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Posted: 5/22/2009 9:14:09 PM |
Grown men wearing tighty whiteys.
Seriously' Lots of guys can't wear colored underwear . It can cause "serious" problems down there. I'm one of them. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 9:25:02 PM | Hi! I am a girl and will share what I don't like on a girl. Just a little something different on this Friday night.
-girls with fake finger nails and TOENAILS.
-skunk hair (black and blond) on asians.
-overexposure of skin
-hair that is too long and full of split ends. sorry, but cinderella didn't have this. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 10:56:53 PM | Don't like men with :
1.dirty/too long fingernails/toenails
2.leather pants
3. full beards (neatly trimmed goatee is nice)
4. baggy pants
5. bad breath | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 12:56:21 AM | Pet peeves:
When you see a couple walking together and HE is walking 10 steps ahead of her wherever they go.
Having to go for a pee really really bad and the darn seat is up! Agh!
Bad teeth, bad breath, bad oral hygiene | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 1:08:08 AM | the thing that makes me go "errrr" is when a woman (maybe a little chavvy, maybe a little overweight) crouches down to do something, and her thong band raises half way up her back- just.. yuck.
Red or purple hair on a middle aged woman who is otherwise dressed "normally."
And for some reason, tie up long lace round the ankle shoes on women old enough to know better.
And finally- EATING OFF THE KNIFE= AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 1:09:28 AM | Alright I am very low maintenece but here it goes...
1)Nails and feet always match(polish I mean but sometimes I do have left feet when it comes to dancing)
2)I shave ....Try and find out if the my hair color matches the ummm ...gee what can I say here about that seeing as a shave ....ANYWAY....
3)I never wear stockings....bare skin all the way.UNLESS.....insert pervie comment yourself .I will agree with it ...lol
4)I do bite mine the very odd time.Other wise I paint them as I keep them short.I have gone the fakde nail way and well I like them.Right now my nails are short and ALL MINE...I have been toe nail biting free for a year thank you very much.That support group helped me through some very tough times.
5)My freinds call me Monica(from Friends).Move something in my house and I will know damn it.Fold my towels the wrong way and I will have to give you another class on MY WAY of doing things....
Not sure if this helps but I have the damn hiccups and am really PO,ed because of it...... | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 1:17:28 AM | Things that disturb me about men
-Living with mum over the age of 25
-Comb-overs
-Bad teeth
-When they lean WAYYYY too close into you
-Socks and sandals (a perennial no-no!!)
-Pants hanging off the derriere (mainly seen in young males I know but I loathe it!!)
-Ball-scratching anywhere other than an empty room
Some things about women disturb me too
-Muffin-tops
-Visible G strings
- Fake nails with pictures on them
-Women wearing the latest 'harem pants' look... ffs!! Its GROSS!!!
-Gladiator sandals; they make the leggiest supermodel look dumpy.
-Handbags big enough to camp in
That'll do for now!! God I'm shallow  | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 1:27:26 AM | OP: "If they bite their fingernails and get fake ones, and bite their toenails but DON'T get fake ones?"
I'll be honest, if she's flexible enough to bite her own toenails, I'm not too worried what they look like! | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 4:19:19 AM | Men that wear ball-caps sideways.....
Bad breath
Hair on their neck
One eye brow
Greasy long hair
Long gray hair that is thinning pulled into a pony tail
Stomach hanging over their pants
Men that take steroid's.....to bulk up in that funny way their arms are Hugh like a monkey and they have little skinny legs, boobs bigger than mine.....and it shrinks other things.
Men that use the word sensual.....I know for myself that is a killer line. It kills the mood and everything with it.
Men that kiss with spit...
Having a extremely hugh belly walking around without a shirt. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 4:50:12 AM | I have lost two pounds from laughing so hard while reading this thread!
And, it is EDUCATIONAL! I did not really know the ball cap thing was so important!
One overlooked man issue was that while many women commented on huge stomach areas, no one mentioned MAN BOOBS. When I see a guy jogging with no shirt and man boobs, it makes me convulse in disgust. Just.....wear a shirt....please.
With women, I really get grossed out with anything to do with permanent make-up.
YUCK!
Why do women pluck their eyebrows and then draw fake ones?
YUCK!
I also get turned off when women wear those flowery smock things.....in general, any clothes with flower patterns.
But what turns me ON is women wearing men's whitey tighties! (Note...not really, ok?) | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 4:55:14 AM | Men who don't cut their finger nails.... Why? Unless you are a guitarist you have no excuse!
Women who wear far too much make-up, like it's been put on with a trowl, shouldn't make-up look subtle?
Dirty fingers nails on both men and women, just wrong!
Yellow fingers from smoking!
Having a row of condemed house's as teeth, which usually results on bad breathe also!
Trousers that are too short..... Why do they call it "cat's dead" anyway?
Smelly, unwashed clothes
I'm sure there are a whole lot more, but that is all I can think of for the moment.
This thread sure made me | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 4:55:53 AM |
The curtains matching the carpet is more important.
Not important! I like my women like I like my hardwood floors, bare and waxed!
Having to go for a pee really really bad and the darn seat is up! Agh!
God forbid! What do you do when the lid is down too? It's just a toilet! Surely you learned how to work the parts of it when you were a kid! | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 5:10:25 AM | Some people can't color coordinate.
Happens.
Personally,I can't stand chipped fingernail or toenail polish.
It really looks low-class,IMHO. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 5:22:33 AM | Here I thought OP was kidding when he said in another thread he would start one on this topic! LOL
I sometimes go same color on toes and fingers, but this week went with two colors. I like my toe nail color to be dark, at all the times(either blood red, or eggplant purple)....but in spring/summer I like lighter colors for my hands...so they dont match in warmer weather. The reason for a darker color on the toes at all times is I dont require a pedicure more than once a month, yet the color may chip before Im ready...so Ill add a layer of the color to get me by, and dark works better for this. I find I cannot cheat with a lighter color, and will have to do the whole job from scratch if I wear a light color on my toes. (I do my own since I took cosmo and cant pay for something I am trained to do myself)
I never wear fake nails, as mine are naturally hard as rocks and grow like weeds. I keep then just long enough to peak over my finger tips, and more squared than pointy. I used to wear them longer, but in recent years I have enjoyed them being shorter. Still feminine, but more practical. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 5:40:22 AM |
Caps worn side ways or backwards by anyone over the age of 20 and that's pushing it.
Baseball caps are the devil. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 5:50:06 AM | Number one on my list is the habit some women have of wearing sheer nylons over their hairy legs. Their legs look like the lint trap on my washer's discharge hose!
-Some fake nails are done well but the worst is when they are applied too thick, like the woman has sheets of plywood on her fingertips.
-Panties that are, essentially, fitted sheets with leg holes.
-Women tottering in high heels. I'll take you shorter if you can walk normally.
-Skunk stripes (gray roots showing through dyed black hair).
-Emphatic - downright competitive - gum chewing.
-Size 10 feet hanging out of size 8 open-back shoes.
-Seeing a woman's toes jammed through a tiny window in her open-toed shoes - it reminds me of those Play-Doh extrusion kits.
-Homes decorated with unicorns, angels, fairies, or stuffed animals (one per room limit).
-Foot-long chin hairs. Gaaaaah!
And for all humans: People who must have their coffee must have mints or must not talk to me from inside a distance of four feet. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 6:01:36 AM | Young men with pants big enough where they have to walk like they just shaat their pants, or have to hold them up so they don't fall.
Socks with sandals...there should be a law against that.
If a guys long toenails threaten to shred my sheets...sorry you ain't going there.
On women:
Spray on tans.... ladies you should not look like a orange, it is not a natural color on you.
Tanning to the point where the woman looks like a saddlebag with eyes.
My all time favorite though... the painted on arched eyebrows that gives the woman the eternal look of utter surprise. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 11:00:02 AM | There is one other thing i should have added to my previous post. This is POF. So may as well add a POF peeve.
Women who will say things in there profiles or on there head line then get mad when a man says something about it. Example
(Head line) (I've seen this one several times) "Lets make love all night"
(In the about me part of there profile) "If all you want is a booty call I'm not it" DUH !! Women and there contradictions.
Usually when i see this if i write them at all i usually say'
"I have no problem making love all night long. But i would like to get to know you first". It usually seems to piss them off. But they always say the same thing' "Say something that lets me know you read my profile" When there profile consist of this and not much else what can you say?  | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 11:22:47 AM |
Having to go for a pee really really bad and the darn seat is up! Agh!
Would you prefer us to pee with the seat down? Let's see how you like that. :-)
I don't care whether bra and panties match, nor whether they are in the same drawer or different ones. Now when she starts wearing either, that's annoying... | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 12:09:32 PM | If she is not fashion-conscious or immaculate, but still clean and pleasant, I don't care. Some women are a little more plain or dodgy than others, or they may have some bad habits. If they are not disgusting, then it's tolerable.  | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 1:03:49 PM | Every time i leave i think of another POF peeve.
Women who email me saying they like my profile and would like to talk to me.
That's OK in and of it's self. I don't mind it when a woman messages me. But what i do mind is when conversing with the person who said they wanted to talk to me turns into me trying to pull every bit of information out of the person. Getting the person to talk is like pulling teeth without nothing to numb your gum's. Painful. | |
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