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| One liners you regret
Posted: 6/23/2009 10:35:27 AM | You're a condescending bastid (true)
You're a w!nker (true)
And you've only got one ball...................................uncalled for, funny as fvck at the time but I felt really awful the next day
Still dread meeting him again - but he was an intolerable tosser the night we were all out. | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 6/23/2009 11:13:21 AM | Working in a bar and a guy asked for a bag of dry roasted, as i passed them over i noticed they were a bit hot so....
'sorry i was just checking your nuts as they felt a bit warm'  | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 6/23/2009 6:50:27 PM | As a pest control serviceman to a very very very posh lady client complaining that the ladies toilet had been sprayed with insecticide.
Me "Well that'll sort your crabs out"!
Very nearly got my P45 for that. | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 6/24/2009 7:13:48 PM | Ok sorry to anybody who this may offend,
"I am turning into a colour person" This was said in front of my brother who's wife is colour.
And by the way I've said that to myself lots of times , on my own and 2 of my sister in laws are colour | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 6/24/2009 10:56:09 PM | To a Thai Policeman who just fined me 400 baht for not wearing a motorcycle helmet -this is how the conversation went...
Me (being smug) - "mmmm I'll give you 200!"
Him (cracked a toothless smile) - "800"
Me - "300, last offer"
Him - "1000 - not last offer"
Me - "ok, ok, 400 it is"
Him - "1400"
So I shut the F*ck up and paid 1400 DOH! | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 6/25/2009 10:33:28 AM | [Phone me or dump me but don't piss me around.........I was very young.........]
he he i thought that was good
told my girlfriend i like to be abused so she locked me in the cupboard and sodded off down sainsburys....old joke  | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 6/25/2009 1:32:29 PM | I'm in the dentist's chair and the dentist and his assistant are laying out the drills and other torture weapons. The radio is going full blast so I say, "I know why you play the radio so loudly. It's to drown the screams."
The faces of dentist and assistant froze. They were not amused. | |
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73ste
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Joined: 6/2/2009
Msg: 34 | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 7/5/2009 4:22:10 PM | Does my bum look big in this?
Did I really need the honest answer!  | |
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73ste
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Joined: 6/2/2009
Msg: 36 | |
| One liners you regret
Posted: 7/6/2009 12:32:23 AM | Looks OK to me namethatchoon 
I hate myself for doing it but again thanks to the evils of drink I once uttered the imortal lyrics of the Macc Lads "sit on mi face & I'll guess your weight". | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 7/6/2009 3:52:42 AM | bumped into an ex from 20 odd yrs ago recently but he wouldnt tell me who he was. i asked a couple of questions, one being 'did you have hair then?'
actually i dont regret asking that at all  | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 7/6/2009 4:01:20 AM | ^73ste..Do i get the feeling that one is flirting with me? Blushes then leaves the building! | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 7/7/2009 2:17:01 AM | "Must be hard to walk upright with that massive d!ck on your head!"
5 days bannage  | |
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OKRob
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Joined: 6/4/2009
Msg: 40 | |
| One liners you regret
Posted: 7/7/2009 2:18:46 AM | The one liner I regret is.... Do you want to go halves on a bas****
I just made that up by the way but I wouldn't recommend trying to use it as a pick up line. | |
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sjxx
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Joined: 4/9/2009
Msg: 41 | |
| One liners you regret
Posted: 7/7/2009 2:28:09 AM | to my ex many many years ago when we first moved in together and i had been nosing through his stuff - "i found some photos of you and HER (his ex wife) she is a bit of a dog isnt she? (she wasnt)and her mate is even uglier" (she was ) his reply - "thats my sister" ouch i was kissing ass for hours  | |
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tm1971
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Joined: 5/22/2009
Msg: 42 | |
| One liners you regret
Posted: 7/7/2009 2:43:22 AM | ^^^^ rofl oh excellent!
During an argument i told him his****was small and i faked my orgasms (which was true) he would not stop asking me questions about it when we made up, i had to over compensate. Very hardwork! | |
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| One liners you regret
Posted: 7/7/2009 4:50:18 AM | 'What window licker have you added now, she looks a right mong'
To the guy i am seeing, about his facebook..( we like to take the piss out of the ****nuts he adds, he is a nice guy..tells them he is not interested and they babble)
He replied, thats Leanne's( his best mate) Aunty..
i was Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nearest hole to dig..
Though he said, your right though.
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73ste
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Joined: 6/2/2009
Msg: 44 | |
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Scints
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Joined: 6/11/2009
Msg: 45 | |
| One liners you regret
Posted: 7/7/2009 3:22:40 PM | A guy messaged me the other night saying he wanted to contact me but thought I was too good for him. I replied with "Oh, I feel like a shit now, but I don't think you're what I'm looking for"
He sent me some flowers and said he hoped it was a good one. Took me a while to work out what he meant. | |
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