tm1971
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Joined: 5/22/2009
Msg: 76 | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 1:14:27 PM | | Short, thick and trimmed nothing worse than a pube getting stuck in the back of your throat and you start coughing and spluttering like a cat with a furball. Yuck! | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 1:20:53 PM | | Memories like the corner of my mind ,misty water color memories……love that song………well it would have to be a tongue like gene simmons……no not the beautiful actress…that bloke out of kiss……crazy crazy nights….. | |
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tm1971
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Joined: 5/22/2009
Msg: 78 | |
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sjxx
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Joined: 4/9/2009
Msg: 79 | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 2:07:22 PM | i have never got the fascination with a long schlong. It can only go in so far cant it? Without causing injury or pain. Width is the one for me. I dont want some long dangler poking my eyes out. Im only short  no i would like to resurrect the word dangler. And i think breasts should be called "diddies" from now on too. | |
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73ste
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Joined: 6/2/2009
Msg: 80 | |
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Posted: 7/6/2009 2:36:02 PM | tm
mine is thick n short i can't find it n got fed up trimming,i decided to stick some steel in it,now when i go to the toilet i use a magnet  it's great it just pops straight into yir hand,got to be careful sometimes my tongue gets stuck | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 5:55:35 AM |
Men with a generous 'package' tend to think it's all they need... not that it doesn't help, but actually I love oral too so am happy to put up with average if it means they're not a one trick pony!
Would rather be doing oral than anything else between the sheets. It usually gives women their most intense orgasms, in my experience anyway, so why not? It's also the most intimate thing that you can do for someone you care about.
Brian. | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 8:27:23 AM | I have never seen an ugly fanny! I have never once seen one and gone ugh! When presented with that view, they are all beautiful
Smelly ones though..... | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 8:32:45 AM | http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/images/2008/11/26/fanny_craddock_203_203x152.jpg
Not sure what she smells like, although she's been dead a while so I'm guessing not good.
H.x | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 9:18:41 AM |
I prefer human.
I seeee.........
Sure is, almost as bad as having a minge that resembles an explosion in a hairy kebab factory.
Gross........but hilarious!
for every guy out there packing a weaner there's a girl packing a double garage with the doors beaten off.
And again..
bit of hanging ham is real turn on for me
I must agree....the presence of beef curtains suggests 'maturity'...
I have never seen an ugly fanny! I have never once seen one and gone ugh!
Nor have I.
When I see one, I want to kiss it lots!
For the Genkleemen... Tight n squeaky, or floppy and sloppy... Or tight n sloppy, or floppy and flappy, or perhaps one you can your entire arm into?
I don't care.......just make sure it's free of metal and attached to someone I care about. | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 9:26:13 AM | | one of my ex parnters bought me a bumbrator once, was amazing, never cam so hard in my life, just the fact i had something rammed up my arse while doing her kinda was a downside! | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 9:26:42 AM |
Smelly ones though.....
Struth, you nearly put me off my hobnobs then, can't say i've ever been at the business end of a less than fragrant lady garden but i think if i was ever faced with one that smelt like the bog on a grimsby fish trawler i'd have to call a halt to proceedings....no excuse for it. | |
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tm1971
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Joined: 5/22/2009
Msg: 89 | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 10:03:06 AM | | Ok i have a question, if a man's willy smells fishy even though it looks clean. Why? Has he been fishing with aforementioned Grimsby trawler or is there something wrong there? | |
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tm1971
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Joined: 5/22/2009
Msg: 91 | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 10:08:19 AM | You do not want to start with a hormonal woman!!!!
But in response to you "FECK OFF!" and No before during fellatio. | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 11:10:57 AM | well boys and girls i had a tooth out yesterday and i feel really sick now after reading this lot.
going back to the start i dont think its whats on offer but how its used that matters,or girls just tell or show them what you want , you all know there just men and can't ask for directions just show them easy solved ....................And if not as i have said be4 Ann summers satisfaction guaranteed every time and you dont have to make breakfast | |
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Posted: 7/16/2009 3:57:06 PM |
And here in my home, we call the vagina-----------a "Nunny"
Do you call it something else when you are not in your home then?
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Posted: 7/16/2009 4:06:22 PM | Yeah, when im let out i call it a C unt!
You poor thing. Are you kept under lock and key?
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Posted: 7/16/2009 5:04:38 PM | | Did anyone mention a pulse? Visible signs of life and the ability to talk (when their mouth's not preoccupied)? .... just thought I'd check. | |
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Posted: 7/16/2009 11:53:11 PM |
nothing duller than mindlessly pounding away
Yeah I agree I would never do this - I think about football
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Posted: 7/17/2009 2:22:59 AM | | ^^^^^^ your inbox is going to be very full with that at the bottom of your profile! | |
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Posted: 7/17/2009 2:40:43 AM | Awwwww! I thought it was going to be a kinky thread about bdsm equipment we most enjoy using or recommending the best fettish clubs in the local area.
But if its c0ck your talking about, then a working one will do with an imaginative mind and adventerous spirit attached to it.
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