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Posted: 6/13/2009 7:25:32 AM | This thread is fun. Haven't read it all the way through, but my contribution is;
From a gal's perspective,
True story; Had a meet and greet with a guy who I knew was into target shooting. Not a problem, i used to plink myself until the ammo for my AMT got too expensive and a reload stove piped on me, BUT he showed up at the resuarant in sloppy shorts, gun oil on his arms, saod almost nothing so I had to carry the whole conversation, and his cell phone wallpaper was a picture of his Uzzie with a silencer! 
 
Edit: So, Ender, slayed any giants lately? Love your handle. | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:13:24 AM | | The briefs have to go if u cant wear colours consider white boxers or boxes briefs but their it absolutely nothin sexy bout briefs. and socks and sandals thats just wrong! by the way if ur gonna fart at minimum please say excuse me bad manners are a huge turn off love this post good and light hearted | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 9:17:51 AM |
Who on Earth bites their toenails?!?
Sorry, but it's probably over if I catch a woman with her own toe in her mouth.. Hello! Use your imagination... It probably means she's very flexible. M | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 10:49:53 AM | Hi Damon0028,
Those things you list don't matter one bit to me. Her nails, her clothes, her hair--her choice.
What matters to me is how we are together, how we treat each other, how we make each other feel. Now those things, I notice.
Sincerely,
Timothy | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 10:51:49 AM |
Men who don't cut their finger nails.... Why? Unless you are a guitarist you have no excuse!
I was recently set up with a guy who is a guitarist. He had these hideous fake porcelain nails on his right hand. They were all pointy like Nosferatu. He could have been Matt Dillon sitting there next to me, and I would be turned off. Hell, he could have been Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, Skeet Ulrich, Bai Ling, and Jennifer love Hewitt all in a dogpile and I would STILL be turned off. | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 11:12:44 AM |
Edit: So, Ender, slayed any giants lately? Love your handle.
You doll, are the ONLY person who gets my nickname! ***smiles I can not wait for the new novel! I swear to god the descolada planet is where Bean is. This site needs a literature forum. As far as guitar players go, those porcelain nails are more for show. You do not need them for classical guitar. And for contemporary, you need your nails trimmed. Guys with fake nails who do not specifically play gypsy jazz, only do so to live out their inner girl, but need an excuse. | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 11:24:49 AM | it would bother me if "your" toenails didn't match "your" fingernails dude! i think some people haven't caught onto your intention to seek HUMOR.
btw, some people no longer have "floor covering" in today's fashion world. so, get out your skates! 
obnoxious and ill willed people bother me--i know, i'm being too serious. however, as per kyla's comment, these people need to "fart"--hopefully in the confines of their miserable personal spaces! | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 12:29:09 PM | | I think it would be nice if a man noticed all the effort a woman puts into looking good, so why do men ONLY notice when they dont like the way a woman looks?? Unfortunately, there are a lot of fashion don'ts out there, men and women alike, so just dont date them if they repulse you! | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 12:54:22 PM | I'm not into tatoos on women or people in general. That probably eliminates everyone for me. Now if it's just one and you can't see it in street clothes, I may be able to deal with it. But if she looks like the tatoo lady at the circus and has everything pierced it just makes me sick. They say they do it to be different, but, these days, if you really want to be different you should have none.. Now that would be different.
Excessive make up on women is gross and it stinks. Also women who talk too much and are always on the cell phone. If you think talking on a cell makes you look importatnt ... think again.. | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 2:16:03 PM | Don 't u know that it is wrong now to match your shoes and purse .. and brown is the new black .. shoulder pads are coming back .. over weight .. can I say "fat" .. people wear their clothes to0 tight. And it is wrong to call things the way you see it as it is not politically correct ... reverse discrimination has taken over the silent majority... and the middle class is disappearing ... and greed does rule the world!
 CHEERS! | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 4:55:06 PM |
Those things you list don't matter one bit to me. Her nails, her clothes, her hair--her choice.
What matters to me is how we are together, how we treat each other, how we make each other feel. Now those things, I notice
Timothy, I agree with you completely...
This is a FUNNY thread, lol... But, I feel ya, brother...
Sincerely... -damoN-(wild-ass extraordinaire emoticon, please?) | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 5:09:23 PM | | Nothing I ever wear under my clothes matches. My fingernails are different color than my toe nails, if any at all. Sometimes the nailpolish is halfway gone cause I forget I have it on.I hardly ever wear make up. But...I am one hell of a girl and people like me anyway.............that is just too weird huh? | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 7:37:32 PM |
it would bother me if "your" toenails didn't match "your" fingernails dude! i think some people haven't caught onto your intention to seek HUMOR
Heya! Thanks for the support, old friend!!!
Lmao, I'm glad SOMEONE "gets" me around here!!! Gawd, some of them took me for REAL!!! YIKES!!!!!!
-damoN- | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 8:42:37 PM | I don't have a whole lot that truly disturbs me but here are some that make one eyebrow go up:
1. fanny packs
2. plugs
3. blowing snot rockets
4. the already well mentioned socks and sandals
5. a guy that spends more time in front of the mirror than me
6. toe hair
7. guys that shave their legs
8.  using this banana thing...ever!
9. when a guy's bed looks like a satin African tour
10. braided arm pit hair
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Posted: 6/14/2009 10:08:54 PM | Things that I would prefer not to see on a male, of ANY age:
1. Socks with sandals
2. Long nasty toenails.
3. Sagging pants. It is especially strange when wearing a belt with it!
4. A lump of chew/dip/tobacco tucked in their lip. NEVER a good look!
5. Ear hair. PLEASE! Manscape! Pretend it was never there!
6. Ready for this one? Nether region hair gone wild! PLEASE! Trim it for God's sake!
7. Use of steroids for body enhancement. I think it is ugly and it makes you mean.
8. Clothing of colors that do not coordinate in any possible manner.
9. Flakey hair that is piling up on your shirt. They do make stuff that stops this.
10. Unkempt facial hair. Make that any body hair. | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 10:33:30 PM | I'm with you maybe, especially the ear and nose hair thing. I was married to one of those and I had to do the trimming because he wouldn't....it is just groooosssss. | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 10:36:02 PM | | know what burns my a$$? when a woman's cell phone cozy and marlboros cozy don't match. when she pulls money out of her wallet and i notice that all the washingtons and lincolns aren't facing the same way. when she insists that spot down there is a mole, even when it moves around from week to week. | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 10:39:48 PM | | Men who shave their chest hair. Unless you've got the Black Forest growing across your entire torso, then it's okay in my books. | |
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Posted: 6/30/2009 7:57:50 PM | For forum101:
gosh your a hoot!!! I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl...thank you!
I wonder if typos are spelling errors? I noticed you have a couple too-- or is it typos for you and poor spelling for everyone else?
from one fast typist to another --- um............reading skills are always a plus--- it was post 116--not 117..........
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Posted: 6/30/2009 8:04:50 PM | Posted on my profile
if you wear socks and sandals and you're not a tourist = FAIL
if you have perfected the "comb over" = FAIL
if you have a "dickie do" (see: gut hangs out more than your****e do) = FAIL
if you think Baywatch should've been made into a movie so you could nominate it for an Oscar = FAIL
if you lay in the tub and look like a floating carpet = FAIL
if you have ever called out from the bathroom to your woman saying, "Honey c'mere...you have GOTTA see what I did!" = FAIL | |
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Posted: 7/1/2009 7:36:01 AM | sigh. Now I know why I remain single.
Disturbing for me?
Pointy toed high heel cowboy boots.
Too much bling for a man.
Too much cologne.
Flexing jaw muscle. | |
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Posted: 7/1/2009 8:06:12 AM | [ quote] Your lady paints her nails, and the toes don't match the fingers ?
As a lady I did on purpose NOT to paint my toe nails and finger nails the same shade of color ,so he'll look at my face and the necklace hanging between my cleavage that will hynotized him......... | |
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Posted: 7/1/2009 9:52:39 AM | 1) Leaving the lid open when she flushes. This solves all problems with the toilet seat dilemma and how self-absorbed women are when they think they should never have to touch it. You close it when you flush because that stuff rains up into the air and lands on your toothbrush. Why is there a lid at all if it's not supposed to be closed? Open, use, close: everyone, all the time.
2) Chubby faces. If your body has run out of places to stick your body fat and has to resort to your face, it's time to visit the treadmill a few dozen times. | |
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