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Posted: 6/5/2009 8:10:13 AM | 'all men are pooheads', but are using grown up big boy words.
'Scuse me and sorry to interrupt and all that but I think you'll find that the correct phrase is 'bum bum heads'..... thank you, sorry..... and all that, um. | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 6:01:27 PM | Have you tried swilling down as much beer as humanly possible, farting, burping, fagging & then you need to swap over to Bundy Rum or Jimmy and make sure you swill down heaps, swear and yell out 'show us your tits' - if you not doing any of the above - FORGET IT! - you got no hope - good luck in your search | |
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Posted: 6/5/2009 6:16:20 PM | | AWWW gee - thanks mate - it's the voice of experience - these young buggers got 'NO clue' but best to 'learn em young' I say, so they know what they up against - poor little buggers! | |
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| Whats the Issue With Men in Australia ..
Posted: 6/6/2009 2:26:56 AM | ^ducks the broad swipe^...
going by all the posted stereotypes above... I don't think I qualify as an Aussie, cobber.bluey .hoikk spitt....... | |
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| Whats the Issue With Men in Australia ..
Posted: 6/6/2009 3:08:38 AM |
Hi!
Ok, so maybe the issue isn't with the men, maybe it's with me...but I need some advice. I'm Cuban American and I've moved to Sydney. Since I've been here I've had quite a different experience with men. I've only met one from this site and the other three have been through friends or at social gatherings. All of these encounters with men have been short lived...and this is why I need insight.
Where I'm from, Miami, men are usually open and forthcoming. Here it seems like men don't know what they want. One minute they're calling me and the next they aren't. I'm not over analyzing and I'm not some teenager who's looking for attention 24/7.
I just need to hear from Australian men - In the dating world in Australia, are things done differently? It feels like it's a little game, something I'm not used to..and quite frankly, I don't like it.
Thoughts would be great! I've never posted on a forum in my life but I guess I'm hopeless and I need further insight.
Thanks for reading!
I was reading profiles last night, and Brissy has all the surfer girls, Melbourne has all the sophisticated chicks, and what does my hometown of Sydney have?
We have all the dykes, man!
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Posted: 6/6/2009 5:25:39 AM |
sometimes tis such fun to play their daft games and watch them lose whilst thinking they are winning
Wouldn't it be a hoot if they were thinking the exact same thing...or even better if they werent even playing to begin with.
Seriously though, there are good men around OP and eventually you will come across one. The d1ckheads who show their true colours early are just saving you the trouble of figuring it out yourself. | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 5:36:08 AM | I can be a D1ckhead at times but the only time I play with peoples heads are when they are an even bigger d1ck than me.
Even though at times I come off as a complete and utter arsehole, I have to say although I tease woman playfully, I have always found it distasteful to play games | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 8:29:53 AM | I can't speak for all Australian men, but it is important I think to keep in mind modern Australia is a very diverse and multicultural country and also we are more sharply divided along class, religious and cultural lines than we were in the past. As a consequence men are very different and come from many different cultures and backgrounds. I doubt there is a universal 'norm' that can be applied to all men, even in Australia.
I think though life is more open and cosmopolitan in the Eastern states than it is here in the more isolated parts of the country. | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 8:37:20 AM | I doubt there is a universal 'norm' that can be applied to all men, even in Australia.
Sure there is! Poohead or bum bum head works perfectly well for me... universally. | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 8:47:26 AM |
seriously though, there are good men around OP and eventually you will come across one. The d1ckheads who show their true colours early are just saving you the trouble of figuring it out yourself.
Thanks and yeah I know. It takes all sorts and my ego is there but self aware. Sometimes.
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Posted: 6/6/2009 9:16:15 AM | Sure there is! Poohead or bum bum head works perfectly well for me... universally I refuse to comment on the grounds I might incriminate myself but yeah I can understand where that comes from.
"If I lay here
If I just lay here
would you lie with me and just forget the world?"
For some reason that has been going through my mind for the last few days | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 9:24:01 AM | | well all i can say not all us blokes are like that ill tell you how it is if u piss me off etc and ill be honest with someone as the old saying goes no point beating round the bush and honey dont help u have only met 4 guys here | |
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Posted: 6/6/2009 9:30:03 AM | ami2oldfrit says this
your problem is that australian men are socially retarded,look at the way we brits treat women,with class and respect,make them feel like the queens that they are,ossie men just conjure up images of sheilas,beer ,crocs and trying to prove their masculinity,so very sad.if your heart desires love and compatability you're in the wrong country
DUDE LOOK AT YOUR PICE NOWS WHOS TRYING TO PROVE THEIR MASCULINITY NOT OUT FAULT WE KICK YA ARSE AT EVERYTHING
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Posted: 6/6/2009 11:42:54 PM | the difference between and aussie and a brit is easy brit pays rent bys groceries , then if theres money left buys beer,
an aussie bloke buys beer and hopes theres anoth left for the rest , | |
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Posted: 6/24/2009 5:15:59 AM |
your problem is that australian men are socially retarded,look at the way we brits treat women,with class and respect,make them feel like the queens that they are,ossie men just conjure up images of sheilas,beer ,crocs and trying to prove their masculinity,so very sad.if your heart desires love and compatability you're in the wrong country
Yes I think you may be right.
As an added bonus the Brits seem to actually be literate. Not to mention the accents are divine.
/makes plans to go overseas sometime | |
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Posted: 6/24/2009 6:30:25 AM | | You want something really hilarious? This is a message I received, copy and pasted exactly as I got it *hi iread youe frofile, would you like to met up.* My neighbour's cat would be able to do better just walking across the keyboard. | |
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| Whats the Issue With Men in Australia ..
Posted: 6/24/2009 7:09:34 AM | wacchu takinbout Willis! das no fro bro!!!!!!!
Honestly a Pretty, 22yr old, virile, straight, sexy, hispanic woman goes to SYDNEY and looks for an honest straight man to form a lasting relationship............
I suppose you could hang around til Mardi Gras, There must be some great Aussie Guys in Sydney aroung that time of year...
Is this Irony or what? | |
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Posted: 6/24/2009 7:13:31 AM | | Woops....I suppose you could go on a Day trip to Newcastle and hook up with a vodka swilling working class man like Jimmy, I remember the Star Hotel. | |
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