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Posted: 6/9/2009 11:08:29 AM | ^^^^
I couldn't care less as long as the bloke it's attached to is lovely and knows what he's doing it's all good... it being big, thick and solid when necessary has its appeal though. | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 11:17:58 AM | | I prefer women with averaged size ovaries, but most find my ultrasound scanner a bit of a turn-off, especially on a first date. | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 11:24:34 AM |
I prefer women with averaged size ovaries, but most find my ultrasound scanner a bit of a turn-off, especially on a first date.
Do they ask "do my ovaries look big in this"??
Sheesh, something else to worry about the size of!
Btw, does an ultrasound scanner fall into the catagory of 'sexual equipment'? I've lead a sheltered life ...  | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 11:24:41 AM | Ready and waiting is my preference!....now where's that thread about raging hormones gone??? 
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Posted: 6/9/2009 11:25:15 AM |
I prefer women with averaged size ovaries, but most find my ultrasound scanner a bit of a turn-off, especially on a first date.
Is that what that was in your pocket? How disappointing........
H.x | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 11:27:19 AM | well I've got 12" but I don't use it as a rule.......
(well someone had to trot it out eventually ) | |
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Travan
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Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 34 | |
| Sexual Equipment Preference
Posted: 6/9/2009 11:27:57 AM | Preferably one that doesn't cost me 3 dates 2 expensive meals and a load of false promises before I can get my sweaty mits on it  | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 11:53:18 AM | Its not the size nor the width but how the guy uses it...
and if he knows how to use it then its all good!! 
And if he doesnt know how to use his appendage then thats what God gave him fingers, a mouth and a tongue for!! | |
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Travan
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Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 38 | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 1:54:11 PM | Ohh I'm short and fat!!
Ohhhhhh you meant a d1ck
Well I've been called that before too | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 2:07:58 PM | The more things you add to your list of specific requirements the less actual people you have to choose from, and its people that we are looking for...so i dont have any specifics in mind...
other than them being as clean as my conscience | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 2:16:13 PM |
I dont care, as long as the tongue works! hehehehe
Awww gawd I have seen her tongue she can touch her nose with it. I want a ladeeeee with a tongue like that. | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 2:20:40 PM |
I would pay to see that.
You'll have to join the queue, my secretary will take your booking in due course | |
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Travan
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Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 45 | |
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| Sexual Equipment Preference
Posted: 6/9/2009 2:27:22 PM | Can't say the inclination has ever came to me to go out and get a sexual aid. However sometimes being drunk and being half Welsh I have bought a blow up sheep from a clubs vending machine, although that is purely for comic reaction and taking the piss out of myself...
I know women use all shapes and sizes of dildos and toys like butt plugs, although it could be better then using a cucumber or a banana :o) | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 3:23:44 PM |
being half Welsh I have bought a blow up sheep from a clubs vending machine, although that is purely for comic reaction
A likely story Just remember if you go in dry you've only yourself to blame and no love bites unless you carry a puncture repair outfit in your pocket | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 3:31:19 PM |
I have bought a blow up sheep from a clubs vending machine, although that is purely for comic reaction and taking the piss out of myself...
They make odd shaped catheter bags here in Wales.
H.x | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 3:43:59 PM | | Having read 5 posts on page one, Tight and Wet works, kids fcuk up the tight and also give the wrong sort of wet. | |
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Posted: 6/9/2009 3:56:21 PM | H if I wasn't a non-meater already I would certainly turn veggie right now
Is Welsh lamb so tasty because of all the natural additives ?
Ot And with a slight nod to another thread, my equipment preference is on a 'need to know' basis......... I know, you don't need to  | |
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