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Posted: 5/23/2009 1:32:54 PM | i'm willing to forget any weird style compulses she has -(once i've seen her naked!)
if a woman is hot! -she can get away with nearly any peculiar fashion faux.
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Posted: 5/23/2009 10:46:31 PM | | I'm not that picky or perfectionistic, Damon. As long as what's underneath is hot and sexy, I could care less if her nails don't match up, etc. Hopefully, she'll exercise some semblance of taste in her hygiene and wardrobe, but...whatever makes her happy. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 11:04:23 PM | Well, I'm not that picky or perfectionistic, either. But knowing that some us us are has provided me a pretty strong impetus for this thread, lol...
I am blessed to share the best of times with a truly beautiful woman who takes care of her hands and feet au natural- she's one of the lucky ones with good skeletal structure, nice nail formation... Okay- I'll quit. But seriously, She gets up and dresses to the nines to go to her accounting office, comes home and jumps into her denim shorts and a Harley shirt, pops that blonde hair into a cute ponytail... And I must say that she simply can do no wrong! Sexxaayyyyyy!!!
I've read some of the other threads that address the "Ewwww Factor" and these things always seem to produce laughs and fun here amongst we'uns in the Fishpond...
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Posted: 5/23/2009 11:08:06 PM | LOL.... was wondering when someone would focus on just how flexable one would have to be to be able to actually put her foot in her mouth to bite her toe nails.
things that bother me about men:
a 50 yr old man that still thinks, "I think your hot" is the perfect opening line!!!
Gentlemen, if you turely believe that you can't possible think you are the first one to tell us that!!!! | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 11:19:23 PM | I don't know why, but the guys who still wear the Members Only jackets from the 80's...or those shiny silk jackets with racing/other logos on them
Tighty whiteys
Speedo bathing suits!!
Uni-brows
Messy car (he has to move the trash off the seat so you can sit down!)
A belt buckle so big I could use it as a gladiator shield | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 12:59:26 AM | Love this thread. When I read the first post, all I could think of was butt crack showing and chewing toenails at all. Now I have a whole new list of things I don't like.
Shorts on either sex that expose too much.
Pepto Dismal Pink stretch pants on any but the very young. Always expect to see a curly pig tail coming out the back.
Green teeth
Anyone that says "Pull my finger"
Baseball caps. Rarely attractive
Comb overs. Don't even THINK about trying to hide it under a baseball cap. We still know. Same for those little pancake hats. Automatically think "bald spot" especially if you are driving a tiny spots car.
Dreadlocks with weeds in them. Especially if the weeds are still growing.
More than 25 studs...in the face. Guy had more metal in his face than there is in my car!
After that one post, I also had to see if I was still flexible enough to chew my toenails, should I ever become insane enough to want to. I am. Learn something new every day.
I too want to know why women pluck their eyebrows then draw them in. I've been wondering that ever since I was a child and was traumatized by a friend's grandmother. Especially when they draw them in a different color than their hair. Just creepy. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 1:44:53 AM | | It has to be the stomach inside of the pant's. You know, when the top of the pants can almost reach the breast. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 5:32:16 AM | Your lady paints her nails, and the toes don't match the fingers?
^^ Depends ~ what are her finger and toe nails *feeling* that day? Fingers could be feeling natural while the toes are feeling a bit *sassy* pink!
If the brunette blinds don't match the blonde decor?
^^ Thank goodness for high/low lights. A bit of *creativity* never hurt anyone!
If they bite their fingernails and get fake ones, and bite their toenails but DON'T get fake ones?
^^ I can think of a zillion other things to bite than my nails.. eww, just eww!
Things that match or mate so poorly that they are just plain painful to endure, like some of that 70's-80's wallpaper...
^^ I thought wallpaper, paneling, shag rugs and avocado hue appliances were banned indefinitely! It's wrong - so, so wrong!  | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 5:44:17 AM | Men who..
- wear muscle shirts three times to small for their real body frame.
- expose a hairy chest while sporting a pocket protector.
- wear socks w/sandals.. it's just wrong!
- drive 100K cars and rent.
- are over 40 who don't know what they want to do when they grow up. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 6:55:58 AM | wear socks w/sandals.. it's just wrong!
Monto Bella,
This is done in America as well? For years I’ve been under the misapprehension that only old aged POMS residing in Australia wore this horrible combination.
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Posted: 5/24/2009 12:59:27 PM | I find it disturbing when-
Men wear socks with sandals..
Men take longer to get ready to go out than i do..
Men have soft, uncalloused hands..
MAN-LINER (unless your a musician, then Ill let it pass) | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 5:22:48 PM | | What really disturbed me about the ex wife was that she didnt know how to pluck a chicken. She was culturally deprived. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 6:09:53 PM | ^^^^^^^
Chickens??? LOL
I am not a big fan of:
facial hair
smoking
swearing
tattoos
Oh and I agree with the male poster who hates red lipstick on women. I hate it too. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 6:09:55 PM | Great thread IMO.
Toes and fingers not matching could be problem unless it was a coordinated scheme. Any other than french nails doesn't do much for me anyway.
I don't mind hair color issues. Bottle blonds are fine with me. I've dated bald girls too. Try
No stockings ever. Worst invention of all time. SHOW THOSE STUBBY LEGS.
If the chick can bite her toenails, she might be earning enough brownie points to have that transgression overlooked.
If the chick shops at Ann Taylor very often, you may have to take her shopping as an emergency measure. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 8:40:50 PM |
Men have soft, uncalloused hands..
Irish... Me last name is Farley, and me middle one is Hunter. What would you say if I told you I hauled automobiles and cattle, amongst other things- for some 24 years...? And that while my hands aren't exactly soft(executive-soft) that I keep a self-manicure(Even been known to tote a buffing board if I have to drive one of our limos, lmao...) and could touch you all over without you wincing at a hangnail snagging a tender part? I ride a Harley(American Biker, through and through), work physically in heat and dirt all day, every day(wash that ass, brush those teeth, keep that hygiene) and can still debunk all the myths about man-pigs all day, every day? Hey, I'm no super-stud, but I know what I like whether it's in a nice restaurant or a thermid boudoir... I ain't givin' what I ain't gettin', capiche?
Give and take, and I didn't mean to step in and honk my own horn on my own thread, but there ARE a lot of hard-workin' sexy men who can ante up a dose of clean, hottt class. I never meant to encourage any discount of those folks with whom I work side-by-side, figuratively speaking- when I started this raucously funny thread(that all of YOU have made a fun place to post)
Oh, yeah... I'm a musician, too!
Take me with a grain of salt and a few glasses of wine tonight. Pretty woman wussed out on the sofa with the dang cat. I hafta go interrupt... Poor thing works for a Chrysler dealer(God help her, and all of us) and has to work tommorrow. I'm gonna gas the Hog and go for a putt!
Nite-nite, termites!!! Happy Memorial Day to all of you, whose loved ones have served and help keep our world free, fair, and united(UK, Canada, Australia, and many others who share our mutual doctrines and values of freedom for all...), who are participant on this site.
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Posted: 5/24/2009 8:46:47 PM |
Men have soft, uncalloused hands..
Irish... Me last name is Farley, and me middle one is Hunter. What would you say if I told you I hauled automobiles and cattle, amongst other things- for some 24 years...? And that while my hands aren't exactly soft(executive-soft) that I keep a self-manicure(Even been known to tote a buffing board if I have to drive one of our limos, lmao...) and could touch you all over without you wincing at a hangnail snagging a tender part? I ride a Harley(American Biker, through and through), work physically in heat and dirt all day, every day(wash that ass, brush those teeth, keep that hygiene) and can still debunk all the myths about man-pigs all day, every day? Hey, I'm no super-stud, but I know what I like whether it's in a nice restaurant or a thermid boudoir... I ain't givin' what I ain't gettin', capiche?
Give and take, and I didn't mean to step in and honk my own horn on my own thread, but there ARE a lot of hard-workin' sexy men who can ante up a dose of clean, hottt class. I never meant to encourage any discount of those folks with whom I work side-by-side, figuratively speaking- when I started this raucously funny thread(that all of YOU have made a fun place to post)
Oh, yeah... I'm a musician, too!
Take me with a grain of salt and a few glasses of wine tonight. Pretty woman wussed out on the sofa with the dang cat. I hafta go interrupt... Poor thing works for a Chrysler dealer(God help her, and all of us) and has to work tommorrow. I'm gonna gas the Hog and go for a putt!
Nite-nite, termites!!! Happy Memorial Day to all of you, whose loved ones have served and help keep our world free, fair, and united(UK, Canada, Australia, and many others who share our mutual doctrines and values of freedom for all...), who are participant on this site.
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Posted: 5/24/2009 8:54:13 PM |
(OP) Your lady paints her nails, and the toes don't match the fingers?
When involved in a passionate encounter I'm either positioned to see one or the other but not both. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 9:00:54 PM | Men on skateboards.
We can still tell you are over forty, even when you act like a teenager on your bit chen skateboard.
Men on BMX bikes.
What happened to your bike, shrunk?
Men wearing the matching top and shorts spandex bicycle outfits.
Never seen a happy guy wearing this outfit, on a very expensive bike, they are always screaming at people to get out of their way, too speedy for us civilians with no matching spandex on? | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 11:28:00 PM | OP:
You're as vain as most women. The things you listed are pretty shallow and I actually appreciate a little wackiness in a girl. She can paint her fingernails 10 different colors for all I care. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2009 11:55:14 PM | Relax, Buddha...
I tried to post earlier and it wouldn't let me, but before it vanished I admitted to being a straight trucker/biker who ain't afraid to say he carries a nail-file, lmao...
I'm not at all a shallow man, but if you had read and not just scanned over things, you'd have noted that I was looking to engender some fun for us all, so- Just don't take this thread, OR yourself- too seriously.
Now, get your magnifying glass and tweezers, and imagine the things that you could experience if just, you weren't SO DAMNED UPTIGHT!!! You really DO seem kinda odd, with your silver dollars and saying that you've even flown airplanes...
Whoopty-Finkle, dude!
Live a few more years, cross the "golden 40" and you'll know much more about yourself, and ME, than you think you do now. In the meantime, you just go ahead and do whatever it takes to fulfill yourself even if ya gotta whoop up on an old guy, lmao(at you!) and WANK to your heart's(and hand's) content...
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Posted: 5/25/2009 12:24:07 AM | GoneSailinBabe--
"dingleberries"
I always figured that to be a goes without sayin kinda thing.
But dang if you didn't just go and say it. Number one on the list.
I about fell right out of my seat.
Am still chuckling and shaking my head an hour later.
I can't say that I disagree with you. | |
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