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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:02:17 PM |
Margo!!!!! Chameleon is trying to abscond with my moose ballz.
*sigh* such an attention 'ho.
Yes, sweetie, OF COURSE Chameleon is trying to abscond with your moose ballzzz, this IS the women approach men thread!
But they are safe in my purse, no worries. Carry on. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:02:49 PM | Margo,
When he is being naughty, you can make these up for dinner and while you are dropping them into the oil, you can tell him what they are called.
If he is being good, you can make these up and while your hands are fondling the balls, you can tell him what they are called.
SAUERKRAUT MOOSE BALLS
Source:
North American Hunting Club
"Celebrating Wild Game" p.19, Andi Flanagan, Seward, AK
Prep Time:
1/2 hour
Ingredients
Utensils
1 pound ground moose Large mixing bowl
1/2 pound ground pork Cookie sheet
3 eggs Deep fryer or skillet
1 cup sauerkraut, squeezed dry and finely chopped
1/2 cup processed cheese spread
1 small onion, minced
1 teaspoon minced garlic
Salt and pepper
1 cup dried fine breadcrumbs
Oil for deep-frying
Directions
Mix together all ingredients, except bread crumbs
Roll into 1 inch balls, then in bread crumbs
Place on cookie sheet and chill for 30 minutes
Heat oil to 400°F and deep fry balls a few at a time for about 30 seconds or until golden brown
Drain on paper towels
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:05:36 PM |
Mix together all ingredients, except bread crumbs
Roll into 1 inch balls, then in bread crumbs
What? 1-inch moose balls? Who ever heard of such a thing? What do you do with all that tremendous amount of leftover? | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:06:38 PM |
Chameleon is trying to abscond with my moose ballz.
So, DBB, do those moose ballz grow back every so often? I think I remember them being served on a platter in that 'women cooking' thread a while back ;-) | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:08:17 PM | So, DBB, do those moose ballz grow back every so often? I think I remember them being served on a platter in that 'women cooking' thread a while back ;-)
Not to worry, varinia. My moose balls are like the legendary Hydra. I'm up to a couple dozen of them danglers.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:18:00 PM | Hey, Irish!! ltns! How's things? Did your woman want you to come to HER?...or did you lure her to come to you with promises of a paid coffee and moose ballzzzz?
Hey, chameleon, how come you don't look different each time you post?
I do...but I use special smoke and mirrors so you can't tell.
Gawd...can't someone post something super long again to speed these pages up to the goal??
Edit:
OK I'll speed things along....moose ballzzzz...how tame: Here's the recipe for Prairie Oysters:
Rocky Mountain Oysters Recipe
2 pounds calf testicles*
2 cups beer
2 eggs, beaten
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
¼ cup yellow cornmea1
Salt and ground black pepper to taste
Vegetable oil**
1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce
* Be sure to ask your butcher for calf testicles, not bull testicles. Calf testicles are the size of a walnut and are much more tender than the larger bull testicles.
** Use enough vegetable oil to fill your frying container halfway to the top (to allow for bubbling up and splattering) and to completely cover calf testicles while frying.
With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle. Remove the skin (you can remove the skin easily if the testicles are frozen, then peel while thawing). Slice each testicle into approximately 1/4- to 1/2-inch-thick ovals. Place slices in a large pan or blow with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours.
In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper. Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture. In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done). Drain on paper towels.
Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:23:31 PM | Sure can, chamelon. Here's page 64 again (that oughta help):
Perhaps I'll infiltrate a lesbian chat room and see how they charter the "why somewomen want their woman to come to them"
While your there...........Don't "****foot" Around !
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5 04 PM
Wishes Granted
No need to infiltrate unless for other reasons
All types of relationships of the romantic kind have the same dynamics - perhaps what lays at the core is that we are human, same emotions and responses only attraction is different.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5 09 PM
While your there...........Don't "****foot" Around !
Aye, Aye.. No d!cking around.. will be had .. Strickly bizzness. *salutes*
On Edit.. to True Samauri: Yes.. but according to the "mating ritual" (snorts) both the "lady" cats will be rolling around enticing and a teasin and neither one will ever make the first move.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5 23 PM
lol...
to post on "The problem with Sagittarian men" thread just to stir things up, lol.
You could. I would say "surprise" him. They hate being bored. But, they have a wicked wit. Could be entertaining.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5 54 PM
Sagittarian men rule!
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5 10 PM
^^^ I'll ask the lesbians what they think about the sagittarian men. or, should I ask the gay men that question> ??? rats, I can't take the pressure.. You're on your own.
*What page are we on???
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5 30 PM
Wouldn't you ask lesbians about Aquarius or Pisces ?.....
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5 05 PM
Why would a "libra" want to know? .. I'll let you weigh your anwer .. .
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5 25 PM
Seriously though.. I didn't know "the mating ritual: was a contest and one had to "win" something.. which, of course implies that there will be a loser somewhere is all of it. Perhaps I'm taking your comment too literally??
Of course you are!
Sucks when you try to manipulate the "game" and you lose.
Now, let's pick apart the word "game". Let's see ~
Game: A game is a structured activity, usually undertaken for enjoyment. Key components of games are goals, rules, challenge, and interaction. Games generally involve mental or physical stimulation, and often both. Many games help develop practical skills, serve as a form of exercise, or otherwise perform an educational, simulational or psychological role.
Gameplayer: A person who enters into the game and plays to win with the best of his ability. According to Chris Crawford (whoever he is), the requirement for player interaction puts activities such as jigsaw puzzles and solitaire "games" into the category of puzzles rather than games.
In meeting and dating, it is player interaction -hence a game. If you can't get it, are alone all of the time, then it becomes "solitaire" or a "puzzle".
Game Plan: Ahhh strategy. Go online dating and get a profile review and then go on the forum to learn what to do about connecting with the opposite gender. Prepare for level 10 assault on your preconceived thinking. Lose any innocence you ever had and it is boot camp as far as being over sensitive.
Game: Wildlife that is hunted. Women? Men? If men just sat there and waited, they would be hunted out fast and extinct pretty soon. Does, I mean women, are left alone for most of the time as they are valued and protected.
Ante up.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6:02:48 PM
Now, let's pick apart the word "game". Let's see ~
You left out "game theory"...
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6 36 PM
Sucks when you try to manipulate the "game" and you lose.
Can't you see, she's just playing games
Her fantasy, she's just playing games
Now the tables have turned
And you're feeling like you should
Now I know, ooh I know, how it goes
But I never understood
She's a wolf in sheeps' clothing, you know
And it's time to make her play
All the games she's been playing with you
Can't you see, she's just playing games
Her fantasy, she's just playing games
You started something
Or maybe you tried
But you had it coming
And I got you under my thumb
Starting something
I'll settle the score
I'm owing nothing
I'm out the door
You've got her on her knees and you know
You've got one thing that she needs
Should it be that she's losing control
Can't you see, she's just playing games
Her fantasy, she's just playing games
... Courtesy of Loudness "Just Playing Games"
In the type of manipulation (game) you describe .. You can only lose if you THINK you have ..
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6 22 PM
Moose not wait for doe to approach him. Moose scratch ballz and Moose have all doe's Moose want.
Sag Moose da best.
vvv Doe speak now.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6 31 PM
^^ hmm... couldn't handle us gals talking 'bout your saggy balls behind your back, eh?
Isn't it kinda hard to scratch dem balls when they are in someone's purse, dear? Oh wait, I forgot, it's only the men who don't approach women who have their ballzz in a purse. I keep getting this stuff confused.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6 23 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/creepy.png
I thought this was awesome.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6 08 PM
You Dame right It's Margo Stand back boys she's coming through!
hhmm... couldn't handle us gals talking 'bout your saggy balls behind your back, eh?
Isn't it kinda hard to scratch Dem balls when they are in someones purse, dear?
Brilliant a great 2 liner I cut and pasted for future reference.
To funny
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6 39 PM
I'll pose that question in the gay men's chat room... I bet they'll have the answer about whose ballzz are in whose purse... BRB
BTW: Moose ballzzzzz is a gourmet delicasy in Northern Ontario. Best keep yur sweety down south .. ;0)
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6 48 PM
Moose ballzzzzz is a gourmet delicasy in Northern Ontario.
Trust me, wishes, moose ballzzzz is a gourmet delight anywhere I go.
The countown begins: 182 posts to get to page 80.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6 50 PM
Why women want guys to come to THEM....cuz they want to lure them in and abscond with their prairie oysters (if you live in the west...aka moose ballzzzz if you live in the east).
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6 23 PM
Holy guacomole batgirl,
DBB and Chame!!!
Hey, yooose guys are still here...and teaching me new phrases...kewl
Hi ya!
Irish
ot...cause we still keep coming to them...sheesh...ya'd think at this stage in the game we'd have learned better....
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Posted: 9/29/2009 648 PM
want to lure them in and abscond with their prairie oysters (if you live in the west...aka moose ballzzzz if you live in the east).
Margo!!!!! Chameleon is trying to abscond with my moose ballz.
Hey, chameleon, how come you don't look different each time you post?
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Posted: 9/29/2009 6 07 PM
Trust me, wishes, moose ballzzzz is a gourmet delight anywhere I go.
DBB................ MOOO ! MOO !
Reminds me of a time my son and i passed a dog "cleaning " himself, my son stated "I wish i could do that! I replied: Go ask him !
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Posted: 9/29/2009 7:02:17 PM
Margo!!!!! Chameleon is trying to abscond with my moose ballz.
*sigh* such an attention 'ho.
Yes, sweetie, OF COURSE Chameleon is trying to abscond with your moose ballzzz, this IS the women approach men thread!
But they are safe in my purse, no worries. Carry on.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 7:02:49 PM
Margo,
When he is being naughty, you can make these up for dinner and while you are dropping them into the oil, you can tell him what they are called.
If he is being good, you can make these up and while your hands are fondling the balls, you can tell him what they are called.
SAUERKRAUT MOOSE BALLS
Source:
North American Hunting Club
"Celebrating Wild Game" p.19, Andi Flanagan, Seward, AK
Prep Time:
1/2 hour
Ingredients
Utensils
1 pound ground moose Large mixing bowl
1/2 pound ground pork Cookie sheet
3 eggs Deep fryer or skillet
1 cup sauerkraut, squeezed dry and finely chopped
1/2 cup processed cheese spread
1 small onion, minced
1 teaspoon minced garlic
Salt and pepper
1 cup dried fine breadcrumbs
Oil for deep-frying
Directions
Mix together all ingredients, except bread crumbs
Roll into 1 inch balls, then in bread crumbs
Place on cookie sheet and chill for 30 minutes
Heat oil to 400°F and deep fry balls a few at a time for about 30 seconds or until golden brown
Drain on paper towels
Serve with super-hot or sweet-hot mustard
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Posted: 9/29/2009 7:05:36 PM
Mix together all ingredients, except bread crumbs
Roll into 1 inch balls, then in bread crumbs
What? 1-inch moose balls? Who ever heard of such a thing? What do you do with all that tremendous amount of leftover?
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Posted: 9/29/2009 7:06:38 PM
Chameleon is trying to abscond with my moose ballz.
So, DBB, do those moose ballz grow back every so often? I think I remember them being served on a platter in that 'women cooking' thread a while back ;-) | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:23:56 PM | Ya have to have PATIENCE.. just like when you sit around and wait for a man to come to you.. *ducks*
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:27:30 PM |
Ya have to have PATIENCE.. just like when you sit around and wait for a man to come to you..
Wishes Granted, better not let V1 find out you said that; you know how he gets. lol
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:29:19 PM | But if you go for coffee, don't they usually have doughnut balls? I have had moose-track ice-cream, that is delicious. Not big on coffee, so think going out for the moose-track would be more enjoyable and maybe less fattening than the balls. Oh the ice-cream is vegan friendly too right? That means everyone can come together.
I'm doing my best wishes...much more fun reading this than working any day! | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:37:02 PM |
I'm doing my best wishes...much more fun reading this than working any day! and you're doing a fine job *on the tread anyway* hehehe.. Now, could you please explain this comment further:
That means everyone can come together.  | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:42:42 PM | Isn't it a numbers game with men, if you tell 10 women they are beautiful etc etc, than maybe 1 or 2 will take the bait. lol
Oh and we do have the power, it's just that some of us don't use it. What's that saying that goes " only the woman knows how the night will end. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:49:17 PM | | I think culture makes it hard for women to ask out guys, because of how their brought up I think we have had improvement in work place equality but not relationship equality I think we need to encourage women to speak up and every one should try to be themselves not try to mesure to ones own sex that is when we would see progress in equality | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:50:26 PM |
only the woman knows how the night will end. yea, well.. try saying that on one of the 1200 "He played me" threads .. 
Wishes Granted, better not let V1 find out you said that; you know how he gets. lol I'd like to see him quote-n-comment on your "recap" post .. that otta take us to page 80 for sure :0) | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:52:24 PM | | I think also men alot of times are too asertive and that is why some men cant take no I think women should be the ones who aproach men more | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:54:54 PM |  well, just for the ice-cream. Umm the other way may cause the earth to explode. Of course we may need other activities to work off the ice-cream. But I think it should be clear that we have to synchronize our watches, I don't want anyone to think they came before someone else or that the guys came to the women or women came to the guys. This must a be a mutual affair, that means married and single alike can attend...gosh, I am writing in circles more than normal tonight.
How do you track a moose? I am guessing you watch for his tread... | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 4:55:04 PM |
I think also men alot of times are too asertive and that is why some men cant take no I think women should be the ones who aproach men more.
Progressive fellow. How interesting. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5:02:26 PM | Men have no hips.
aaamm, sorry yes we do have hips, just not as pronounced as women's !
Otherwise a nice lady, who's sister I worked with, wouldn't have told her that I have hip action ! lol
True Story too.
Cheers
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5:02:46 PM |
I'd like to see him quote-n-comment on your "recap" post .. that otta take us to page 80 for sure :0)
 He's been working on this thread for the past couple of hours. I can feel it.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5:05:22 PM |
Sigh... using masculinity(or any part of the male anatomy) as the symbol of choice for confidence and assertiveness is part of the very same sexist mentality that this thread and some posters, such as myself, are trying to challenge.
Not sure if I am getting this right but I am wondering if you don't like the fact that it is a fact that men have balls and yes the term "balls" can be used by not just women but by men themselves by saying ... ""Yep that guy has sure got big balls"", I bet you have even said that on a number of occasions talking about a man with a lot of confidence or just plain nerve.
Anyhow
Awwww I guess it is how you men let them hang that makes me interested or not ...
So if it a symbol of confidence and assertiveness ... then I say come on men, show us your balls. As us out.
Balls are like boobs there is always someone with a bigger set. We women know it, we spend enough on push up bras, implants, lifts and the like. Us women we are just so much understanding towards men in that department. We accept how low your balls go.
Perhaps that is why we like it when you ask us out. While your Adams apple is bobbing as you are asking us out, our eyes are roaming  Yep the man with the balls wins.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5:09:27 PM | Savona:
Hold on while I go get my camcorder, shall I pose for ya too ? Take one, Paul's Balls' !
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5:09:39 PM |
How do you track a moose?
Mooses are trackable by their long stride and wide trailwidth, with an uneven register.
Or you could try what Margo did: cookies.
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Posted: 9/29/2009 5:21:48 PM | Wishes...trying here...
uhemm...back to topic...
I like to ask guys out. Actually I prefer it. I may have mentioned it a time or two.
However, I do like it when a gentleman opens my car door...I guess it is because I am Southern.
However, on same date, I will most likely walk faster then him, (I have a fast-paced walk) and open the door to the building of the destination for him, to wherever it was we were going...
So no one is waiting for guys to come to them here... | |
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