in youPage 4 of 7 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) | Oh Jen Jen Jen,
Please tell me when,
You will bake,
Me a cake,
So MOIST!!!!!! | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/9/2009 6:07:23 AM | i had a dream about brown eyed gal
she was all dressed up in satin and lace
my willy went hard and my heart started to race
then i woke up
the cat was sitting on my face...meow.... | |
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~im40~
| | Joined: 4/16/2009
Msg: 78 | |
| the poet in you
Posted: 5/9/2009 6:07:50 AM | Sandbagger, Sandbagger, where have you been
to ole Harry rocks, where the grass is so green,
You can`t say that word
I bakecakes thinks absurd,
She`ll slap your face with squirty cream.
^^^^^^^^^CHOPPER!!! pmsl! | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 6:35:21 AM | I'd make you MOIST oh Im40,
Shout out in a voice both wanton and rorty,
See your eyes open wide in craven delight,
Make you greedy and wanton and lustful in plight,
And I wouldn't need in your knick knacks to rifle,
Nope I'd just get you a big Tesco's trifle. | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/9/2009 8:10:41 AM | Now Chopper doesn't mince with words,
He knows what he likes when it comes to birds,
I do confess to having a fondness for bikes,
It's much better than taking a hike,
And a ride on his speedy and reliable Chopper
Would no doubt be a real heart stopper.  | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/9/2009 8:19:07 AM | Enter Sandman, a Metallica great
He's no Bilbo Baggins, That Mr Sandbagger,
more like a carpet bagger and he's a mate | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 5:47:26 PM | KATH.
Although somewhat late.
I must confess, I think Kath is great.
If anyone should ask me why ?
Then this would be my swift reply.
Its the reach in her arms ,
The depth of her charms.
Its the sunshine in her smile.
Her own unique , individual, style.
Its her soft dulcet tones & Midlands spiel.
Its the way she makes you feel.
Her humour and wit are simply the best.
A warm caring nature with which she is blessed.
Its her all round good taste.
Her angelic  heavenly face.
Its in her soft youthful skin.
She's beautiful , both outside and in.
Its her sparkly brown eyes.
Words spoken....so wise.
Its in her feminine allure.
She's all that and more.
A heart without measure
A goldmine to treasure.
I'm all the richer for the pleasure.
She brings as a friend.
Respect and admiration , to thee , I do send.
JCL1.
Any chance of a sh*g Kath ? 
I can't believe I've just said that.... I do apologise   | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 5:52:51 PM | Ahhhh... Springtime in Cambridge...
On the bridge stood the old Duke of Buckingham
Thinking of tits and of sucking them
While down in the punts
were the randy young c*nts
and all the young men that were f*cking them. | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/9/2009 6:16:05 PM | There was a young fellow named Lancelot,
Whom his neighbours looked on aghast a lot.
Whenever he'd pass,
A fit looking lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot.
A dentist , young Doctor Malone.
Got a darling girl patient alone.
And in his depravity,
He filled the wrong cavity
Just see how his practice has grown.
To this girl , the touch of a male meant,
An emotional cardiac ailment
An acuteness of breath,
Caused her untimely death.
In the cause of erotic impalement.
Fifty Dollars . Mssg 95.
JCl1 I insist you write me a laudatory ode like the one you wrote for Kath.
Because I'm lousy at self promotion and I could do with you making me look good after the insulting poem private dancer wrote about me having greasy hair and a face that would curdle milk
I don't think you need me to make you look good Sir. Besides which , I would look rather gay if I were to pen you a poem. 50 pence and consider it done. Everyone has their price . I'm quite cheap. LMAO....
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Posted: 5/9/2009 7:40:38 PM | Er 50, see my original post page 1 in the edit after your DARE  "go on JATS I dare you, do me" er I did;
Fifty Dollars the Maidstone Plumber
but watch out 'cus this ones not dumber
he likes things fast and will flash you his cash
and you have to be tall to get him at all
but I think its too late, he's hooked up for the summer.
How many do you want? You'll have as many as Paulinemab soon!
And I'm not Gay,  this banana is gay, your gay, rugby is gay, the queen is gay! | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/9/2009 8:54:12 PM | Jats 99 , hails from Middlewich - Cheshire...
He loves the outdoors and the fresh air.
I've heard it said
That he's a closet RED
And Christian Ronaldo's his favourite player !
Fifty $ Dollars is quite a buck.
Its a mystery he's single & here stuck.
To me its alarming
How a man so charming
All these women can afford to overlook. | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 2:19:10 AM | a young man jcl1 sequel
liked to cover the ladies in treacle
then he met ibakecakes
she said "i`ll smear you with the cakes i bakes
i suppose that`ll make us both equal! | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 3:11:47 AM | The most modest of men : Rum n coke
Who proclaims he's the ugliest bloke
His face so obscene
It cannot be seen
Until darkness descends on [London]the smoke...
Nothing personal by the way 'fella . I'm just going off what you say in your profile.  | |
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Posted: 5/10/2009 8:02:28 AM | Johny Come Lately,you know he's not the new kid in town,
But reading his ramblings can lift one from feeling down.
He hails from the great Manchester Metropolis,
And is also know as 'Mr Odopolopidis',
Three cheers for POF's very own clown! | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 8:45:56 AM | this lady is known as the cats pjs
her beauty has me in a haze
but i`m easy to please
most cats have fleas
and very perculiar ways! | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 10:21:11 AM | He is known as rum 'n coke
and he prefers to dance alone
beware of dark alleys cos he might give you a poke
but he's sounds quite nice, so why not give him a phone? | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 10:26:24 AM | There's a man, says he's such an ugly bloke,
That at the freak show he'd make you baulk,
But you know, he should really visit Specsavers,
'Cause in reality he's the double of Nigel Havers,
So c'mon, show yer face Rum 'n' Coke!!
^^^ sorry brown eyed gal, was so busy thinking about R n C that I missed that you'd posted! | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 12:15:01 PM | brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnnnnnnnng brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrringggggggg
Here the schoool bell ring
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnggggggggggggggg brinnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
the sound from the school yard it doth us bring. | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 12:31:51 PM | there once was a guy called cheeky
oh four three he looked sneaky
he worked in sales
and drank lots of ales
and staggered round town looking peeky | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 1:13:19 PM | There once was a lady called Jaqi
Who said get to the gym you slacky
If you eat all those pies
And extra large fries
Your love life will definitely be lacky
POF does not recognise a five line limerick from someone on the naughty step  | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 1:45:26 PM |      
I love it
messages this short blah blah blah blah blah blah | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 2:12:45 PM | This leggy brunette name of Jacqueline
Has the best pins , that I've ever seen.
I can't believe that she's 50
With a figure so shapely & nifty
For her to be single , to me, seems obscene. | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 2:28:22 PM | The jester known as JCL1 Sequel
should be feathered and covered in treacle
but he does make me laugh, whilst having a half
and in love and hate sometimes it's all equal. | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 2:49:56 PM | Shallow, overbearing or benign?
To some in these forums that's fine.
You've been here for some time,
Does that allow you to shine?
In some circles yes, but not mine. | |
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| the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 2:50:01 PM | He's the secret cousin of Batfink,
But with looser morals, he's Slutfink,
Instead of wings of steel,
It's his ab's you must feel,
mmm, nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
(Oh bugger! too slow again!) | |
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