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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 8:46:35 AM | | 4408joseph...oh my f***ing God that was too......f***ing funny!!!!! I am still laughing as I try to write this. Gotta love a man with a sense of humor...tee heeeeee..... | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 12:59:48 PM | ^^^
Yep, well-done to Widoesdesire!
The other females probably thought it was a gender bashing thingy, not realising how serious & disturbing that situation could be to the guy who experiences it.
A guy loves a woman, wants to take the relationship to the next level, and all of a sudden....
There was stench in the air! 
...when her legs are spread apart. 
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 1:17:00 PM | A lot of these threads are made to have a laugh at womens expense.Smelly v-jays heheheh, titter titter.If she knew she smelled, she would not have been intimate.This thread Op with all the unnecessary embellishment, smells worse, than your girls alleged coochie
I am not buying it and the Asian reference is not doing you any favors.It may not be a bashing thread, but it is certainly a taking the pee one.
Men smell too you know,a crusty penis is very unpleasant and common too.
Sometimes we just dont like how someone smells, it a sign of incompatibility.In your case gross immaturity, saying it on here, if any of it is true, which I doubt.I thought fantasy land was only in Disney. | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 1:20:58 PM | Maybe you can sheep dip her. No, seriously, she should consult a gyn and see if this is normal for her or there is another problem. I've had that happen only once in my life and she was a waitress that had worked all night long, so besides funky she also had a persperation problem. | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 1:57:55 PM | A guy loves a woman, wants to take the relationship to the next level, and all of a sudden....
ummm....if you had read the OP, then you'd have known it was their THIRD date. now i don't know too many people who are in love with someone on a third date. he just wanted to f*ck her, then dump her. obviously a one night stand type of situation. | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 2:05:21 PM |
Men smell too you know,a crusty penis is very unpleasant and common too.
My man showers 99% of the time prior to coming to see me. One time we happened to get together immediately after work, and he came straight to my house rather than go home and change. Yes I noticed the sweat and odor in his genital region. It was not a smell I would choose to be around, however, I ignored it and did not make mention of it to him. Now if 99% of the time he had this odor, I think I might have tried to tactfully discuss it with him.
Just like a lady should be aware of her odor before getting intimate, so should the men.
When you make a decision to get together for a quickie when given the opportunity, its a crap shoot and you have to accept less than perfect conditions.
The lady in question, assuming that this thread is serious and not fabricated knew she had this issue and could have made a different choice than to get intimate at a time when she knew she had an odor.
As I said, I know what I smell like and taste like on any given day when I see my man.
Right after my cycle, my secretions have a metallic taste to them that is caused by the remnant of a small amont of blood in my vagina. If this is the case I will use a vinegar douche, and check again later. If I still note the metallic taste, I won't let him go there.
It is not a taste I would want to go down on, so neither should he.
Ladies we should not be embarrassed by these changes in our bodies we should just be aware of them and act accordingly. Likewise, men need to have an awareness of how their semen tastes. If you expect a woman to swallow better get a handle on how your diet affects your taste. If you are being considerate making a few dietary changes as little as 12 hours before seeing your lady will make a world of change in your taste.
And everyone, stop acting like adolescent fools making jokes about a situation like this. Deal with things like adults here. If you are mature enough to have sex you should know how to address this situation with a lover with tact.
If a man is greeted by an odor, apologize for an inability to go down there. Talk about it. See what you can do about it together. Screening for infection, making dietary changes, avoiding contact around the menses, douching, washing freshly with mild soap before intimacy, there are all sorts of things that can be tried.
Treat a partner the way you would want to be treated.
Men how would you feel if a woman said ewww smegma! or your groin smells like a sweat sock, no way!
Anyway, this is one woman's opinion. I don't think not liking the smell of a man's sweaty groin in a sign of incompatibility, I don't like the smell of any man's sweaty groin. | |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:29:45 PM | | Hey there.. sorry to hear that.. but I laughed my f***ing head off when I read your story in detail. You have anymore funny stories.... not that thats funny its kinda gross.. but you know what I mean. It could be a whole lot of different reasons... infections, stds, maybe she doesnt wash down there.. who knows.....are you sure if you maybe clean her yourself that you couldnt make it work...lol sorry. | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 6:28:21 PM | you should have been a REAL man sucked it up and went wild.
its no wonder you dont have your picture up. jerk.
oh, and lastly it really was not her
remember pal YOU PICKED HER, find out deep inside yourself why?
and keep fishing. doupe, homer simpson ha ha ha ah ah
try try again. but you really need to work on your political correctness. if this is true,
you hurt her more than anything and you should leave the women alone until you have some serious counceling. google therapists or something like that , where the hell is your compasion.   | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 6:39:08 PM | I'm sorry, but I could'nt stop laughing when I read this. And yes this would make a perfect penthouse story.....Could you at least post her initials so the rest of us won't have to go through this nightmarish hell. | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 8:41:48 PM | Hi there Widowsdesire,
I was just having a laugh to myself and wondering why no one else has commented...
But.....
From what you said above and in a previous post
I know what I smell like and taste like on any given day
You described your taste..lol...
So, this must mean that you dip your finger in the pot and "taste the sauce" a few times a day to make sure your flavours are right..
Isn't that a little overboard or paranoid about your odour?
I mean, you know when your cycle is so around that time you simply don't do anything. Unless your in a stable relationship and your fella don't mind and your happy with it.
Why can't people just have a shower before they hit the sack.. Better yet, why not have one together..
Body odour is foul smelling to some people and pleasant to others.. I think it goes something like.. If your genes are too close together, then you will find the person smelly. This is natures way of avoiding interbreeding. (least this is what I have heard, I think it was on one of those Dr Suzuki documentaries)..
So dude, it might pay to look back in the family tree.. If she smells that bad to you, she could be closer to you than you think...hahahaa
Why do you think dogs always sniff each others bits when they meet..??? | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 9:27:27 PM |
So, this must mean that you dip your finger in the pot and "taste the sauce" a few times a day to make sure your flavours are right..
You did not finish the quote, on any given day WHEN I SEE MY MAN. I am in a monogamous relationship, we live in different states, we see each other once a week,
every now and then are lucky enough to see each other a second or third time in a given week if he happens to be working on my side of the river. So I will check myself about once a week this way. I am glad you found my statement amusing. You must not get out much. The reality is no man has ever complained about the odor from my vagina, nor my taste for that matter. Having an awareness of your own body in my opinion just makes you more considerate of your lover.
When I am getting ready for a date I have an awareness as I clean up and am getting ready whether I have an issue with odor. 99% of the time there is none. If there is I will douche. I personally don't have a hang up about checking myself, and do so only when I anticipate making love with my significant other. When it is that time of the month I don't bother because if I just finished my cycle I know I won't be directing him down south. I will just clean as usual, but the odor is something that will be impacted by my cycle. Even when a woman is just spotting a small amount the blood in her secretions will alter her taste. Spotting would not preclude intercourse, however, I would not expect oral play in this setting. | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 10:11:43 PM | I hope she's not douching - that's can upset the balance nature put in place. There is never a reason to douch. Sometimes the more women douch to solve an undiagnosed problem, the worse they make it.
Are you going to keep seeing her? If so, you can suggest a few things if she hasn't explored things on her own. Has she been tested for Bacterial Vaginosis, other vaginal infections specifically or Trichomoniasis? You might want to steer her to the CDC website or WebMD website so she can start the search for a solution. I am surprised by how many people are not thorough when it comes to finding the solution to a health issue.
I am also not surprised how many people jumped all over you and over-reacted. What a world.
Please be aware of any symptoms you might be getting in the near future as to a clue. | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 10:25:57 PM | I don't even know what to do with this. It seems manufactured. It seems like you created a story to explain to us a problem you had with a **** scent. I can't tell if the girl was really raunchy or you were just scared of ****, innocent or insecure.
I have been in situations where a woman didn't take care of herself, and she had a rather strong scent-- the **** is a moist region, like armpits, and it can gather a strong fragrance.
But the way you wrote this, it's like, dude-- what **** did you experience, before this, do you know what it's supposed to be like?
You write like it was your first experience of **** and you expected it to be like cotton candy.
It's a warm, sweet, moist part of a biological carbon-based entity. It smells and tastes appropriately; it's musky and very complex-- they're women-- they're complex.
I would say, right off the bat, find more women-- because you're going to find someone who smells and tastes right to you, then you'll get it, you'll have no problem.
You think your balls and your**** are so great? Yeah, they don't lubricate themselves, they don't get wet, and you can't smell them, from 4 feet away. But you still have a smell, sometimes you smell like piss and if you don't eat your veg, when she goes down on you, you smell like ass.
Now: do you want to go down on someone who smells like shit, or someone who smells like fish, at worst?
Most women I've known have clean asses, and I notice that women are always eating greens-- they're more healthy gastronimically speaking, than most males.
That said, I have been with a couple women whose private area smelled very strong, and at one point, almost offensive-- like dirty feet.
But these were women who would not acknowledge and respect their pussies, they didn't take care of them.
If men had pussies, well, if gay men had pussies, they'd be like, my **** is the sweetest and most sexiest-smelling thing in the universe!
Well, I have met women like this. I just mean pride of ownership, but more importantly, respect. They respect their pussies, and take care of them.
I have not been with many women, but a broad range. One girl, I could smell her through her polyester slacks, that was the first problem-- always wear cotton-- polyester holds certain things, and I could smell her, and later when we had dated and decided to make love, after she left, my whole apartment smelled really musky-- it wasn't a bad smell-- it smelled like ****, after all-- it was only; it was so strong.
Then my lady friend from upstairs came and visited, and sniffed, and she was like, "You had a woman here, last night."
And I was like, "No, I didn't."
I was with one woman, an older woman, who had NO smell; just flesh, soft, succulent flesh-- but I wanted **** smell, and every now and then, she would have a light fragrance, and I would tell her, I love the smell of your ****.
She seemed embarassed, like she had accidentally farted, or something.
There's this whole range.
I think the best example is my friend E, her **** definately smelled like ****, but it wasn't overpowering, it was clean and grassy-smelling. She smelled musky, like **** does, but she smelled grassy and clean, too. And when I put my face in her, I felt like I was home.
Now.
What do you think WE smell like, you think we smell like a rose, or a banana split, or chocolate, or chamomile tea?
I think the best compliments we've gotten were, "He smelled nutty and creamy"-- a direct reference to the nature of our biology-- in the same way that women smell like earth, and home-- in the same way that, if they take care of themselves, they smell like mother earth, and flowers, and grass, and if we take care of ourselves, we don't smell like ass, we smell like nuts and honey.
Women's worst complaint against us is, "He smelled like urine," or "he smelled like ass."
So who are you to judge?
Just keep trying until it makes sense.
I remember this wonderful person I'd met online and known for years, and she spent her tax return to come out here and see me.
And we were in the motel, and I was telling her, I'm going to sleep on the floor, I don't want to invade your space but if you want to...
Well, we ended up ravaging each other and I remember this smell, and I thought, is that her ****? Because it smelled like dirty feet.
But this woman, she didn't respect her body.
We made love a lot of times, she just didn't pay attention to her body, it was almost like she didn't notice fragrance and I later saw her answer a questionnaire and her answer was, "I don't care what you smell like."-- fragrance was not an issue for her.
But when she told me how she masturbated, she clearly had some issues with her private parts, she seemed ashamed, she wouldn't acknowledge them-- just like that woman who left her strong scent in my room.
Later, I was with a lady who had always been healthy smelling, only this night she wasn't, and she was like-- "It can be really hard, to take care of this thing."
I had this very weird experience where I had a ****, and I had to care for it, you know, it's this moist, warm flower and bacteria is always trying to grow there, and I was a woman and I needed some bacteria, but not too much, and I needed to lubricate, but I also had to keep the damn thing washed off, and it was ridiculous.
I think some of these problems are modern, and related to diet.
And I was like, eh, I don't care-- it seems like you know what you're doing, sometimes you're stinky, sometimes I am, no big-- we'll try to take care of these things as best we can.
My point is, you seem like a noob, and like you got surprised. I know I did. I thought **** would smell like mint-breath, for some reason. To me, it smells like clean armpit-sweat-- not the kind that is more pungeant because you used some deodorant that didn't work, and not the kind that smells off because you eat horrible foods.
I remember this woman I worked with, I was in love with her. Our job only had swamp coolers, and it got hot, even still. She could work as good as any man, God(dess) I miss her. I was so in love with her.
She would work and get hot, and I could smell her sweat, under her arms. I think she didn't use deodorant, because her skin was sensitive, or something. Anyways, she smelled like ****. So we would be in the office, cooling down, running over some numbers, and I could smell her, and I thought, how ****ing lucky am I-- I know exactly what her **** smells like, and it's heady and glorious, and it feels like home.
And she would say, "Whoo, I'm sorry, I'm sweating so much,"
And I'm thinking how lucky I am, because she ate normally so there were no off-scents when she sweated, no smell of sulfur, or anything. She smelled like a human who I was in love with, which reminds me of E, she had a fragrance, there's no doubt-- but it wasn't too strong, and it wasn't off because she denied attention to her body-- she simply smelled like a human, in a garden.
So when you find your Eve, you'll know, and it will all make sense. | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/15/2009 10:44:13 PM | "When I am getting ready for a date I have an awareness as I clean up and am getting ready whether I have an issue with odor. 99% of the time there is none. If there is I will douche. I personally don't have a hang up about checking myself, and do so only when I anticipate making love with my significant other."
I do this, too. As a guy, when I think I might be intimate with someone, I soap up everything, where clean underwear.
If we're a couple, we're allowed to miss a few beats. But if I'm going to be intimate with someone fresh, I want her to not be turned off by some sweaty off-smells, like my balls sweating too much or my thing smelling like fish or sweat, or whatever. I try to clean my mouth really good, too. If I'm in a long relationship, I tend to do the same, when we go on a date. I just don't want to be offensive, this way, it can ruin the whole thing. On the one hand, you want to be human, and smell and act like a normal human; but some of these things are so primal, you don't want to push it too far-- if I make love in the morning I prefer to rinse my mouth with Listerine, to kill bacteria. If she's lying there and can't, the Listerine in my mouth will more than make up for whatever bacteria are in her mouth, over the night; on the other hand, I also worry about being too antiseptic; if I greet her in bed with Listerine mouth, she might feel self-conscious, about her own, or that I'm so consumed by this notion that I can't accept her natural state.
And on, and on, and on.
That's why it's funnest to be with a person who you really respect and appreciate, over a period of time; because, while mostly you'll present yourself in a certain way, sometimes you'll slip or you simply can't be bothered; and the person will understand this, and you will too, and you see how human you are. Sometimes you stink, sometimes you have bad breath; but then sometimes this amazing thing keeps happening, and you keep loving them, and nothing else matters. | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/16/2009 1:05:28 AM | "Widowsdesire"...great post.
It's too bad this became a man VS woman thread...again.
For the record: men AND women can smell...fishy, sweaty, etc.
I repeat...men AND women!!
Yes the title sounds crude, but maybe the title is just trying to be honest/direct (no b.s.). Maybe too many details, BUT NO ONE is forcing anyone to read all of it or any of it at all!!
I've had my share of "sweaty", "fishy" experiences...and there are times it's ok or good, other times it's nightmarish (wanted to gag). I myself wash thoroughly before a date (I also feel better, more confident on a date if I just got out of the shower after a good, long wash). I'm paranoid of smelling badly for a girl.
I wouldn't want any girl (no matter how much she may like me) to go down on me if I didn't shower within the last 5 hours (I guess 6-8 hours would be the most!, although I'd prefer being super fresh when seeing her).
It's funny though, 'cause one of the sweatiest ******* I've ever smelled/licked was also one of the best experiences I've ever had (ex-girlfriend). I think I may have loved her? (or was it lust?!  ). Maybe that's why the sweaty smell didn't always bother me (it did smell fresh sometimes). | |
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| What do I do with a hot lady with a smelly pussi?
Posted: 6/16/2009 3:03:31 AM | Creepy, unclassy story, unnecessarily long, handled very badly by you.
She should probably stop using any products internally, as they may be ruining her natural cleaning mechanism.
She probably should visit a doctor and make sure she doesn't have an infection, than date men who don't expect her to smell like flowers in the vagina. M | |
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