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Posted: 7/1/2009 9:52:39 AM | 1) Leaving the lid open when she flushes. This solves all problems with the toilet seat dilemma and how self-absorbed women are when they think they should never have to touch it. You close it when you flush because that stuff rains up into the air and lands on your toothbrush. Why is there a lid at all if it's not supposed to be closed? Open, use, close: everyone, all the time.
2) Chubby faces. If your body has run out of places to stick your body fat and has to resort to your face, it's time to visit the treadmill a few dozen times. | |
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Posted: 7/1/2009 1:27:40 PM | Personally I'm not big on physical appearance. I have some vision problems & have color blindness so I probably wouldn't even notice let alone be disturbed by those things | |
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Posted: 7/1/2009 6:24:17 PM | | Love that post..so what if the carpet doesn't match..do you need the carpet?? You men are too picky and if you've got a chick that bites her toenails....well that's on you bub. | |
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Posted: 7/1/2009 6:29:57 PM | Bodaciasmile,
Let's not forget wannabe bikers on rice burners.
Track marks in the underwear.
Not holding out for longer than 5 minutes.
Kissing sessions where their hands inevitably push your head down.
Showing butt crack.
Shaking the wand at you.
etc, etc, etc, LOL | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 10:01:03 AM | I love it when a woman takes and effort to make herself look good from head to toe. I love it when fingers and toes match. When you want to massage them and they are taken care of , that to me shows she really is trying tokeep herself right in all ways. I do like every aspect of a woman when she keeps herself right. Her smarts is the most important, im not saying she has to be a whiz but I would like for her to be able to complete a sentance and keep up with a conversation.
What i don't like are women who have hammer time toes, bunions, un taken care of feet and wants to show them, not good to look at, they should be kept under lock and key. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 10:25:24 AM | | Boy the things we women go thru to keep you guys happy, toenails, fingernails, hair, figure, just the right sexy outfit......so tell me boys what do you do to keep the girls interested in you? I know there are some who are awesome and well groomed and obviously they have learned what we like but then what about the rest of the male population? | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 10:31:37 AM | | I have to put my 2 cents in here and say men wearing fanny packs are at the top of my list... followed by combover, belly hanging over waistband of pants, velcro-closure shoes, and a baseball cap worn sideways or backward. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 11:21:04 AM | | Im thinking if you're taking time to notice the things that disturb you, the chemistry isnt probably there? | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 11:32:03 AM | What disturbs me? Having anything around my neck; scarves, ties, hands… 
Well you did say we needed some fun... | |
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| Men, Does It Disturb You If...
Posted: 8/2/2009 2:56:40 PM | Yes there are men that do that! And they bring the dog on the first date. Just what can you do? I figure if he's tongue kissing the dog? Hmm .. I screened poorly.
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Posted: 8/2/2009 2:56:45 PM | - Those guys who go shopping with thin sweat pants while going commando - it's never the fit good looking guys who do it either damnit!
I was going to protest this and say "Hey, that's hot!" - but then I finished reading the sentence after your hyphen, and you are right. Carry on. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 3:28:23 PM | I haven't yet encountered a youth minister who wears a kilt to work doesn't work in Scotland...but it does sound super creepy to me! Ha.
Fun but yet serious turn offs:
-Mullets
-Slow drivers
-El caminos
-Lowered vehicles....the other day i saw a full size pick up lowered! Up until that day i had only ever seen cars/light duty trucks..which is still wrong...but a full size truck!? lowered?! why why why??? :(
-Spoilers...on shit a$$ cars (unless you are at the track...drag racing...you do not need a spoiler to drive around a city!)
-Spitting (do guys think is manly? do some guys have a medical problem? see a Dr. if so)
-Bad dental hygiene: rotten/black/stinky teeth. Toothpaste isn't that expensive-pls use it.
-POF pet peeve: Profiles that say "looking for one great women"
Women is plural=more than one woman. Woman is singular=one woman.
(similar annoyances are the misuse of tw0, too, to; their, there, they're)
All in good fun...but i will search for a thread where we can list what we enjoy about the opposite sex... | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 3:39:37 PM |
Your lady paints her nails, and the toes don't match the fingers?
Doesn't bother me a bit.
If the brunette blinds don't match the blonde decor?
The eyebrows tell it all. If you think she's hot as a blonde, but not so hot as a brunette, be prepared for weekly visits to the hair salon, at your expense.
If your date wears shorts with dark colored stockings/hose?
I remember when this was in style..... fall of 1986, wasn't it? 
If they bite their fingernails and get fake ones, and bite their toenails but DON'T get fake ones?
Biting their toenails? Eww.
Things that match or mate so poorly that they are just plain painful to endure, like some of that 70's-80's wallpaper...
For some people, this is a sign of fiscal responsibility. I wouldn't mind a home with 30 year old decorations if they're able to pay their bills.... that would be much better than someone who redecorates every three to five years and is up to her eyeballs in debt. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 5:56:16 PM | Ummm men that wear white cotton socks with black shoes or dark dress shoes......
dirty and long finger and toenails...
clearing their throat and spitting ........wherever......inside,.....outside ........yuck that is nasty..... | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 8:44:12 PM | Okay, serious question -
Since when are toes supposed to match fingers? This is something I've never heard!
Say it aint so.. I love wearing bright colors on my toes, but nude colors (sometimes with a little sparkle) on my fingers.
My list:
- Old man ass - the type that's so flat it almost goes in
- Plumber's crack.. on a girl
- People who rub their feet across a carpet - makes me cringe!
- Toenails so long they scratch you in the middle of the night
- Men who can't spell, arrrgh!
- MIMBOS!
- Girls in clubs who have their hair straightened and then curl it with an iron to perfection, without a single stray. Okay, maybe I'm jealous here. How do they do that?
- People with missing toes who wear sandals.
- Having a dark tan and wearing white socks UP TO YOUR KNEES.
- Cell phone ringers of songs that were popular two years ago. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 9:58:11 PM | * The One Armed Dino-Claw - women who leave their purse slung over the forearm, leaving that empty hand in front of them, flapping in the breeze.
* Pretty, Pretty Pinkie - women who apply little decals to their fingernails, like they're finishing a teeny-tiny car model.
* I Love Lucy - Women whose attitude makes me long for Linus' sister's company instead.
*The Rigged Game Show - Being asked for an opinion, then being told I'm completely wrong, in a way that suggests I'm probably mentally challenged.
*Muffin Overstuffin - Pasty women beerbellies accidentally exposed by shirts stretched to the breaking point - or worse, NOT ACCIDENTALLY exposed by shirts stretched to the breaking point.
*Her Masters Voice - that quizzical, half turned head that helps you understand she's in need of another clue. Cute on dogs - creepy on humans.
*Looking For The Cue Card - when in doubt, they turn slightly and stare into the middle distance, searching for a sign from God as to what they should say next.
*Everything In Its Place - after making a purchase, an additional ten minutes at the checkout counter is needed to get their purse in sufficient order to move it out of the way.
*He Gives Me A Hollywood Loaf - Yeah, sure: I think Orlando Bloom is beautiful too - haven't you seen his poster over my bed? Thanks for asking...
*If I Don't Know... - And you're not gonna tell me, then don't get pissed off when I have No Fracking Idea why you're turning red and flame is shooting out of your ears. I'm just going to put it down to PMS. | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 10:56:15 PM |
The One Armed Dino-Claw - women who leave their purse slung over the forearm, leaving that empty hand in front of them, flapping in the breeze.
Bwahahahahahaha. Nice!!
^T^ | |
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Posted: 8/2/2009 11:09:31 PM | | Long toe nails...ugh. Work kilts are practical in the hot Texas summer if you've got the legs for them. Give me a man with a kilt and a claymore and a purring scottish accent!! Hoot man. | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 8:41:39 PM | Let's not forget wannabe bikers on rice burners.
You totally rock, Stacy!!!
Lemme keep readin'... Looks like this thang's been a-BUZZ the last few days...
-damoN-
EDIT: Stacy... Definitely can do without the carpet...:smile: | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 8:53:40 PM |
What i don't like are women who have hammer time toes, bunions, un taken care of feet and wants to show them, not good to look at, they should be kept under lock and key.
Cuffs... You SO DAMNED RIGHT!!!
After driving 25yrs over-the-road, I can certify that there are some tremendously UUUUUGLY friggin' feet in this world. They go by all the time, up there on the dash(I be slappin' yo' ass you be puttin' dem feets on MY Corvette dashboard!) just wishin' to be stuffed back into a glass slipper! Or, there's the ones with the Raptor toenails that's clingin' to the passenger dash-grab like a drunk parrot about to lose it's perch!
There isn't anything(almost) sexier than cared-for feet and hands- Heck, it's the reason I abhor nail-biting in women. I don't wanna look down "there" and see gnawed stumps strokin' my Johnson! I wanna see(feel) the pride of ownership of those hands. And, hey! If I'm down "there" on YOU, well, it's kinda nice when you rub Mr.Happy with those smoothed heels and no hangnail snags yer scrotum!
Ladies, there's NOTHING to be lost by keeping those digits appealing... Men, too. We owe it to the ladies to stay sexy. Are ya'll still wondering what motivated me to start this wacky thread?
-damoN- | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 8:56:30 PM |
All in good fun...but i will search for a thread where we can list what we enjoy about the opposite sex...
Dangit, Cobalt!!!
You do that, and I'll be right over. Let the fun continue!!!
-damoN- | |
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