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Posted: 5/29/2009 6:45:01 AM | (5) Walking stop lights. Women who wear bright red lip gloss or lip stick. Women who wear this I'm afraid to kiss them. It looks so thick that i am afraid i might be permanently stuck to her lips. Like some kind of fly trap or something. I know a guy who claims he got a bj from a woman that was waring this stuff. He said His di%$ was red for a month.
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Posted: 5/29/2009 9:57:55 AM | Msg1
It doesn't bother me if I painted my fingernails and toe nails in different shades of color why bother him ? And if it bother him that my pillow cases doesn't match my bed sheets and bed cover I'll turn off the light so he won't see them.
It bother me to know if he wears something underneath that Kilt even if it doesn't bother him for me to know.... | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 11:04:53 PM | Alright, dammit... Ya'll abandonded me(if only temporarily, lmao...) so I'll stir the pot here, and acquiesce(how da f**k do ya use Spell-Chek here?!) to my quirkiness, however much crap some of you lacking-sense-of-humor people wanna gimme...
Okay. Here's the deal. If your toes and fingers are painted in some caucophony of Black & Orange, with a Bar & Shield logo on them, then I can live with the radical, halloweenesque contrast of colors.
Does THAT get ya'll postin' again? What a fun thread, akin to the "First Date No-no's" that were here not too long ago, lol...
Regards to all of you fellow wildasses....
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Posted: 6/6/2009 5:44:08 AM |
Unless she's just getting out of her job in a Chorus Line I don't think I've ever seen a women in shorts and panty hose. Yuck.
I've seen it but not in a long time. My sister in law used to wear those velvet hot pants with black stockings in the mid 70's when going nightclubbing. I was only in Jr. High at the time but I used to baby sit for them and saw what they wore. I don't know what men in general though of that back then but my brother thought his wife looked great!
As far as the artificial nails......I have sympathy for those who get acrylic applied because their nails break very easily without it. The only time in my life when I could grow strong nails was when in Cadaver anatomy class first in nursing school and later in Medical school. The formaldehyde make the nails strong. You definitely would NOT want to have acrylic on the nails to trap the formaldehyde (and lord knows what else) into the nails in that type of contact. Even though rubber gloves are worn they tend to leak. Acrylic does tend to trap bacteria. If someone has artificial nails they should use a brush to clean all around and under their nails not only prior to application but also 2-3 times per day in their regular work day.
In men, hygeine and smell is most important to me......Body odor, dirty nails and hands, greasy dirty hair, dirty or limp facial hair.........all of these are big turn offs. | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 5:56:05 AM | None of the above...well, am not into sheilas hahaha.
What's important to me is that my man washes daily and especially before sex. I ain't sticking anything unpleasant to the nose in my mouth haha | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 5:59:50 AM | | I don't think I'm so compulsive that this stuff bothers me.... but when I was a teenager and some girls would alternate 2 colors on every other finger, "GAAAAH!" | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 7:16:31 AM | Haha, great post OP!!!
Cant stand men that:
Have small willys (wee willy winky)
Have back hair
Have pimples on their back
Eat their boogers
Eat their ear wax (we have a prime minister who does it)
Bite their toenails
Do dutchies in the bed
Wear their socks pulled up
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Posted: 6/6/2009 7:42:36 AM | I think the most interesting thing about the initial post is that it's stuff that people do by choice. (And many of the posts that follow are too.)
I think that the things that people do are much more interesting than the biological things that they can't really control. I like people. I like the weirdisms involved involved when people get together. | |
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Posted: 6/10/2009 4:09:56 PM |
and bite their toenails
Damn! I'd just about give my left tit to be THAT limber once again....though I don't see myself actually biting ANYBODY'S toenails. I'd hate to chip a tooth, don'tcha see?
Cindy O | |
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Posted: 6/10/2009 5:35:50 PM | I knew my ex was cheating... He had to have been.. There are wayyyyy toooo mannny women on this thread that described him to a tee.....LOL
just a hint
wee
comb
sox
sandals
spandex
thin sweat pants
Divorce..... priceless | |
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Posted: 6/10/2009 6:26:06 PM | actually this was a fun thread-- who knew shallow could be so fun?! 
on the ladies:
1- shorts or jeans with heals--c'mon prostitutes were denim with heals.....
2- fakeness-- fake nails, fake teeth, fake boobs, fake hair--- pick ONE and stick to it-- you can't have everything fake ... its weird
3- body parts hanging out like they don't know what size they were-- there is something unintelligent about a woman straining to fit in kmarts junior apparel
on the men:
1 dirty unkept appearances-- you don't have to be brad pit-- you do have to love you enough to take care of you --
2 i'm sorry guys-- i know some of you can't help it-- i really get wigged out over dentures.........
3 poor speach-- if I have to get a tranaslator on our dates because I can't decode grunts and slurs, then I'm gonna have to pass........I'm not trying to date a caveman
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Posted: 6/10/2009 6:32:05 PM | I had to try and get my foot to my mouth.... only the big toe.... I was shocked at that much.... I have a french mani with toes a different color.... does that count?
Yeah I've seen women with hose and shorts.... wtf?
Mullets on men or women....
yeah back hair on men
men who play with their nose and you're thinking he wants to pick... I just know it...
excessive jewelry
excessive cologne men or women
tucked in tees when the gut is too big
yeah muffin tops men do it too
I hate those 80's stripped shirts the wide stripe sort of country looking I just hate dated shirts on men...
I remember hotpants in the 70's they had cool boots to go with too.... but that's not the same thing... they wore body suits with those hotpants.... one piece deals from toe to neck... and a convenience opening where needed... | |
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Posted: 6/12/2009 2:02:41 AM | this thread is funny, but some things ring true.
on a guy:
greasy oily bald head, dripping on my pillow cases. Done ask, PTSD.
ready to move in/get married after one date
passing gas
bad breath---good luck kissing with that
fake tans on guys
untrimmed beards or mustaches----LLLLLLLLLlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyy
snorting laughs
the old "baby you wont be disappointed", then, I am
guys smaller than me, 5'5 120 pounds, trying to tell me they are 5'8"
too many tattoos
What is a "dutchie"?
Post 117 "poor speach" ????? wtf, try poor spelling
wow, I DO know how to pluck chickens, and process a hog, or a beef. I can also can vegetables, and make jelly.
My carpet and curtains do match. (Thanks Loreal)
I could bite my toenails, but I dont. javascript:smilie('')
Rarely use nail polish anymore
I dont do the fake nails. As a nurse, I cant risk scratching a patient.
On women?::
Big big women in tight pants, all the cellulite showing through, they cant be thinking it is a good look for them.
tattooes eyebrows cause they have overplucked their brows too many times, and now they dont have any.
fat fat women, going low cut and braless. I dont need to see that.
250 pounds with a short top and a belly ring.
infected ear piercings, or belly piercings.
Am I being too picky?
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Posted: 6/12/2009 10:19:22 PM | | I honestly don't care about any of that... match vs mis-match. All seems very unimportant to me in the scheme of things. /shrug | |
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Posted: 6/12/2009 11:24:43 PM | ok, what I don't like on a man..
long fingernails
long fingernails that are painted
donald trump hairdo's
hands softer then mine..like my man to be a man..
untrimmed pubic hair
nail biters
certainly wouldn't like skid marked undies if I had ever come across any
men who wear an Addias T shirt with Nike shoes on
cocky attitudes
unkept facial hair
man who wears a wife beater who has hair hanging off his shoulders and back...now thats scarey!!
what I do like
nice chest hair
treasure trail
obsession cologne
sexy facial hair(nicely trimmed)
cleanliness
man who can fix anything or at tries.. | |
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Posted: 6/12/2009 11:25:45 PM | | Yeah I kinda dont like it when the hands don't match the toes! LOL I mean come on get with the program! LOL | |
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Posted: 6/12/2009 11:30:02 PM | to post # 112 shortblonde1985"Dont wear cologne and smell bad"
Its worse when they smell bad THEN put the cologne on over the smell to try and cover up how long its been without a shower!  | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 7:05:12 AM | I hate girls with man hands. It's gross. Those little stubby nails.....or girls that bit their nails.
If my hands look more feminine than my lady's, then she has to have some other endearing quality. This doesn't include fake nails, as this is just as bad. | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 7:13:51 AM | | don't understand the entire industry of "getting my nails" done..I do them myself and my toes...as far as matching..weird about that..don't like anything but clear polish on my fingernails, but love the toes painted..so I guess I just don't match..I do have nice natural "french manicure" though. Can't see paying someone to do what I can do myself. | |
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