| Men, Does It Disturb You If...
Posted: 5/25/2009 12:39:13 AM | Things that disturb me about women,
slappy types that are always "play" thumping their boyfriends
enough perfume to actually make you choke as you walk past
hair extensions....these stringy looking things never, ever look good
false nails/boobs/tan/eyelashes/laugh/coyness
cartoon character/devil/angel/name tattoos on shoulders/ankles
snow white jeans 2 sizes too small with a hefty camel's toe
ankle chains
necklaces that say "babe"
getting their daughters hair cut exactly the same way as theirs
piercing their babies ears/gold baby bangles that cut in/dressing their babies up in doilies
being able to get into childrens size jeans and being proud of it
things that disturb me about men,
ironing creases into jeans
gym junkies
sandals of any description with or without socks
those that "walk" you around with their hand on the back of your neck when out somewhere
those that just aren't tall enough to put their arm around your shoulder without give you a cricked neck but do anyway
comb overs
leaving the toilet seat up (why should we both have to touch it ?)
dribbly/teethy kissing
chest shaving
moustaches/beards
nylon shirts
thinking that patchouli oil is a good thing to "splash all over"
wearing football kits when they're not playing football
white sports socks with black shoes
men that say "can we talk?" or "are we ok?" | |
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| Men, Does It Disturb You If...
Posted: 5/25/2009 4:00:02 AM |
snow white jeans two sizes too small with a hefty camel's toe
Funny how none of the men mentioned this
I did not know that snow white had her own jeans label....maybe she was wearing grumpy's jeans.....who would have thought....the original camel toe! | |
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Posted: 5/25/2009 4:28:44 AM |
Men wearing the matching top and shorts spandex bicycle outfits.
^ strutting the grocery store aisles ... no bike in sight! 
Men/women alike:
C-phones at the gym.
Stick people stickers on vehicle windows... to include the family pet. | |
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| Men, Does It Disturb You If...
Posted: 5/25/2009 7:01:26 AM |
(Msg 81) Men, Does It Disturb You If... ...she says: "i just wanna cuddle" 
There's a quick fix for that.
Visit a fine restaurant in your neighborhood and clue in the waiter about your plans the next evening with your gal. The next day when speaking with her say something like, "I thought it would be nice to visit a fine restaurant and enjoy a quiet conversation." She'll jump at the opportunity.
When the waiter arrives at your table order a couple of drinks and then nod to him. As time passes your gal will comment on the waiter being slow to take your order. That's when you reply, "Can't we just have a conversation in a restaurant? Does it always have to lead to eating?"
Of course, to salvage the evening signal the waiter and order something special and romantic. Perhaps the "châteaubriand for two". A bit pricey but you'll never get a better deal for the money if it puts an end to hearing, "Why does cuddling have to lead to more?" | |
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Posted: 5/25/2009 7:10:53 AM | | i can't even stand to watch an animal tongue the mouth of anyone. people DON'T let your animals lick your mouth!! | |
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| Men, Does It Disturb You If...
Posted: 5/25/2009 8:50:06 AM | Women:
- Dark roots with blonde hair/light roots with black hair/crazy skunk-like streaks.
- Younger women wearing low riders and short tops with a bare midriff bulge that looks like a pink tire tube.
- Older women - see above, which often carries an assortment of stretch marks that are somehow invisible to only them.
- Orange looking fake tans.
- Mascara that's put on in so many layers that it develops those funny chunks that resemble the aforementioned dingleberries.
- False eyelashes that reach the eyebrows a la Lisa Minelli.
- Lipstick that goes over the natural lip line or injections to the lips to the point were the upper lip inhibits breathing through the nose.
- Older women with great bodies who think they can get away wearing younger women's styles. You've seen them...you think "nice" from behind and they turn around and the face is all that fake orange tan but with deep wrinkle crevices from years of real tanning - shocks my system every time.
...I could go on and on....
Men:
- Comb overs - can't believe some guys still do it.
- Bald on top with a stringy ponytail or Michael Bolton stringy loose do.
- Those guys who go shopping with thin sweat pants while going commando - it's never the fit good looking guys who do it either damnit!
- Moustaches that curl over the upper lip and they chew on it.
- Older guys with untrimmed eyebrows that do the Lisa Minneli eyelash curl halfway up the forehead.
- Socks and sandals.
- Jeans with the butt hanging halfway to the knees.
- Lounge lizard open shirts with a gazillion gold chains.
- Cowboy boots with jeans tucked in...and bowlegged to boot!
...I could go on and on...
Of course, I'm perfect (not). | |
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| Men, Does It Disturb You If...
Posted: 5/25/2009 1:09:58 PM |
Your lady paints her nails, and the toes don't match the fingers?
If the brunette blinds don't match the blonde decor?
If your date wears shorts with dark colored stockings/hose?
I didn't think most men paid attention to these details... I find it more disturbing that a guy would have a problem with a woman who happens to enjoy painting her fingernails and toenails different colors. Some women do that all the time. Nail companies know this, which is why they create so many colors for us to try. 
As far as "blinds" matching the "decor"....not sure what that means. Women also dye their hair all the time. Nothing new there. So most are not going to "match" if they dye their hair.
As far as the dark stockings/hose with shorts, I don't quite get that one either, but I suppose for some women, they just like a different "look".
I'm not sure how any of this w0uld qualify as "disturbing" though. They sound more like "pet peeves" if anything.
Difference between disturbing and pet peeve:
Pet Peeve... the woman you're dating paints her fingernails and toenails different colors
Disturbing... the woman you're dating has no fingernails and toenails
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Posted: 5/25/2009 2:14:35 PM | Omg yes, toes are critical especially this time of year.
If one is going to take the time to paint both make sure everything matches, seems a lil distracting if they dont. Its the same for bra/panties, who doesn't match ?? | |
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Posted: 5/25/2009 2:50:34 PM |
Men, Does It Disturb You If...
...she says: "i just wanna cuddle"
Disturb me? I 'd WANT her to say that, and if she doesn't say it, I'D say it.
On the original question, I wouldn't care in the slightest if her fingernails and toenails didn't match, or whatever. Hell, I wouldn't even care if all of our furniture was of different colors and styles. | |
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Posted: 5/25/2009 4:57:55 PM | Yup, that baseball cap worn backwards or the side, on a 50 yr. old man! NO WAY PLEASE! Also an older guy with baggy jeans! Gosh try and wear them at least fitted, when they're falling down, geez what a turn off! Unkept long hair(please wear a pony), dirty hands and fingernails, long toenails! Lastly, uncoordinated wardrobe, please match up up the outfits, it's not that hard! | |
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Posted: 5/25/2009 8:08:54 PM | Dave i agree that would be a good tactic.... but i have a better one (and cheaper).... just dont date !!!
or i could take her shopping to the most expensive clothing/jewelry/shoe stores.... tell her that i love her so much that I'll pay for anything she wants, help her try stuff on and give good feedback such as: "you know that dress looks great but i think the other (more expensive) one is even better, however if you cant make up your mind why dont you get them both?"... then once she's selected what she wants and we walk up to the check out and the employee rings up the stuff... i'll turn to her and say: "you know what?... i forgot.... my credit cards are maxed out from that $10000 entertainment system i just bought and didnt tell you about"...
think she'll want to cuddle after that?
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Posted: 5/26/2009 2:32:36 AM | men who greet my dog with a kiss and then turn to kiss me next....no kisses for you, I know what my dog does with hisself...men and women who pet the animal and then continue to eat their food with furball hairy hands....cripes pet hair on anything...yipes, I'm PICK-EE | |
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Posted: 5/26/2009 6:06:00 AM | @OP:
Personally, I think it would be great if a man could wear a skirt on a date. Then we ladies could do to them what they do to us. Then they would know how it feels when you are sitting at a table with other people and spend the rest of the night trying to slap that hand away. But then again the guys would probably like that.
Seriously, if these things bother you then you have issues. There are other things to worry about that are important like if the color of your mustache matches the color of the hair on your head.
What would you prefer, a woman who is loyal and paints each toenail a different color or a woman who is a whore with every man in town and has a gem pasted on to her toenails after she gets a pedicure with your money?
@lostinthecity:
That was so funny but accurate. I have seen people do that. | |
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| Men, Does It Disturb You If...
Posted: 5/27/2009 12:14:50 PM |
ironing creases into jeans
Since most people don't iron...and unless you'd have to iron in the creases...i'm not sure why that would bother you.
Things that the ladies do or wear that are annoying (to say the least):
1) Bras w/ straps under tank tops or spaghetti straps (Spend the money and get an underwire or strapless bra)
2) Facial warts (WTF...spend some money get the d*mn thing cut off)
3) Fakes nails that are beyond a "reasonable" length...(More than two inches is a waste ladies!!!
4) Cheap perfume
5) Too much expensive perfume
6) Wearing shoes that show off the "cankles"
7) Wearing jeans that show off the "mushroom"
8) Unshaven armpits
9) Shorts or skirts or dresses...and unshaven legs
10) Tight jeans on flat posteriors....What are you trying to show off??
11) Going bra-less in public well after gravity has won...LOL | |
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Posted: 5/29/2009 5:31:09 AM | The only person I know who still has 70's wall paper up is my Mum...and since I haven't really dated her.....in a while anyway....it's a non issue for me.
I don't think anything like you describe would bother me OP....especially since I don't have to LIVE there....ya..ya know what I mean? This is the year to get it...people are different..and it's time we celebrate the differences, instead of reveling in the judgment.
shorts and dark stockings...hmmmm
let me kick that onearound a wee bit....
mmmmmm
Kimbo****************** | |
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