| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/23/2009 9:33:10 PM | | I don't know..I never let my 'one night stands' stay or I left..just the way it was. I don't really do those anymore..fairly pointless and emtpy imo. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/23/2009 9:40:27 PM | It's called a one-night stand for good reason. This is no "morning of ... ". Leave as soon as you're done.  Breakfast is not included.  | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/23/2009 10:37:32 PM | A couple of good rules of thumb;
During the one night stand, never demand, "say my name", your partner may have forgotten it, or never knew it.
Never, never let a stranger tie you up, duh.
Never attempt a one night stand with someone who is emotionally attracted to you. They may not be able to separate their feelings. You may find yourself living with your one night stand almost immediately, a few years later getting married, and living happily ever after. Yeah, that was really lucky! | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/23/2009 11:06:12 PM | "walk of shame"
Perhaps there is a difference between men and women (or Brits and Yanks). If I see a guy who walks like John Wayne without a horse because he is sore from a good night, I want to high-five him. There was a time I visited a particular 24-hour Starbucks between sex and work. I was exhausted, but I could see the congratulating glances from my fellow buddies. It's only a shame when you get none. BTW, I could always spot UK women in a hotel abroad by the rugburned elbows. They were the only ones to wear short sleeves the day after. Shame? Don't think so.
As for the OP, my best friend says he would drop a #2 in the toilet bowl and not flush, then leave before she wakes up. To this day I am not sure whether he was joking... | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/24/2009 9:11:12 AM | | I don't belive in one night stands. Sex gets better as you grow and get to know someone. I feel sorry for people who have encounters this way because they apparently have NO self respect or esteme at all. Although nothing wrong with a quicky with a partner. One night stands are also imature in my book. JMO | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/24/2009 10:51:48 AM |
I don't belive in one night stands. Sex gets better as you grow and get to know someone. I feel sorry for people who have encounters this way because they apparently have NO self respect or esteme at all. Although nothing wrong with a quicky with a partner. One night stands are also imature in my book. JMO
Someone asked about the proper behaviour the morning after casual sex, not whether you think it's morally acceptable or not. Yes it's just your opinion, but it wasn't asked for and contributed nothing to the discussion, so maybe next time just keep it to yourself. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/25/2009 3:34:44 AM | Proper behavior the next morning is to make sure she cooks your eggs properly.  Actually, it depends whether there's mutual chemistry between you. I don't do one night stands anymore since the aids scare started in the early 80's. I'm only intimate after going out with the lady a few times these days. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/25/2009 9:10:31 AM | Don't stay until morning duh.
If you are in doubt about a guy make sure stuff happens at his house not yours so you can leave when you want. Preferably have sex on the kitchen counter lol. The front door is closer lol. (it's a cruel cruel world lol) | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/25/2009 11:30:25 AM | How should the two sides behave in the morning of the one night stand with sex....
Should they just separate as soon as possible they wake up or eat breakfast and give a ride if she(he) was not driving?
Should they exchange phone numbers or any other information?
One night stands would never work for me.......examples above are enough to discourage me.......but there are many more - just can't sleep with them all. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/25/2009 12:35:54 PM | The stupidest shit to do is screw someone you just met and not even have telephone numbers, no knowledge of what their last name is and more importantly, their HIV STATUS!!!
They shouldn't even be contemplating something so stupid. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/25/2009 5:29:22 PM | | Long AfterDark...You hiding behind your private image? Give us church ladies a look so we can see what we are up against.MChurch...haha.. I would reverse that list.I like my eggs poached. | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/26/2009 2:37:44 AM |
Interesting. Breakfast is usually in order and go from there... Who knows after that...
Reminds me of the old joke about the bloke who attempts to pick up a woman with the dreadful, cheesy line: 'How would you like your eggs in the morning?'
She then cuts his legs out from under him with the reply: 'Unfertilised thanks very much!' lol | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/26/2009 3:42:04 AM | If your clueless about one night stands, maybe you should start thinking with your BRAIN and not your DICK
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/26/2009 9:53:53 AM | WARNING!!
THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY CAUSE YOU TO ROLL OVER IN THE MORNING AND SEE SOMETHING REALLY SCARY!!!! | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/26/2009 10:58:47 AM | | if at her house take a shower and walk out, if his house take a shower together then before she leaves drag her back to bed and have sex again, if at a hotel, wake up before her, pay and leave ! | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/26/2009 10:55:35 PM | Great tutorial video for getting rid of a one night stand---for the ladies.
http://www.break.com/index/hot-blonde-gets-rid-of-one-night-stand_1.html | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/27/2009 2:18:04 AM | | This thread reminds me of when the girl says to Rodney Dangerfield "I don't believe in casual sex" Rodney says, "Okay, then I'll keep my tie on!" | |
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| The morning of the one-night stand
Posted: 10/27/2009 3:28:37 AM | I have never had a one night stand ...on purpose that is.. I have had sex with women who there was no romantic interest .. If I am attracted enough to you to take you to bed ... I most likely will call you for a repeat ....If I say I will call I will call
I had a one night stand with a woman one time ..the next morning I asked for her number she gave me a number ...but it was not hers .. I called ...a few weeks later I ran into her again and ask her if I was so bad that she blew me off by giving me a false number ...she said no I was good but she thought I was asking for her number just to be nice ..I asked her how would she ever know if she gave me a false number ... she said guys just do that ..I said women are just dumb for thinking all guys are the same.... I think she agreed ..we went back to the same hotel that night ...the next morning I got the real number ... we were together for over a year ..however it was mainly a sexual relationship for both of us ...but GOD what sex .... we are still friends
If I ask for a number ..I will call ... I dont understand the term just sex... If I am attracted to you ..I want to get to know you as well as have sex with you ....dont mean I want to move in with you but ... One just night wont be my choice .. unless you prove to be a raving maniac ..or when I wake up you are looking in catalogs for wedding dresses | |
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