| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/10/2009 10:34:42 PM | Wow! These are some of the most insiteful and humorous replys! Keep in mind when having casual and meaningless sexual encounters a good sense of humor and a slightly abnormally high sex drive is an asset.
I would say forget about breakfast. Wake her up with a rigorous and sensual "bone rattling"...I have found that a woman responds even better if she wakes up to a furious flicking tongue between her legs. Get over it guys if you expect her to be excited about swallowing your jiz it couldn't taste that bad.
I also suggest not letting her see you wipe your penis off on her curtains or wake up her husband when getting your wife or girlfriend awake. Sex with your partner in their foyer, driveway or hotel parking lot can also add to the experience.
I agree with the person who suggested documenting it om your camera phone and if the husband/boyfriend is already awake be sure and leave some pics on her camera phone too.
I also think it is important to make it a classy experience too.. your options are to leave a dry cleaning coupon for the curtains or invite them over for dinner later and be sure to also extend the invitation to include her sister, daughter, best girlfriend, mother, husbands secretary or female hitch hiker or any combination.
In the event the one night stand occurs on a Friday evening then I suggest reapeating all of the above, not neccesarily with the same folks.
Unfortunately often the above conditions do not always occur but never demand breakfast and never...never get caught wiping your penis off on the curtains | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/11/2009 3:26:41 AM | Sure-fire way of ensuring it's a one-night stand:
Wake him up to show him the cute wedding invitations you have in mind for the big day..... | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/11/2009 3:50:43 AM | I've never had one, but from friends experiences they usually just leave straight away, sometimes before the other person has woken up! One girl couldn't find the door key as she sneeked out so had to go in the kitchen and ask his parents who were with the grandparents having a cup of tea.. hehe..
I don't know if you have this in the US, but in the UK we have the 'walk of shame'.. when you go to work on a morning, you see girls (they are more obvious) all bedraggled in last nights clothes, hair all matted, makeup everywhere, hungover and sweaty... and you know they've just woken up somewhere they didn't plan to and made a quick escape!  | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/11/2009 3:51:57 AM | i don't make it a habit of one night stands, so i really don't have any real good morning after advice -prevention is the best way to avoid the whole morning remorse situation.
probibly the best thing to do is eyeball the situation to see just how bad you ****ed up | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/11/2009 8:29:07 AM | If it's casual and meaningless, why is he still in the bed with me?
Nah...I'd prefer he left or I'd leave immediately after the casual and meaningless sex took place.
After all, it is casual and meaningless...are there feelings that need to be considered here? The two don't correlate. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/11/2009 9:00:44 AM | The dynamics change depending of where you happen to be. If you are at HER PLACE:
Watch out for roommates, they may be friendly, hostile or not to happy of all the noise you made the night before. Also realize that if they are single, it may be their bed where you will be next week.
Do not expect breakfast. This has become more of a guy thing where we make them breakfast. Do not look guilty or ashamed, or anything. Do try to remember her name. Play it cool and try to take a shower, she may join you. Then leave.
AT HIS PLACE:
And since I am the guy, that means my place. If she is at your place, she was brave enough to trust you and she really wants something memorable, so when you get your morning woody, put it to good use. She will love it. After that go back to sleep, then get up and cook breakfast. When she gets up, she will have this look of "whow" and "what did I do last night" and guilt. Don't feed into that, enjoy the breakfast. If she gathers her stuff an leaves, find. If she gathers all her belonging you will never see her again. If she marks her territory by leaving her undies, or a bra, or some scarf, she wants to see you again. Now if she wants to take a shower, she wants to be by herself, unless she asks you to join her. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/11/2009 11:53:16 AM | I would chew off any limbs that I had to, to get away
then I get the hell out of there!!
(well thats what I would do If I actually had a one night stand)  | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/11/2009 12:41:50 PM | | I think the answer to that question is another question. How good was the sex? I mean if it was great sex wouldn't you want to do it again. And BTW, if you can't remember how good it was, you definitely want t have morning sex. Then you'll know if you want to exchange info. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/11/2009 1:06:17 PM |
I don't know if you have this in the US, but in the UK we have the 'walk of shame'.. when you go to work on a morning, you see girls (they are more obvious) all bedraggled in last nights clothes, hair all matted, makeup everywhere, hungover and sweaty... and you know they've just woken up somewhere they didn't plan to and made a quick escape
I go to a regular breakfast place on sunday mornings...
It's funny to see the girls wearing last nights outfit, , bad case of bedhead hair, smeared makeup and shoes... fiddling with her breakfast, sitting with a guy in who is dressed casual like sweats and running shoes... He's chowing down and looking happy and she looks like she can't decide whether to cry, throw up or run out the door ....
It's even funnier when I've run into girls I know from the bar... and they're totally embarrassed... | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 5/11/2009 7:17:01 PM | lol Beth you are so funny! I don't know his actual address but I can't forget his darn security code!
Exhausting! | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 6/28/2009 11:05:07 PM | Poke him on the shoulder with your index finger and ask him if he can help you locate your ovary you dropped while stumbling in his bedroom, drunk, trying to rip your clothes off in the heat of the moment! lol | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 6/29/2009 8:08:24 PM | I always offer breakfast, and ask if there is a chance in seeing each other again in a polite manner.
at least I found one gentlemanly advice,
thanks,
well, how do you know before .... that's would be one stand or 5-10 stands nights or may be love , marriage?You can kill me, but I never would be in the bed with those male, even don't knowing his name, his personality...???????? | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 6/29/2009 11:36:30 PM | Here is a tip for a one night stand: if you have been drinking heavily the night before do yourself a favour and do not look at the girl face to face the next day, trust me.
-Mike | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 6/30/2009 12:26:02 AM | | Depends, if its a one night stand with someone you know then just nudge em in the morning while getting dressed and say "gotta get going here" or if your in the mood ask them if they wanna go get some breakfast. If it was a one night stand with a complete stranger then just get dressed and go no big deal to you or the one still in bed. Good or bad it was what it was. (and really if u want a number you ask, thats usually what people do when they want something, not hard,) | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/23/2009 9:08:24 PM | | Well in most situations, Iwould probably be gone before she even wakes up. By then I could care less what she does, or how she behaves for that matter. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/23/2009 9:13:29 PM | Sleeping beside the one night stander?
Yeah, that would never happen for me. I wouldn't stick around a whole night afterwards.
I think the two should just not talk and go their separate ways unless they plan on making it a regular thing. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/23/2009 9:24:58 PM | If the sex was good, I'll offer them breakfast, naked, and then go for another round...I mean, hey, why waste a good thing when it's right there in front of you?
If the sex was bad, they don't get to stay the night, I'll make sure they're gone before daylight...I really don't want a second round if the first fizzled. Buh-bye.
Beth | |
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