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Posted: 6/9/2009 4:53:29 PM | nothing duller than mindlessly pounding away 
So that explains why you never answer the door when I come round for a cup of tea !
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Posted: 6/9/2009 5:40:01 PM | well I shave it all off but not to please any man> I do it because it makes me feel fresh and clean. I think those that may do it to please their man may just want to be considerate> ensuring that spitting hairs is not part of the experience  . Am not saying your all wrong GC but I don't think all women who shave their lady gardens do it to please their man because he's a perv.
I don't think I have much preference. Most penis's are about the same length when erect any ways. However if a guy dropped his kegs and is hung like a horse, I'd seriously crap myself!  | |
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Posted: 6/10/2009 4:54:55 AM |  Give that gurl the clap! lol..........Me thhinks Its not what he has its how YOU use it! | |
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Posted: 6/10/2009 7:56:01 AM |
So that explains why you never answer the door when I come round for a cup of tea !
That's because you don't bang hard enough to make me cum [to the door]. | |
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tm1971
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Posted: 7/6/2009 12:39:37 AM | Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh this is embarrassing but here we go right! The pulsatron pack from Ann Summers, ladies if you have not tried this little gem before trust me you so want too it covers both areas at once.
Oh and I never allow a partner to use them on me, as they have no idea as to what turns me on, personally i blame porn. | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 12:58:47 AM | Strange thing about shaving how normal it has become. When I was first sexually active it was a rare thing to find a shaved woman and it would normally be allowed to grow back quickly. These days I would be quite surprised to find a woman who wasn't shaved.
Likewise with toys. Cost me a fortune in my 20s and 30s introducing girlfriends to the joys of a plastic friend. Now it's almost impossible to find a woman who doesn't have a toy tucked away in her bedside cabinet.
Both things are just fine with me! 
Brian ;-) | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 1:10:06 AM | As long as the batteries don't run out at the wrong moment thats the most important thing(and i'm not just talking plastic!)  | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 1:13:36 AM |
Likewise with toys. Cost me a fortune in my 20s and 30s introducing girlfriends to the joys of a plastic friend. Now it's almost impossible to find a woman who doesn't have a toy tucked away in her bedside cabinet.
Forget the bedside cabinet. I was in a pub the other day and found a vending machine selling mini disposable vibrators, just in case a girl gets caught short like!!!!
Lol, what IS the world coming to?
They'll have them on trains and busses soon. | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 6:02:16 AM | sorry for lowering the tone but it's got to be bald n brown for me....
preferably female.....
freefone 0800 in oot in oot | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 7:18:23 AM | Let me tell you a thing guys... Women who say size isn't important are either dating a man with a small kn0b or lying...
I'm neither so quite long and with an impressively wide girth is the best | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 7:18:31 AM | Bald and brown could mean two things which is it? lol
Has any men tried the Durex mini vibrators that you put around his willy and can be used for your pleasure too? They are fabulous! | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 7:53:13 AM | probably your first thought
maybe i should have wrote bald,brown n tanned,pale,brown,black,etc etc...
did the female reference not give it away?
the mini vibrators sound great....
am sure it's another thread but you can get them for piercings so if anybodys up for it,i'll give it a shot
^^I'm neither so quite long and with an impressively wide girth is the best
does it have fingers at the end,you may be thinking about an arm.... | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 7:59:26 AM |
^^I'm neither so quite long and with an impressively wide girth is the best
does it have fingers at the end,you may be thinking about an arm....
Ahh the words of a man who is not well endowed maybe? Jealousy is a terrible thing
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Posted: 7/6/2009 8:11:01 AM |
Ahh the words of a man who is not well endowed maybe? Jealousy is a terrible thing
Sure is, almost as bad as having a minge that resembles an explosion in a hairy kebab factory....works both ways, for every guy out there packing a weaner there's a girl packing a double garage with the doors beaten off. | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 10:00:10 AM | | Well as long as it's not like my last girlfriend. She asked me to take my ring off because it was hurting her, I said "I'm not wearing a ring, that's my watch" | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 10:42:39 AM | or the other classic punchline
"put your hands in and clap"
"I can't"
"See I told you I was tight!!" | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 10:43:17 AM |
I'm neither so quite long and with an impressively wide girth is the best
And the reason?
Helloooooooooooo hellooooooo hellooo helloo  | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 11:52:55 AM | | Give me something that's CLEAN shaven, not too tight, wet and able to handle mutiple orgasms! | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 12:12:37 PM | great thread
bit of hanging ham is real turn on for me
not bothered how tight it is,you can always pot the brown
msg 73 still laughin at that one | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 1:06:23 PM | Difficult one....
This is a massive generalisation, but overall my experience bears it out....
Men with a generous 'package' tend to think it's all they need... not that it doesn't help, but actually I love oral too so am happy to put up with average if it means they're not a one trick pony! | |
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